A letter from my spouse:

Dearest husband:

First let me say I love you dearly, you have built me a beautiful house on my/our farm and you have made me a beautiful garden with my beloved orchids and your palms and bougainvillea etc.

You take care my children and my mamma and you can fix many things. I love you.

But. ....Can you please ask your Farang internet friends.....

Every time I cook your favourite curry with prawns pork and squid etc, I note that you inhale several bowls full with relish.

It is good to see and makes me happy.

However my love, as you know, we have a nice bedroom with a view and a very expensive imported duck down doona.

Can you please inquire of your knowledgeable farang internet friends...?

Why is it that the doona smells like a dead elephant? Often this smell is preceded by the sound of several large frogs being stepped-upon in the early hours of the morning?

Is this a farang thing?

Your loving wife.......

Regular colonic irrigation.

Happily, I do not speak from experience.

Ok, should this be in DIY, Health, The Pub or somewhere else

Ok, should this be in DIY, Health, The Pub or somewhere else

Ok, should this be in DIY, Health, The Pub or somewhere else

Well away from naked flames

Ok, should this be in DIY, Health, The Pub or somewhere else

Bedlam perhaps ?

If you don't do it, it travels to your brain and gives you shitty ideas..

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I think your wife's command of the English languague is very commendable.

Twin beds or spare bedroom for you after your curry should sort things out.

If the important curry is ok, why be worried about the view? Just close your eyes and enjoy the experience

Elephants and frogs --- what a combination.

Tell her your doona can smell like a thousand dead elephants, because you are paying the bills.

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I think your wife's command of the English languague is very commendable.

Twin beds or spare bedroom for you after your curry should sort things out.

translation by Bing.....

Firstly wash the Duvet.

Then build a very high wall built with reinforced concrete around the property 280 "Steng" should be enough to stop the elephants getting near your bedroom and dying.

Moquito netted windows will stop frogs getting in as well.

Take some Epsom salts.

Buy an expensive air fresher with a spray timer for the bedroom.

beano and febreze