Letter To Dad

A father comes into the bedroom of his daughter, and see a letter on the bed.

After some hesitation he decided to read the letter.

Dearest Daddy,

Sit down if you're reading ...

It is with pain in my heart that I tell you that I so suddenly I pulled out with my cool new friend. I am passionately in love, and it's quite a nice boy, despite his piercings, tattoos and his big motorcycle.

That's not all: I'm pregnant, and Achmed says that we will be very happy in the room of his temporary hiding place, with the brother of his father's aunt.

He wants many children, and as you know this is also my biggest dream.

And that veil is really handy though, against the sun and against the bugs ...

I also learned already that marijuana is not addictive, and we have decided to grow for ourselves, for us and our friends.

Achmed has been active as brokers in cocaine and ecstasy and therefore also have our own production company.

We are really doing well though! The money we desperately need, because we are still young, and as we use a little coke and ecstasy ourselves, and that stuff is really expensive though ... Hard to pay!

You always say you can't live from love alone, but because Achmed arranges a couple of very good friends visits, I can also help pay ... I ask you continue to pray that science should find something quickly for AIDS, so my Achmed still can heal ... and daddy, do not be alarmed, I'm already 14 and can very well take care of myself. In a few years I'll come visit so you can admire all your grandchildren!

Your loving daughter ...,

Sesile

XXXXX

PS: Dad, are you still there? And you're not shocked?

Mad Dad, this letter is obviously a joke!

I'm playing at Hannelore's and just want to prove that there are far worse things than a bad school report.

... mine is on the nightstand ...