Does Any Thread Ever Stay On Topic?

[SteeleJoe]

Did everything just taste purple for a second?

Sorry, that was me.

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[The Pundit]

Has anybody seen my camel?

[BigJohnnyBKK]

Has anybody seen my camel?

Humping in the dark, back of the club.

[SteeleJoe]

Has anybody seen my camel?

You mean lately?

I rather resent what you are implying.

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[Songhua]

Has anybody seen my camel?

toe...............s are funny things aren't they? Sort of like fingers for our feet.

[SteeleJoe]

Has anybody seen my camel?

toe...............s are funny things aren't they? Sort of like fingers for our feet.

Speaking of fish (and fingers on our feet): I used to like Fish Sticks when i was a kid -- which are "Fish Fingers" in the UK: I was pretty surprised when I heard that because I never knew that fish had fingers. Or camels.

I still can't find my keys...

[BigJohnnyBKK]

[SteeleJoe]

Those aren't my keys. Or Fish Sticks.

[BigJohnnyBKK]

What's that got to do with the price of eggs?

[Rob8891]

A million housewives every day

Pick up a tin of beans and say

Beans means

[TomTao]

So if you give a donation at a sperm bank do they say "thanks for coming" when you leave? Please discuss

In Thailand the nurses in their cute uniforms all line up on the pavement and shout "Plee Suh! Come inside!"

And Bars girls they shout: "Please Come inside me"

Watch out for the revolving door, if you want the right floor you've got to push the right button.

[Thailand2012]

christ if i live to 90 and you throw in chugwell shit ive waisted years.

Sorry to stay on topic, but dam_n I shoulda been tracking session-minutes as well as just the number of partners, would've been most gratifying stat to put on my gravestone.

Lol BJ. So long as it doesn't become the reason you HAVE a gravestone.

Anyway, back to skimpy clothing, WD40 and/or fish.

why not better to go out with a smile on your face i know which i would prefer.

[SeaVisionBurma]

A bird in the hand is worth two golden cooks in a haystack spoiling the broth.

[SeaVisionBurma]

BTW - choose your own metaphor from the above.

Or don't.

[BigJohnnyBKK]

Durian's quite nice; if the smell gets to you, just put it in the freezer first, but you do need to eat it before it gets rock hard.

Durian ice cream - yummy!

[DocN]

That is true, but I also believe that a German team can win the European Cup this year!

And I'll have the fries, please!

[Songhua]

A bird in the hand is worth two golden cooks in a haystack spoiling the broth.

You can teach an old dog new tricks. He's just too old to perform them.

[baboon]

A bird in the hand is worth two golden cooks in a haystack spoiling the broth.

You can teach an old dog new tricks. He's just too old to perform them.

Nonsense. I taught the missus how to use the internet.

[DocN]

A bird in the hand is worth two golden cooks in a haystack spoiling the broth.

You can teach an old dog new tricks. He's just too old to perform them.

Nonsense. I taught the missus how to use the internet.

Aha!!!!

I really would you see, how you prove that!

It is entirely Thaksin and his croonies!

[baboon]

A bird in the hand is worth two golden cooks in a haystack spoiling the broth.

You can teach an old dog new tricks. He's just too old to perform them.

Nonsense. I taught the missus how to use the internet.

Aha!!!!

I really would you see, how you prove that!

It is entirely Thaksin and his croonies!

Croonies like Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin?

[DocN]

...goonies?

By the way: vinegar & oil is much healthier than 1000 Island!

[rene123]

How high is up?

[baboon]

...goonies?

By the way: vinegar & oil is much healthier than 1000 Island!

Watch the salt intake, mind.

[Songhua]

The Man From UNCLE. Now, that was a good old show.

(Dean Martin wasn't in it - he had his own show)

Back then skimpy shorts were called hotpants. Not to be confused with Hot Lips - she was in MASH .... which was another show with capital letters in the title.

[SteeleJoe]

I used to have an uncle with that name. No, not "Hot Lips"(that would be ridiculous), his name was Skimpy Shorts. He was a Dean Martin impersonator.

Would somebody tell that guy I just saw his Camel?

[balo]

When will you learn to stay off-topic ?

[Chittychangchang]

Ref it was not a yellow card, he kicked me in the gonads and hurt my left testicle. I've forgive him now so let's get on with the good ole game off cricket, FOUR!

[The Pundit]

You can teach an old dog new tricks. He's just too old to perform them.

Nonsense. I taught the missus how to use the internet.

Aha!!!!

I really would you see, how you prove that!

It is entirely Thaksin and his croonies!

Croonies like Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin?

Footballer Wayne Croony actually!

[The Pundit]

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead!

[canuckamuck]

Link please