The Talking Clock!

After closing time at the bar a drunk invited a couple of friends back to his appartment for a couple more beers and decided to show off his new appartment to his friends.

When they got to the bedroom they saw a big brass gong and a mallet.

"What's with the big brass gong" one of the friends asked.

"It's not a gong, its a talking clock" the drunk replied

"A talking clock? Seriously" the friend asked.

" Yup that's right, it is" said the drunk."

"How it work then?" said the friend squinting at it

"Watch" said the drunk as he picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-splitting pound and stepped back.

They all stepped back looking at each other.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed.

"You Ass*ole its two - fifteen in the morning"