Silence In Court

The judge said to the double homicide defendant ' You are charged with bearing your wife to death with a hammer'

A voice from the back of the court yells out 'You B*stard'

The judge continues, 'You are also charged with with beating your Mother-in-Law to death with a hammer'.

Again the voice in the back of the courtroom yells out 'You rotten b*astard'

The judge stops and staresat Paddy in the back and said " Sir I understand your anger and frustration of these crimes, but no more outbursts from you or I will charge you with contempt of court. Do you understand?"

Pady stands up and said " I am sorry Your Honour but I have lived for 15 years next door to that asshol_e and every time I have asked to borrow a hammer he told me he did not have one"