The Amish

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were

amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two

shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together

again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The

father (never having seen an elevator) responded "Son, I have

never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what

it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed an old

lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and

pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled

between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy

and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers

above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles

light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again

and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.

The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother."