Yep, a bar girl got the idea of writing junk on my jeans,

are they ruined or can i wash it away somehow ?

Why don't you use them as work jeans while you are building your new house?

I was thinking about it, but i havnt actually done anything productive during my 11 years here,

except changing spark on the bike, and then i usually wear shorts

I was thinking about it, but i havnt actually done anything productive during my 11 years here,

except changing spark on the bike, and then i usually wear shorts

Then we have a bit of a dilemma here, and I will get back to you later how to define a dilemma. You say you haven't done any construction work in 11 years and still you post your bar girl/jeans problem on the do-it-yourself housing forum. Maybe you should hook up with the "sideways pizza guy", you guys have problems of the same scale.

Now, lets define the word dilemma:

You're lying in the middle of a kingsize bed, with on your left side the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. She's naked, and she really wants to have sex with you. On your right side, however, lies a horny as <deleted> gay dude. Who are you going to turn your back on? That's a dilemma.

lol, i did find the topic you are referring to

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/637515-pizza-delivered-sideways/

and i see your point, i bought a new pair so i can hold the line for the time being,

even tho i am in distress

Hey poanoi - you can buy ink removers from any hotel / laundry / catering supply specialist - Peerapat Chemical Co. springs to mind - many branches throughout Thailand. Small bottle around 100 baht. Apply with warm water and a toothbrush, and then wash warm..

Failing that - get some breeze excell (green bag), and make a paste with some vanish liquid - apply a thick coating over the stain (may cause fading - check in a discreet area first). Leave for around an hour, and then wash hot.

Failing that, try acetone / petrol - wash / do not tumble dry.

Failing all that, try boiling them in a big pan of water for an hour, with a tiny amount of bleach and powder.

Failing all that, re-dye them.

Failing all that :-

1 > Get same girl to write completely over all of them as a design feature, and frame them.

2> Buy / get her to buy a new pair / pay in kind the full amount.

3> Raffle them off - 20 baht a ticket - aim to sell 1,000 tickets. If the winner complains - give them their 20 baht back.

Good luck.