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If We're Going To Have A Bashing Thread......let's Have A Top 10.

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If We're Going To have A Bashing Thread......Let's Have A Top 10.

Well I was going to make it a Top 10 but once I started it I realized there were far too many good bashing targets........

So, just in the interest of fairness you see, so that way no one can say they feel left out. So I'll go first so you can get a double dunt at it....you get to bash anyone you like and you can bash theblether at the same time, so.......in reverse order......

The Top 10 Bashing Thread........

12.. Canadians.................

12.= Scandinavians...........A tie for twelfth place cos I don't know what to say about either of them. That in itself is bashing.

10. Chinese....................The silent contenders, move in swarms of self determined domination, they are an up and coming force. Beware of Chinese tour buses.

9. Indians......................Remarkably tight and lacking in self awareness, can use superior language skills to tie gullible farangs in knots.

8. Thaivisa Scottish contingent........should be bashed a lot more but beware of cutting put downs and general harassment by SC in particular.

7. Teachers..................Any nationality, merely the mention of their name draws ire.

6. Japanese.................The cause of hyper inflation in the entertainment industry, Known by Thai ladies as "All the 3's", 3 inches, 3 minutes, 3000 baht.

5. Backpackers............That disgraceful breed of young people enjoying life and having sex for free. How dare they.

4. Russians..................Those sour faced, aggressive ex-communists that either flash cash in vast quantities or don't spend a penny. Accompanied by mafia type stories and play the role of the nightmare "Red Under The Bed" to perfection. Scary.

3. Australians...............The whole point of Australia is to bash Poms, It's the life blood of the nation. Slipping off the radar due to shocking results at the Olympics and The Ashes.

2. Americans................Used to be a good bashing target but they have turned against each other, just mention politics or gun control and away they go, bashing each other. We'll soon be having threads on the best Democrat friendly Pizzas in Pattaya.

1. Brits..........................The tattooed violent yobs from hell, the boorish intimidator's that ooze danger from every pore and strut about with weird accents, spending half their lives reminding people how the little Island of Britain made the modern World. Annoyingly for many, they're right.

Naturally the Thais are excused from this list as they are perfect in every way.............as we all know. smile.png

So now you have your very own bashing thread where you can bash everyone till your hearts content. Carry on coffee1.gif

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12.. Canadians

The reason nobody bashes us is because we've learned to be "Americans" when we piss people off. thumbsup.gif

People of other religions. Or any religion. Because deep in our hearts, we're frightened that they might be right...

SC

I'm guessing we can just include New Zealanders in with the Australians?

Same same but different

12.. Canadians

The reason nobody bashes us is because we've learned to be "Americans" when we piss people off. thumbsup.gif

Nah....its cos we like your cheese.

12.. Canadians

The reason nobody bashes us is because we've learned to be "Americans" when we piss people off. thumbsup.gif

Nah....its cos we like your cheese.

Steady....

You forgot Iranians ! And Arabs ...

The Brits I feel are getting bashed a lot less now , Russians have taken over and I would place them at number one ...

You also forgot Israely tourists who are also load and never spend a penny

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You forgot Iranians ! And Arabs ...

The Brits I feel are getting bashed a lot less now , Russians have taken over and I would place them at number one ...

You also forgot Israely tourists who are also load and never spend a penny

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I kind of had a go at the Israelis with the Democrat friendly pizzas in Pattaya line.

I need to be careful though as retribution can be swift and hysterical. smile.png

12.. Canadians

The reason nobody bashes us is because we've learned to be "Americans" when we piss people off. thumbsup.gif

Nah....its cos we like your cheese.

Didn't think Celine Dion was still popular.

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Lamcastrians. Look how many great football teams they have. Fleetwood. Morecambe........

Lamcastrians. Look how many great football teams they have. Fleetwood. Morecambe........

Accrington

12.. Canadians

The reason nobody bashes us is because we've learned to be "Americans" when we piss people off. thumbsup.gif

Canadians are sort of OK....They are honorary scots anyway.... OOOOPS... I forgot... bashing. Right.....

You forgot Iranians ! And Arabs ...

The Brits I feel are getting bashed a lot less now , Russians have taken over and I would place them at number one ...

You also forgot Israely tourists who are also load and never spend a penny

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I've seen a drunk Israeli tourist piss himself outside on Chaweng beach.

Ahhh the memories.....

12.. Canadians

The reason nobody bashes us is because we've learned to be "Americans" when we piss people off. thumbsup.gif

Canadians are sort of OK....They are honorary scots anyway.... OOOOPS... I forgot... bashing. Right.....

Seems a harsh enough accusation...

What about the Germans.

Oh that's right "don't mention the war"

I'm guessing we can just include New Zealanders in with the Australians?

Same same but different

Fush & chups

The french must be gutted that they haven't been listed as worthy of our contempt..... {Rob gives a gallic shrug}....Pffft.... C'est la vie. coffee1.gif

The french must be gutted that they haven't been listed as worthy of our contempt..... {Rob gives a gallic shrug}....Pffft.... C'est la vie. coffee1.gif

The French have a big battle on their hands at the moment -

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/9795859/Uproar-over-plans-for-Starbucks-in-Montmartre.html

No, it's not their centuries-old pastime of beating up the North Africans (although there seems to be a minor revolt in Mali), but this -

Montmartre's Place du Tertre is about to become home to a Starbucks. Hemingway would be rolling in his grave.

Serves 'em right - in Marie Antoinette's words "Let them eat stale cake, and bloody awful coffee"

You forgot Iranians ! And Arabs ...

The Brits I feel are getting bashed a lot less now , Russians have taken over and I would place them at number one ...

You also forgot Israely tourists who are also load and never spend a penny

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I've seen a drunk Israeli tourist piss himself outside on Chaweng beach.

Ahhh the memories.....

I've seen a pissed, comatose NZer taken off an international flight in a wheelchair, soaked from the waist down in urine.

Customs had to don rubber gloves to retrieve his soaking passport from his back pocket.

Then there are the Kiwis who travel on planes wearing rubber wellington boots because it's the only footwear they possess.

(good for catching the urine I supposerolleyes.gif )

OC - just one pissed Kiwi?

At the end of the seventies I was working in Saudi Arabia for a Scandinavian company.

At Christmas a Scandie consultant firm, who shall remain anonymous, booked a charter flight home for their engineers and I hitched a ride.

We took off quite quietly, and travelled to the edge of Saudi air-space quite quickly. The cabin crew then broke out the bar.

Within an hour we had organised a very fun game (for drunks). The leader shouted "Everyone to the right!" and we all rushed to the right of the plane. Then "To the left!" and we all went to the other side.

This went on until we were nearing Athens - when the pilot decided on an unscheduled stop for 'safety' reasons. (The cabin crew didn't like the game we'd invented)

Armed police came on board and told us to behave ourselves. The plane also stocked up on booxe, as we'd drunk everything except the water in the toilets.

We took off again and started drinking again. But being a trifle more jolly than previously we sang a lot of carols, then other songs, then (rhose of us still on our feet) dancing up and down the aisles.

We made an unscheduled stop in Vienna. Armed police came on board. The cabin crew deplaned.

I can't remember much more - We eventually landed in Malmo (or was it Stockholm)(or maybe Goteborg?) and went our various ways - I think. We were all unconcious at the time, even if our bodies were functioning.

Pissing our pants? Maybe, who knows? Who cared? We were out of the land of Siddiqui for a couple of weeks, back to the land of Aquavit and rotten fish.

Afterwards the consultant engineering firm was known as Very Bad Boys (ask Meadish)

Why did we leave out Eskimos? I really wanted to do some Eskimo bashing.

Why did we leave out Eskimos? I really wanted to do some Eskimo bashing.

Give 'em the hairdryer treatment!

Why did we leave out Eskimos? I really wanted to do some Eskimo bashing.

Give 'em the hairdryer treatment!

What about moles. Everyone loves mole-bashing. It's the heart of modern management

SC

Why did we leave out Eskimos? I really wanted to do some Eskimo bashing.

Give 'em the hairdryer treatment!

What about moles. Everyone loves mole-bashing. It's the heart of modern management

SC

I prefer badger baiting.

If only someone would create a suitable nick!

Why did we leave out Eskimos? I really wanted to do some Eskimo bashing.

Give 'em the hairdryer treatment!

What about moles. Everyone loves mole-bashing. It's the heart of modern management

SC

I prefer badger baiting.

If only someone would create a suitable nick!

Do you have a postgraduate degree in the topic? That would explain the biceps...

I want to bash all these crosslegged referencers.....

I say the Americans from the North.

I was half watching a US show on TV yesterday, called Baggage Battles.

They travelled to Heathrow to a lost luggage auction.

I was very suprised to see that each time one of the Brits spoke the Yanks included subtitles. I guess most North Americans have no idea what a Brit is saying?

^^ remember the band oasis from the 1990s? Every time the gallegher brothers were interviewed they had to put subtitles. We actually needed it with them.

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