The Farmer And The Naked Ladies

- A farmer decides to go swimming in a lake on his land.

He takes a bucket, so that on the way back he can pick some fruit.

When he nears the lake, he hears high ptched voices and giggles.

As he gets closer, he sees that a bunch of young women is swimming naked in the lake.

The women see him and shout indignantly:

"We stay inside the water until you're gone."

"That's allright," he says,

"I'm not a peeper, I'll be gone in a minute."

He holds the bucket up and adds:

"I just came to feed the crocodile."