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Hungry Vampire Bats

mikecwm
in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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3 vampire bats hanging in their cave. They haven't sucked blood for days. Very hungry.

Finally one says to the other 2 - "I can't stand it any longer. I have to find some blood soon".

He flies off into the night.

4 hours later he returns with blood all down his front.

The other 2 say "where did you get that?"

"Follow me" he says, and they all fly off together.

2 hours out he says to them "You see that big tree over there?"

"Yes, yes" they reply, in anticipation of a good feed of blood.

Slight pause here while bat # 1 shakes his head.

"I didn't"

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