Deodorant

[kevjohn]

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"

'But I always buy it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist

"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

[kevjohn]

Finally, A Blond GUY joke

Two blond guys were working for the city works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole.

They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-man team. But today the guy who plants the trees called in sick."

[Rob8891]

The third guy of that crew also went to the pharmacy while off sick, and asked for some deodorant.

"Certainly sir," said the pharmacist. "Would that be ball or aerosol deodorant?"

"Neither, miss. Have you any under-arm?"

[AyG]

The third guy of that crew also went to the pharmacy while off sick, and asked for some deodorant.

"Certainly sir," said the pharmacist. "Would that be ball or aerosol deodorant?"

"Neither, miss. Have you any under-arm?"

Best done in a cod-Swedish accent, as per Not The Nine O'Clock News