Kim Jong-Un And The North Navy Set Off To Invade The U S

[personchester]

When the boat as pictured with Kim Un on board take on the battle the US will be knocked for six.

Edited March 31, 2013 by personchester

[draftvader]

This one isn't mine. I was just looking for more fodder and I came across this little beauty!

[draftvader]

Hang on, this one isn't funny. This is his wife.

HOW'S THAT FAIR?

[personchester]

I think this is seriouse he is crazy enough to try anything. They should all wipe him out now. The US would know which places to clear him and the top military.

I order to make such a clearance South Korea and the US should get in touch with Israels >Mossad< they are very clever in this way and able to remove individual political leaders of foreign countries in order to prevent any potential war possibilities.

A Korean war would initially be regional, but should the "North" get pushed back again then China will again arrive militarily on the scene to support the "North" like they did in the 1950's.

[draftvader]

Back on topic.

I think this is seriouse he is crazy enough to try anything. They should all wipe him out now. The US would know which places to clear him and the top military.

I order to make such a clearance South Korea and the US should get in touch with Israels >Mossad< they are very clever in this way and able to remove individual political leaders of foreign countries in order to prevent any potential war possibilities.

A Korean war would initially be regional, but should the "North" get pushed back again then China will again arrive militarily on the scene to support the "North" like they did in the 1950's.

Hey guys. I was asked to move my Kim related frivolity to here. Please can you take the serious talk to here.

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/629554-pyongyang-declares-state-of-war-with-south-korea-agency/

Thanks guys.

[draftvader]

Sorry, as I was about to add. Back on topic.

[mad mary]

I think this is seriouse he is crazy enough to try anything. They should all wipe him out now. The US would know which places to clear him and the top military.

I order to make such a clearance South Korea and the US should get in touch with Israels >Mossad< they are very clever in this way and able to remove individual political leaders of foreign countries in order to prevent any potential war possibilities.

A Korean war would initially be regional, but should the "North" get pushed back again then China will again arrive militarily on the scene to support the "North" like they did in the 1950's.

Bit heavy that pal.I think this thread is just taking the p1ss out of likkle Kim & his mighty war machine ...oh & his eating habits.

[rbrooks]

North Korean boat people?

No, that's their minesweeper.

Maybe they will run out of fuel (paddles) and food/water and steer towards Thailand so the Thai Navy can turn them back to sea.

[Loptr]

[rbrooks]

Its not funny. They have weapons of mass destruction.

+1...That's the real problem.

But no oil so we are not concerned until they attempt a strike against S.Korea or the U.S. then he be will attacked, invaded, rebuilt and occupied by the U.S. war machine.

Edited March 31, 2013 by rbrooks

[Loptr]

[klauskunkel]

Its not funny. They have weapons of mass destruction.

Kim Jung-un is their weapon of mass destruction. He's caused the loss of millions of NK lives.

Kim Jung-un is their weapon of mass destruction. He ate all their food.

[Loptr]

Its not funny. They have weapons of mass destruction.

+1...That's the real problem.

Gee, I'm having deja vu as I can swear I've heard that one before.

[cycloneJ]

Lighten up people

seems some don't realise this is the humour section (though I suspect some would like this section banned - it's no laughing matter!)

Community Forums → Jokes - puzzles and riddles - make my day!

Edited March 31, 2013 by cycloneJ

[wooloomooloo]

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Edited March 31, 2013 by wooloomooloo

[Synastry]

He is just pissed off because his name Kim is a female name in the western world. Oh! Except in New Zealand. New Zealand will dig a hole for him to hide in after WW3.

[Synastry]

I can't wait to see this movie. Only because Kim Jong Un is starring. Who is the horse-face Sarah Jessica Parker?

[smokie36]

Great thread....keep them coming please...(not the missiles folks)

[bigbamboo]

He would appear much more threatening with a decent haircut.

Not sure about that. Hitler was pretty scary.

[wooloomooloo]

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Edited March 31, 2013 by wooloomooloo

[draftvader]

Here is our beloved "April" Fool once again. Little homage, but wholly appropriate!

[Jingthing]

The national dish of both North & South Korea!

Evil stuff indeed.

Yes, if by Evil you mean ... diabolically delicious!

[SteeleJoe]

....and this one?

kimmac.jpg

And this one? Kim Jong-Un seems to be modeling his behavior after some other clowns besides Ronald.

Dumb. I've got little or no regard for GWB and there's a long list of valid and very harsh criticisms that can be reasonably made about him - but it's just unthinking bigotry and relativism of the most simplistic kind to claim that there is anything substantial in common between them.

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[SteeleJoe]

OK, it only works if you've got a decent vocabulary, some knowledge of very old American children's songs, and a childish sense of humor. But I like it.

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Edited April 1, 2013 by SteeleJoe

[SteeleJoe]

ERROR

Edited April 1, 2013 by SteeleJoe

[SteeleJoe]

One more.

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[SteeleJoe]

Earlier seems not to have worked.

The guy's not THAT fat and fat jokes are puerile and too easy...but these are so absurd that they crack me up.

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Edited April 1, 2013 by SteeleJoe

[Tywais]

ERROR

Guess that's the message Kim got when he tried to push the red button.

[Gerryasia]

This stuff IS a real WMD...especially the farts one emits after

eating it. It's called Kimchee...fermented, white hot cabbage

& other veggies buried in the ground for a century before eating.

for a better definition see the Wiki link below the photo...

kimchee_salad_lg.jpg

OOOOOOOhhh...LOVE the Kim Chee...also why I lived in Thailand...the spicier the better!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimchi

The national dish of both North & South Korea!

Evil stuff indeed.

[wayned]

If kim chee is evil, I'd like to know where vegemite and marmite are on your list?