The Clattenburg Conspiracy

[carmine]

Interesting that I saw on Sky News some figures have just come out from the Home Office on arrests last season. Apparently, last year there were 23 football supporters in England and Wales arrested for racial or indecent chanting. Of those 23, 15 were related to Prem sides of which 5 of those were Chelsea fans, more than any other club.

The other 10 arrests were from fans of Arsenal, Aston Villa, Liverpool, Manchester United, Sunderland, West Bromwich Albion and Wigan Athletic.

The good news is that these figures are down on the previous year by 46%.

Why is that interesting? Oh, I see, I'm a chelsea fan so I must be racist! What actually do this stats show?

Come on mate, thats a stupid post and you know it. No one is remotely suggesting you are a racist.

Those stats show exactly what they show whether anyone likes it or not. The overriding positive is that figure of 46%.

I would also add that i know you are an ABU, which is fair enough, but can i just add that i think that C list celeb, Daivid Baddiel is a TIT.

[smokie36]

Interesting that I saw on Sky News some figures have just come out from the Home Office on arrests last season. Apparently, last year there were 23 football supporters in England and Wales arrested for racial or indecent chanting. Of those 23, 15 were related to Prem sides of which 5 of those were Chelsea fans, more than any other club.

The other 10 arrests were from fans of Arsenal, Aston Villa, Liverpool, Manchester United, Sunderland, West Bromwich Albion and Wigan Athletic.

The good news is that these figures are down on the previous year by 46%.

Why is that interesting? Oh, I see, I'm a chelsea fan so I must be racist! What actually do this stats show?

Come on mate, thats a stupid post and you know it. No one is remotely suggesting you are a racist.

Those stats show exactly what they show whether anyone likes it or not. The overriding positive is that figure of 46%.

I would also add that i know you are an ABU, which is fair enough, but can i just add that i think that C list celeb, Daivid Baddiel is a TIT.

David Mellor aint a racist as far as I'm aware. He is a bit of a c......... though!

[carmine]

Interesting that I saw on Sky News some figures have just come out from the Home Office on arrests last season. Apparently, last year there were 23 football supporters in England and Wales arrested for racial or indecent chanting. Of those 23, 15 were related to Prem sides of which 5 of those were Chelsea fans, more than any other club.

The other 10 arrests were from fans of Arsenal, Aston Villa, Liverpool, Manchester United, Sunderland, West Bromwich Albion and Wigan Athletic.

The good news is that these figures are down on the previous year by 46%.

Why is that interesting? Oh, I see, I'm a chelsea fan so I must be racist! What actually do this stats show?

Come on mate, thats a stupid post and you know it. No one is remotely suggesting you are a racist.

Those stats show exactly what they show whether anyone likes it or not. The overriding positive is that figure of 46%.

I would also add that i know you are an ABU, which is fair enough, but can i just add that i think that C list celeb, Daivid Baddiel is a TIT.

David Mellor aint a racist as far as I'm aware. He is a bit of a c......... though!

Neithers Dickie Attenborough. I was given a ticket for a chave/Spurs game a few years ago and had the misfortune to be sat in the near vicinity of Jonny Vaughn....well know Chelsea fan born in barnet north london! Blokes a clown

[smokie36]

They are all chavs mate....every one belongs in the circus....along with the east end pikeys!

[mjj]

Michael Caine, one of the coolest guys to walk the planet.

[carmine]

Michael Caine, one of the coolest guys to walk the planet.

Sugs, he's a blowhard too!!! Mindyou, then theres Dickie darling Attenborough.

[StevieH]

every club has celebrity or famous fans who are a bit embarrassing. chelsea do have tim lovejoy though, who sort of trumps all others.

[mjj]

every club has celebrity or famous fans who are a bit embarrassing. chelsea do have tim lovejoy though, who sort of trumps all others.

NO, NO, NO!

Piers 'Gooner Morgan. Beat that!

[carmine]

every club has celebrity or famous fans who are a bit embarrassing. chelsea do have tim lovejoy though, who sort of trumps all others.

NO, NO, NO!

Piers 'Gooner Morgan. Beat that!

Very good call. It had to be quite spectacular to trump Lovejoy but i think you might just have done it

[StevieH]

every club has celebrity or famous fans who are a bit embarrassing. chelsea do have tim lovejoy though, who sort of trumps all others.

NO, NO, NO!

Piers 'Gooner Morgan. Beat that!

Very good call. It had to be quite spectacular to trump Lovejoy but i think you might just have done it

hah, he bloody might have done as well. ouch.

though it's never a bad time to revisit this. when saturday comes' review of tim lovejoy's book. cracking stuff.

http://www.wsc.co.uk/the-archive/42-Media/145-no-love-no-joy

[carmine]

every club has celebrity or famous fans who are a bit embarrassing. chelsea do have tim lovejoy though, who sort of trumps all others.

NO, NO, NO!

Piers 'Gooner Morgan. Beat that!

Very good call. It had to be quite spectacular to trump Lovejoy but i think you might just have done it

hah, he bloody might have done as well. ouch.

though it's never a bad time to revisit this. when saturday comes' review of tim lovejoy's book. cracking stuff.

http://www.wsc.co.uk...-no-love-no-joy

Another good shout. One of those reads that you can honestly say "if it were any better it would be worse!"

[carmine]

every club has celebrity or famous fans who are a bit embarrassing. chelsea do have tim lovejoy though, who sort of trumps all others.

NO, NO, NO!

Piers 'Gooner Morgan. Beat that!

Very good call. It had to be quite spectacular to trump Lovejoy but i think you might just have done it

hah, he bloody might have done as well. ouch.

though it's never a bad time to revisit this. when saturday comes' review of tim lovejoy's book. cracking stuff.

http://www.wsc.co.uk...-no-love-no-joy

And just when they thought it was all over in comes carmine with...................well known Man Utd fan....Terry Christian! Has there ever been a more complete tool seem on a tv screen!

[StevieH]

And just when they thought it was all over in comes carmine with...................well known Man Utd fan....Terry Christian! Has there ever been a more complete tool seem on a tv screen!

haha, probably warrants its own thread this.

liverpool have such cool figures as daniel craig, samuel l jackson, dr dre and nelson mandela rather offset by chris de burgh and ian beale off of eastenders.

[MrRed]

Manny cool as.

[mrbojangles]

Interesting that I saw on Sky News some figures have just come out from the Home Office on arrests last season. Apparently, last year there were 23 football supporters in England and Wales arrested for racial or indecent chanting. Of those 23, 15 were related to Prem sides of which 5 of those were Chelsea fans, more than any other club.

The other 10 arrests were from fans of Arsenal, Aston Villa, Liverpool, Manchester United, Sunderland, West Bromwich Albion and Wigan Athletic.

The good news is that these figures are down on the previous year by 46%.

Why is that interesting? Oh, I see, I'm a chelsea fan so I must be racist! What actually do this stats show?

Interesting as in with all that has been going on lately ref racism in football, the actual stats show it is down on last year. Do you really think I was implying all Chelsea fans are racists just because there was only 5 arrests over a full season.

[smokie36]

Manny cool as.

He came close to gettin a thump off me on Samui.

The spliff helped ease thinfs somewhat.

Fairly cool yeah.

[smokie36]

Interesting that I saw on Sky News some figures have just come out from the Home Office on arrests last season. Apparently, last year there were 23 football supporters in England and Wales arrested for racial or indecent chanting. Of those 23, 15 were related to Prem sides of which 5 of those were Chelsea fans, more than any other club.

The other 10 arrests were from fans of Arsenal, Aston Villa, Liverpool, Manchester United, Sunderland, West Bromwich Albion and Wigan Athletic.

The good news is that these figures are down on the previous year by 46%.

Why is that interesting? Oh, I see, I'm a chelsea fan so I must be racist! What actually do this stats show?

Interesting as in with all that has been going on lately ref racism in football, the actual stats show it is down on last year. Do you really think I was implying all Chelsea fans are racists just because there was only 5 arrests over a full season.

Liam Gallagher?

[Chicog]

The Arsenal supposed had Osama Bin Laden in the days of flares and wide lapels.

[mrbojangles]

Both of the Gallaghers and Ricky Hatton

[StevieH]

Both of the Gallaghers and Ricky Hatton

and that repugnant old racist bernard manning.

[mrbojangles]

Both of the Gallaghers and Ricky Hatton

and that repugnant old racist bernard manning.

In fairness to Manning, it was in an era of love thy neighbour, Alf Garnett etc when it wasn't really construed as being racist. Also, he took the pish out of everyone, nobody escaped. Fat, thin, long, short, white or black

[MrRed]

RIP Bernard a great man.

[JacknDanny]

And just when they thought it was all over in comes carmine with...................well known Man Utd fan....Terry Christian! Has there ever been a more complete tool seem on a tv screen!

I went to the same school as him. He was in the year above. He Didnt have at pot to p!ss in, in those days

[StevieH]

In fairness to Manning, it was in an era of love thy neighbour, Alf Garnett etc when it wasn't really construed as being racist. Also, he took the pish out of everyone, nobody escaped. Fat, thin, long, short, white or black

he was a horrible bigoted bastard boj. different animal from alf garnett and outdated sitcoms.

[StevieH]

Manny cool as.

He came close to gettin a thump off me on Samui.

The spliff helped ease thinfs somewhat.

Fairly cool yeah.

you're not getting off that lightly smokie. come on, spill.

[rijit]

I used to go to spurs with a guy called Noah that had a 'biggish role' in Emmerdale, he used to get really embarrassed when people recognized him

[carmine]

Manny cool as.

He came close to gettin a thump off me on Samui.

The spliff helped ease thinfs somewhat.

Fairly cool yeah.

you're not getting off that lightly smokie. come on, spill.

yes please share with us smokes as my memories a little cloudy!

[smokie36]

Manny cool as.

He came close to gettin a thump off me on Samui.

The spliff helped ease thinfs somewhat.

Fairly cool yeah.

you're not getting off that lightly smokie. come on, spill.

yes please share with us smokes as my memories a little cloudy!

I recall him barging into me carms....I must have been pissed as I was gonna give him the stare....as I turn round he spoils my moment by apologising. Git. Manure were on the telly.....!

The rest of that evening you will have to ask Caz.....my lips are sealed....

[MrRed]

I recall him barging into me carms....I must have been pissed as I was gonna give him the stare....as I turn round he spoils my moment by apologising. Git. Manure were on the telly.....!

The rest of that evening you will have to ask Caz.....my lips are sealed....

Your lips where pursed

[smokie36]

I recall him barging into me carms....I must have been pissed as I was gonna give him the stare....as I turn round he spoils my moment by apologising. Git. Manure were on the telly.....!

The rest of that evening you will have to ask Caz.....my lips are sealed....

Your lips where pursed

The only other Manc at the table..."Ah can't believe it...." this lads eyes were like saucers man....funny....he was having the time of his life bless him!