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I had a cracking Cullen Skink in Edinburgh airport; amongst thebest things about it being the accompanying Decuars IPA and a Ltihuaninan strong red ale. It put me in mind of boiling up a chowder myself

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Did you notice if they serve it for breakfast? I prefer it with a certain type of fish of course....

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I read the book 'No Mean City' about the gangs in Glasgow and the 'bullet-headed razor king' anti-hero always had kippers fer breakfast...

that got me curious and I had some meself...not half bad...

the ex who was glaswegean to her marrow said: 'eatin' kippers and tryin' t'gae me a showin' up??!!' and then she smacked me across the face with a redolently smoked specimen...

soon after she wanted sex...a devouring, ginger haired wanton whose lust had no boundaries...

Have you been introduced to phuturatica yet tutsi?

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Connemara Kippers, Herrings if you will.

Use one large, smoky, tarry fish per person. Put up to two kippers flat in a large frying pan and pour boiling water over them to cover them. Leave them for five minutes so that they heat through. Serve them with a pat of butter on the top and toast on the side.

by the following evening I will give you an old blast of the Bonny Shoals of Herring

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Connemara Kippers, Herrings if you will.

Use one large, smoky, tarry fish per person. Put up to two kippers flat in a large frying pan and pour boiling water over them to cover them. Leave them for five minutes so that they heat through. Serve them with a pat of butter on the top and toast on the side.

by the following evening I will give you an old blast of the Bonny Shoals of Herring

The deadliest job in the UK...

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I read the book 'No Mean City' about the gangs in Glasgow and the 'bullet-headed razor king' anti-hero always had kippers fer breakfast...

that got me curious and I had some meself...not half bad...

the ex who was glaswegean to her marrow said: 'eatin' kippers and tryin' t'gae me a showin' up??!!' and then she smacked me across the face with a redolently smoked specimen...

soon after she wanted sex...a devouring, ginger haired wanton whose lust had no boundaries...

Have you been introduced to phuturatica yet tutsi?

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phuturatica? oh yeah, she is very pleasant and always has nice things to say...

are you suggesting that she is a wanton with ginger hair?...from Glasgow?

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me and the ginger haired wanton were out with our baby in the stroller in a public park in Sandy Hills and here was a wee jimmy saluting and that said: 'hiya! jimmy!

him and his folk fussed over the toddler and put 50p pieces into his clothes...

I was confused and the ex said: 'it's an old scots tradition...so ye see, yer good fer somethin' anyway...'

I haveta admit that she did fascinate me...

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While we are diverging into chatter...I am still looking out for nominations....particularly the local forum members you like so much....add them now!!

Has JT been nominated anywhere...think he should be nominated in the happy forum.

Not sure if the happy forum is a local forum...one would think it should be.

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Nothing quite like the lilting Irish of Connemara.....takes me back more than a few years ...thanks Moss...superb. thumbsup.gif

I used to live in Galway, Ireland, a little village on it's outskirts call SaltHill (no for any obvious reasons ... the name) and have walked the Connemara ... bleak, barren yet somehow enchanting.

May the road rise up to meet you.

May the wind always be at your back.

May the sun shine warm upon your face,

and rains fall soft upon your fields.

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Steering back to the subject at hand ... smokes, you wish nominations for the various Forums.

A nomination for the jokes-puzzles-and-riddles-make-my-day Forum goes to ...

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kevjohn

If only for shear volume of his contributions ... rolleyes.gif ... he has made that his personal playground.

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Steering back to the subject at hand ... smokes, you wish nominations for the various Forums.

A nomination for the jokes-puzzles-and-riddles-make-my-day Forum goes to ...

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kevjohn

If only for shear volume of his contributions ... rolleyes.gif ... he has made that his personal playground.

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And his sterling work at the crease

TV Cricket

Go out and don't come back

Until you're out

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Steering back to the subject at hand ... smokes, you wish nominations for the various Forums.

A nomination for the jokes-puzzles-and-riddles-make-my-day Forum goes to ...

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kevjohn

If only for shear volume of his contributions ... rolleyes.gif ... he has made that his personal playground.

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But he is too overwhelming! He posts so much he dominates the joke threads. leaving others little chance.

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Steering back to the subject at hand ... smokes, you wish nominations for the various Forums.

A nomination for the jokes-puzzles-and-riddles-make-my-day Forum goes to ...

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kevjohn

If only for shear volume of his contributions ... rolleyes.gif ... he has made that his personal playground.

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But he is too overwhelming! He posts so much he dominates the joke threads. leaving others little chance.

Are you saying he is too funny dancealot?

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Steering back to the subject at hand ... smokes, you wish nominations for the various Forums.

A nomination for the jokes-puzzles-and-riddles-make-my-day Forum goes to ...

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kevjohn

If only for shear volume of his contributions ... rolleyes.gif ... he has made that his personal playground.

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oh, we are nominating for sheer quantity now?

excellent.

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Its just a bit of fun tinfoilhat.

Don't take everything quite so seriously.

There's nothing 'funny' about Poster Of The Year. Some of us take this competition very seriously, and greatly appreciate the approbation of our fellow posters, don't we, JT?

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Its just a bit of fun tinfoilhat.

Don't take everything quite so seriously.

There's nothing 'funny' about Poster Of The Year. Some of us take this competition very seriously, and greatly appreciate the approbation of our fellow posters, don't we, JT?

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Maybe not as I actually had to look up the definition of approbation. A little too close to masturbation for comfort ... coffee1.gif
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Its just a bit of fun tinfoilhat.

Don't take everything quite so seriously.

There's nothing 'funny' about Poster Of The Year. Some of us take this competition very seriously, and greatly appreciate the approbation of our fellow posters, don't we, JT?

SC

Maybe not as I actually had to look up the definition of approbation. A little too close to masturbation for comfort ... coffee1.gif

Dont get any on the couch my mum used to always say.

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I hope you both have your dirty tricks ready....I hear theblether tried to hire Max Clifford last week.

Lucky he was too busy innit theblether? biggrin.png

Hmm. Well, Robert Amsterdam's fees were beyond my meager means, but I have BEEN to Amsterdam if you know what I mean, wink wink nod nod.
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Its just a bit of fun tinfoilhat.

Don't take everything quite so seriously.

There's nothing 'funny' about Poster Of The Year. Some of us take this competition very seriously, and greatly appreciate the approbation of our fellow posters, don't we, JT?

SC

Maybe not as I actually had to look up the definition of approbation. A little too close to masturbation for comfort ... coffee1.gif

Dont get any on the couch my mum used to always say.

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I hope you both have your dirty tricks ready....I hear theblether tried to hire Max Clifford last week.

Lucky he was too busy innit theblether? biggrin.png

Hmm. Well, Robert Amsterdam's fees were beyond my meager means, but I have BEEN to Amsterdam if you know what I mean, wink wink nod nod.

If you need someone else to do your promotion work then you're unlikely to win the General category, but I can see that some of our more reclusive hermits from the boondocks might benefit from a bit of city slicker promotion. Perhaps a bit of judicious cross-posting on frequently travelled fora.

Although personally I have resisted such temptation, as best I can, for fear of getting the hooligan element in the rugby league threads...

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