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Phuket Police Hunt Serial Masturbator

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Given the old saying, it takes a w*nker to catch a w*nker, the Phuket police should soon have their man.

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You guys should grow up and take this seriously.

This character is a real tosser and the police have asked if he cums your way please collect all the evidence you can and take it to your nearest police staion.

Police have scoured Phuket Town nightclub car parks, but have come up empty-handed...

Just imagine what they could have "on" their hands if they would have found some "evidence" sick.gif cheesy.gif

Given the old saying, it takes a w*nker to catch a w*nker, the Phuket police should soon have their man.

Spot on!

My gf had an Asian guy masturbate in front of her at Kata beach a couple years ago.

I had an asian girl masturbating in front of me two days ago - I was shocked to say the least... smile.png

The report said it was a Thai man. That being the case, I'm sure he didn't have his hands full.

A serial killer is someone killing many persons,

A serial Robber is someone robbing many places

Is a serial masturbator someone who masturbate many people?

this is absolutely NOT FUNNY cheesy.gifcheesy.gifcheesy.gif

when I read the post I thought they are talking about 90 percent of all normal male

anyway, we should all hope they will not catch him empty handed cheesy.gif

A serial killer is someone killing many persons,

A serial Robber is someone robbing many places

Is a serial masturbator someone who masturbate many people?

No, I think they messed up the spelling - It's cereal masturbator, someone who likes to masturbate into his morning cereal... usually on mornings after the nearby 7Elevens ran out of yoghurt laugh.png

Sorry, I just can't help it - this topic is so refreshingly funny after all those slayings, rapes, stabbings and muggings... LG - life is good!

They have his car number plate - how hard can it be?... Sorry. I will rephrase that...

You guys should grow up and take this seriously.

This character is a real tosser and the police have asked if he cums your way please collect all the evidence you can and take it to your nearest police staion.

.........ew....!

If they want a serial Masturbator the Police can just arrest the first single man they come across

Or a married man

The dude must really get off on danger.

Pulling a wank to a bunch of women with easy access to knives!!!!

BTW, is the photo supposed to show his handywork???

A serial killer is someone killing many persons,

A serial Robber is someone robbing many places

Is a serial masturbator someone who masturbate many people?

No, I think they messed up the spelling - It's cereal masturbator, someone who likes to masturbate into his morning cereal... usually on mornings after the nearby 7Elevens ran out of yoghurt laugh.png

Sorry, I just can't help it - this topic is so refreshingly funny after all those slayings, rapes, stabbings and muggings... LG - life is good!

OK Mister catweazle, you owe me a bowl of corn flakes. I had to throw mine away after reading your post!!!blink.png

this has gone far enough everyone should just get a grip on themselves ...er i dont mean literally

the police are slacking..

they need to get on the ball and harden up

these women need to each take hold of a baton

and if he shows his head around there again

they need to beat him off together

This case isn't heading for a happy ending. :(

The authorities searching for this guy, according to the OP photo caption, have COME up EMPTY HANDED???

Really? Some caption writer out there is quite a joker....

“We have caught a few people, parked along the bypass road, who were masturbating in their vehicles, but none of them were the man we are looking for,”

Phuket Town, a new hub?

Sitting on a park bench

Eyeing little girls with bad intent

Hey Aqualung

Jethro Tull

Serial Masturbator or Serial Exhibitionist? Most men do it.......but also girls.....meant the self satisfying part. w00t.gif

Too many funny things I can think of in the story... like how that girl's mom jumped into the guy's car and drove away...

...oh wait... that's just hilariously SH_TTY reporting!!!

Ok ok... how about this... they came up... EMPTY HANDED... hurrr hurrr... get it??

Too many people watching Gangnam STyle videos...

Looks like we have a replacement for planking...

What else can I say but "Serial Masturbator"?

Maybe the just announced PGTV on Prime time UBC can get a hand around this and give some real live coverage.

http://www.thaivisa....bctrue-visions/

Was that a PGTV van I saw parked on the bypass ?

edit; yes this post is as ridiculous as the thread itself. With over 11,500 views in 18 hrs at least it proves that anything connected with sex is a top seller ( google wise )

Maybe the just announced PGTV on Prime time UBC can get a hand around this and give some real live coverage.

Maybe that was Lin Ping, craving for attention. :(

What sort of nob would do such a thing in public?

Apparently someone who can get away with it... or rather get off with it... rolleyes.gif

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