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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…

+Tourist: $5.00

+Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+Fried Explorer: $15.00

+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,

“Why such a high price for the Politicians?”

The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one?

They’re so full of bullsh#t, it takes all morning.”

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