Massage Gone Wrong

[Plucky]

I recently received a full body oil massage on Loi Kroh Road in Chiang Mai. I don't know what it is but I fear something was amiss. The massage itself was sublime if not a little too powerful for my liking. This girl could strip the threads off bolts with hands that strong.

No what bothers me was she had a voice deeper than Darth Vader and kept talking about football. I fear the worst. What should I have done? Should I have asked for a full and unequivocal refund or perhaps asked if she could do anything about my noisy tappets?

Edited August 13, 2012 by pimping

[SunnyBkk]

I think you met the so call ladyboy.

[smokie36]

You are simply bisexual. Its nothing to be ashamed of....

[necronx99]

You are simply bisexual. Its nothing to be ashamed of....

I think that would depend on if it ...uhh..moved...

[thelegend]

Are ylou upset that you didn't get a happy ending ?

[Old Croc]

Are ylou upset that you didn't get a happy ending ?

I think he's upset because he did!

[dean999]

Are ylou upset that you didn't get a happy ending ?

I think he's upset because he did!

Yeah and this line "This girl could strip the threads off bolts with hands that strong". Makes me think she yanked his chain too hard.

[necronx99]

Are ylou upset that you didn't get a happy ending ?

I think he's upset because he did!

Yeah and this line "This girl could strip the threads off bolts with hands that strong". Makes me think she yanked his chain too hard.

Says the guy called dean with a huge pair of knockers....

[CharlieH]

wouldnt worry about your tappets just the "Big End", and thank god nothing got re-bored whilst laying face down .

Edited August 21, 2012 by CharlieH