I just attempted to clear out the hand wash, and then i had to pee, and the rest, as they say, is history.

I must have had some soda on my fingers and my dick is now black & slimey,

<deleted> should i do ?

Looks like you have two options:

1. Emigrate to Africa

or

2. Treat yourself with vinegar, lemon juice or any other mild acid to neutralise the caustic

i use costic soda regular to clean all the pipes,if his dick looks anything like the cock-roaches that scarper out of the drains he might need a skin graft

Off-topic posts have been deleted.

Stay on-topic.

Vinegar is indeed worth a try.

Well i went to a dr, (a male typically,!)

he gave me bethasone-n cream & some pills and said it will eventually heal.

He also suggested dont do this at home.

Lucky you didn't rub your eyes. Please do not mix a acid with something alkaline you may have something worse than before, lots of clean cool water.