Hungry Vampire Bats

[mikecwm]

3 vampire bats hanging in their cave. They haven't sucked blood for days. Very hungry.

Finally one says to the other 2 - "I can't stand it any longer. I have to find some blood soon".

He flies off into the night.

4 hours later he returns with blood all down his front.

The other 2 say "where did you get that?"

"Follow me" he says, and they all fly off together.

2 hours out he says to them "You see that big tree over there?"

"Yes, yes" they reply, in anticipation of a good feed of blood.

Slight pause here while bat # 1 shakes his head.

"I didn't"