Popular Post kevjohn Posted November 23, 2012 Popular Post Posted November 23, 2012 Olof Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow…right in his crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said: “How bad is it Doc? I’m going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance, Lena , is still aVirgin – in every vay.” The doctor told him” “Olof, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal & keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but leave it on dere as long as you can.” He took four tongue depressors & formed a neat little 4 sided splint & taped it all together…quite an impressive work of art. Olof mentioned none of this to Lena, married her & they went on their honeymoon to Duluth . That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She said: “Olof..you’ re the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez.” Olof immediately dropped his pants & replied: “Look at dis Lena …still in DA CRATE!” 5
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