The Great Britain Beer Festival

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After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the breweries decide to go to the pub for a drink. The Coors President said "Can I have the only beer made with pure Rocky Mountain Spring Water: a Coors, please."

The bartender gave him the drink.

Then the Budweiser President orders, "The King Of Beers -- Budweiser."

The bartender proceeds with the order.

The Fosters President walks in and orders "The Finest Beer ever."

The bartender gives him a Fosters.

Then the Amstel President says, "I'll have a glass of water please."

The bartender is taken aback by this but gives the water to him anyway.

All the Presidents looked over at him and said, "Why have you ordered water?"

He replied, "Well if you all aren't drinking beer, then neither shall I."