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Yes, "horse face". It's a common expression. Maybe there is something more universal to the turnoff. Maybe it could indicate other genetic related body traits that are not in line with the common evolutionary direction of our current nature. This would be from our subconscious, like a fear of snakes or spiders. Really wide mouths startle me. I thin me spil chek if no wurkin.

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Off the top of my head, some of my turnoffs are:

unshaven legs

... and you date Thai woman ... blink.png

Maybe your woman is different ... biggrin.png

They dont shave their legs?

I know mine does as she always uses my razor blade biggrin.png

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Yes, women who burp and fart on a first date are definitely a turnoff. So are unnaturally skinny thighs which create a cavern in the crotch.

As for the black rat eyes, I was watching a show on Crime Channel where it was suggested they indicate a degree of evil or criminal tendency .... yet I find them kind of kinky.

My friend calls the crotch thing 'gap' and he loves it..i know this because he goes on and on and on about it.

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Shaven legs

Definitely a turn-off

No exceptions

Underarms as well

We like them hairy

Not hoary

The Mayan Kings never shaved.

Do the Thai shave?

The Chinese don't shave.

Well, maybe now, this decade, they are beginning to shave.

I know they have luckily stopped dining on bark off the trees though.

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What are your irrational turnoffs?

I absolutely hate it when women ask silly questions like "what's your name" or "where you come from". rolleyes.gif

or "are you mally?"

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"""or "are you mally?"""

Hey, what's your name?
- Patrick O'Ma-- O'Malley.


Patrick O-O-O-O'Malley. I don't know.
I'm just so happy. I'm O-O-O'Malley.

Oh, he's good.
I don't know. It's the Irish boy.

I'm just so full of semen.
I haven't gotten laid yet.

I'm sittin' out there,
and I'm the Catholic boy and I don't
know when I'll be gettin' laid.


- I'm just goin' off to Vietnam.
Where you from?

- From the Village. New York.



From the Village? Well, nice to have you
here. Nice to have you here in Vietnam.


Obviously, you just said,

"Well, <deleted> it. I'll join the army
and be with people in green."

- It's a special thing to do.

Hey, what's your name?

- Jimmy Wilkes.

- Jimmy Wilkes. Where you from, Jimmy?

- I'm also New York.


Ohh! Two boys
joined together.


Hey, said, "Well, I got drunk, man.
All of a sudden, I went for a tattoo.

Next thing you know, I'm on
a fuckin' truck. What happened?"

It's wild, baby.
I don't know what's goin' down.


But you're both from New York.

Nice to have you here.

Like, you just, like hangin' out?


- You're headed north.
Where you goin' to?

- Nha Trengh.

Well, you gotta be careful,Jack.
That's some heavy stuff up there.

That's like Newark after dark.

You gotta watch out.

There's some heavy shit
goin' down, baby.

You'll feel like George Wallace
campaigning in Harlem.

"Hi, have you seen my face?"

"Get yo' ass outta here!"

You gotta watch it.

What type of music do you like?

- You like, uh-- You like Little

Anthony? You like Little Anthony?

- Yeah! Stones.

- I like James Brown better.

- You like James Brown better. Yes, sir.

And the Stones. Oh, you like
Mick Jagger? Mick Jagger, right.

Do you think he looks like
a photo negative of Little Richard
or am I crazy?

Really. And that hair. I think--

I don't know. All right!

Gentlemen, I don't know--
Oh, my God, these lips!

My God, they're moving!

I'm gonna flap my eyebrows to death.

Look out. I'm singing, everybody.

I'm singing. Oh, get outta here.

- Watch out. All right.
Where are you from? Where you from?

- I'm from, uh, Cleveland, man.

- Cleveland.


- Yeah.

- Obviously, Vietnam's not that much

of a change for you, then.

Aw, nah.

You guys take care of yourself

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What are your irrational turnoffs?

I absolutely hate it when women ask silly questions like "what's your name" or "where you come from". Posted Image
or "are you mally?"

Are you mally? - that's a mood killer, right there. :(

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"OK, I think most human beings at least understand (if you don't share) lack of physical attraction to people who are"

People who start a sentence with OK

OK, that's a great example of an IRRATIONAL reason.

OK (Okay) is actually quite an amazing international word:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okay

Edited by Jingthing
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"OK, I think most human beings at least understand (if you don't share) lack of physical attraction to people who are"

People who start a sentence with OK

OK, that's a great example of an IRRATIONAL reason.

Here's another irrational reason: People who begin every description with "sort of".

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The op comes across as a very shallow human being imho

As shallow as they come.thumbsup.gif

Thank you, Sir, may I have another? w00t.gif

OK? whistling.gif

(Do you have an elongated face?)

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The op comes across as a very shallow human being imho

Sometimes we have to look beyond the superficialities of a single post if we want to form a sound opinion of someone.

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Posted

The op comes across as a very shallow human being imho

Sometimes we have to look beyond the superficialities of a single post if we want to form a sound opinion of someone.

 

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Although that may be true, it is also true that sometimes we don't

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The op comes across as a very shallow human being imho

As shallow as they come.thumbsup.gif

Thank you, Sir, may I have another? w00t.gif

OK? whistling.gif

(Do you have an elongated face?)

I am he as you are he as you are me

And we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly

I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come

Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

Posted (edited)

The op comes across as a very shallow human being imho

As shallow as they come.thumbsup.gif

Thank you, Sir, may I have another? w00t.gif

OK? whistling.gif

(Do you have an elongated face?)

I am he as you are he as you are me

And we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly

I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come

Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

This long face isn't attractive?

army_of_darkness_1992_500x300_105944.jpg

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The op comes across as a very shallow human being imho

As shallow as they come.thumbsup.gif

Thank you, Sir, may I have another? w00t.gif

OK? whistling.gif

(Do you have an elongated face?)

I am he as you are he as you are me

And we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly

I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come

Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

I always thought he was" waiting for the BAND to come" smile.png

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"Who would want to procreate with a dwarf with a big ass!"

In times of famine and shortages,

Certain perversions must be overlooked and tolerated.

I'd like to try a dwarf with a big ass! Why not?

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"Who would want to procreate with a dwarf with a big ass!"

In times of famine and shortages,

Certain perversions must be overlooked and tolerated.

I'd like to try a dwarf with a big ass! Why not?

Here you go...:o

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JT apparently it's something to do with the averageness of the physical characteristics of the face. There is a great deal of research on this. You might enjoy this site here. You can also create a composite face here and see which composite you find appealing and which one you don't.

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"apparently it's something to do with the averageness"

ii

I still say, the research points to symmetry as being what affects our perception of beauty most.

The average human is awful ugly.

But the ones who are uniquely beautiful are way out there on the old bell curve.

They don't pay big bucks to be beautiful unless one is symmetrical.

Beauty goes beyond racial lines, and it is finally only the symmetry that matters.

We love symmetry because it helps us judge which of us might be healthier, and better for procreating.

I don't know why the little people with the big buttocks are beautiful other than this is an anomaly brought on by living in places where food supply is unpredictable.

When I find the image of these people, I will post it.

Until then, please be patient.

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