Farang Suspected His Wife Was Playing About

[John_Betong]

Apologies if this has already been posted.

A Farang thought his wife was cheating on him. So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a taxi to follow her.

He found out she was working in a Soi Cowboy Gogo so the Farang says to the cabbie, "Wanna make a 1,000 Baht"

The cabbie says, "Sure, what do I have to do"?

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The Farang replied that all the cabbie has to do was go inside the Soi Cowboy Gogo, grab his wife, put her in the back of the taxi then take them both home.

So the cabbie goes in...

A couple of minutes later the Soi Cowboy Gogo doors gets kicked open and the cabbie is dragging this woman out. She is kicking, biting, punching, and fighting all the way to the taxi.

The cabbie opens the door to the cab, throws the girl inside, and tells the man, "Here hold her"!!

The Farang looks down at the girl and says to the cabbie, "THIS AIN'T MY WIFE".

The cabbie replied, "I KNOW, SHE'S MINE; I'M GOING BACK IN FOR YOURS" !!!.

http://www.johns-jokes.com/joke-of-the-day/2013/Jan.html

[Terry Newman]

I wonder how many times a guy has married a Thai prostitute he meet in a Thai Brothel, aka Gogo bar, beer bar and she keeps up the work and he is also a sly dog and they cross paths ?

Would be very funny being a fly on the wall.

[HeavyDrinker]

There was a story (possibly apochryphal) doing the rounds in the expat bars about 15 years ago telling of a well known and much loved expat who came back to Thailand from his offshore job a week early to suprise new his wife.

Instead of heading straight home, he thought he'd have a bit of a night out with the lads so they swung up to Nana where he encountered his wife swinging off a pole starkers....