Train Ticket

cuddleypete · 2012-11-25T09:53:37+0000

I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door. He said, "Can I see your ticket please?" "Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a shit! "He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?" "No problem" I said, sliding it under, "The yellow bits are sweetcorn.

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November 25, 2012 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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