kevjohn Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me.... It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day the 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Good Lord! My entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.' And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farangme Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Good one. Hilarious. Sent from my PC36100 using Thaivisa Connect App 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinneil Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Best 1 yet kevjohn keep em coming 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambco984 Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuddleypete Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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