Welcome to the secret world of the underground you tart.

The rules

Rule 1 no one talks about the underground

Rule 2 no one talks about the underground

Rule 3 you must post pictures of lovely ladies.

Rule 4 you have to buy beers for the boys in blue

Rule 5 you have to buy orange juice and lemonade for the nominater

Rule 6 you have to learn the secret handshake.

Welcome to the secret world of the underground you tart.

The rules

Rule 1 no one talks about the underground. What.?

Rule 2 no one talks about the underground. What?

Rule 3 you must post pictures of lovely ladies. Ok

Rule 4 you have to buy beers for the boys in blue. Who are they then.?

Rule 5 you have to buy orange juice and lemonade for the nominater. Its a secret.

Rule 6 you have to learn the secret handshake. .........? You can ###### off if you think I'm shaking that.........

Thanks for the welcome fella. Its only 5 days till I'm livin La-Vida LOS Land so not sure I'll spend much time here till I get back at the end of April.

This place looks cool so far though.

redrus

Welcome Redrus... enjoy.. and Shhhh!

totster

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Rule 4 you have to buy beers for the boys in blue. Who are they then.?

Well you have the boys and girls in red, they are the gimps for the boys in blue.

The boys in blue are those 3 members who drink copious amounts of alcohol and never answer a pm

Well you have the boys and girls in red, they are the gimps for the boys in blue.

Whats a gimp?

Not sure if I should feel complemented or offended...

/Edit - Welcome BTW Redrus.

Well you have the boys and girls in red, they are the gimps for the boys in blue.

Whats a gimp?

Not sure if I should feel complemented or offended...

/Edit - Welcome BTW Redrus.

Here is Tots dressed as a gimp for you mate. And be offeneded

I am not a gimp, I am the gimp mistress & as for the boys in red, they know that the lady with the whip is in charge

And be offeneded

And what ######ing language is that ?

totster

I am not a gimp, I am the gimp mistress & as for the boys in red, they know that the lady with the whip is in charge

It's part of the initiation isn't it Boo?

correct

along with tukys group hug

correct

along with tukys group hug

I still cant sit down after tukys group 'hug'

And be offeneded

And what ######ing language is that ?

totster

Its ######ing west country, you should know that you bumpkin

correct

along with tukys group hug

I still cant sit down after tukys group 'hug'

And be offeneded

And what ######ing language is that ?

totster

Its ######ing west country, you should know that you bumpkin

Surely bumpkin language needs banning, the chuffin leprechaun's were bad enough last night. I can still hear them though I can't see them. Leprechaun Watch.

redrus

Welcome to the secret world of the underground you tart.

The rules

Rule 1 no one talks about the underground

Rule 2 no one talks about the underground

Rule 3 you must post pictures of lovely ladies. Hey, you better remove those fat ladies from the Jessica A. thread then. Been drinking too much citrus have ya?

Rule 4 you have to buy beers for the boys in blue

Rule 5 you have to buy orange juice and lemonade for the nominater

Rule 6 you have to learn the secret handshake.

Now as anyone knows i miss Thailand really badly, when i am not there.

I get a phone call a couple of days ago, from someone i didnt recognise. When i said who is it the voice at the other end says ohh its redrus. Now i gave Rus my number a couple of weeks ago and said give me a ring next time your down my way and we will catch up.

Anyway the cheeky ######er rings me up from........ yeah you guessed the airport, the reasn for this phone call? In his own words just to rub it in and wind me up that he was going on holiday, and i wasnt.

What a ###### Just wanted to share that with you all :D I now have to think of a revenge plan, for when it is my turn to rub it in. I was thinking of several phone calls from Thailand at ohh rougly about 9am Thai time!!!! Anybody got any other suggestions? I was also thinking of ringing the airport and telling them he is trying to smuggle diamonds up his ass, what do you reckon?

Now as anyone knows i miss Thailand really badly, when i am not there.

I get a phone call a couple of days ago, from someone i didnt recognise. When i said who is it the voice at the other end says ohh its redrus. Now i gave Rus my number a couple of weeks ago and said give me a ring next time your down my way and we will catch up.

Anyway the cheeky ######er rings me up from........ yeah you guessed the airport, the reasn for this phone call? In his own words just to rub it in and wind me up that he was going on holiday, and i wasnt.

What a ###### Just wanted to share that with you all :D I now have to think of a revenge plan, for when it is my turn to rub it in. I was thinking of several phone calls from Thailand at ohh rougly about 9am Thai time!!!! Anybody got any other suggestions? I was also thinking of ringing the airport and telling them he is trying to smuggle diamonds up his ass, what do you reckon?

No need for fancy plans...

When you are on the beach, go stand in the water not deep just shallow, then give him a call... he can listen to the waves lapping against your legs..

totster

Good plan tots, do you also think i should have 3 or 4 girls going ohh daleyboy we love you at the same time?

Good plan tots, do you also think i should have 3 or 4 girls going ohh daleyboy we love you at the same time?

I don't think there's any need for the girls... the 'seaside' sound says it all... but if you can manage to rustle up some girls that are willing to say "ohh daleyboy we love you" out loud, then go for it !

totster

No worries mate, i will just get the wife and a few of her friends to lie for a couple of minutes while i ring hm up

No worries mate, i will just get the wife and a few of her friends to lie for a couple of minutes while i ring hm up

totster

Mate, I've already apologised for that. I was arseholed. They only let me on the plane cos when I get drunk I don't fall all over the place, therefore they didn't have a clue. I drunk the plane half dry too though.

No offence was meant ya moody tart slag....

By all means seek revenge though fella.

redrus

Mate, I've already apologised for that. I was arseholed. They only let me on the plane cos when I get drunk I don't fall all over the place, therefore they didn't have a clue. I drunk the plane half dry too though.

No offence was meant ya moody tart slag....

By all means seek revenge though fella.

redrus

Dont worry fella no offence taken I actually thought it was pretty ######ing funny. Just the sort of thing i would do.