George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously he goes to hel_l, where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I'm not sure what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list, but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let someone else go. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The Devil opened the first room. In it were Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in hel_l.

"No!" said George. "I don't think so, I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could stay in hot water all day."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.

No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day." commented George.

The Devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while, and finally said "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"

....

The Devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"

Perhaps, there is hope for me after all: my first reaction on seeing the headline was, "Oh no somethings happen to Thaivisa's George".

Funny joke, BTW.

Funny joke, BTW.

Yeah...but it belongs in the Joke thread...

I disagree, Boonie. I'm sure we could do a lot with this . . .

Funny joke, BTW.

Yeah...but it belongs in the Joke thread...

Should that happen - there are more than a few "funny" posts that would become vulnarable.

And he££ of a lot of "funny-perculiar" ones as well

I thought the Devil was going to put George in Purgatory.

Stuck forever in limbo with no rights, without a trial or legal representation to plead his case, for all eternity (or until the war between Good and Evil is finally over)

Or maybe just before being sent to hel_l, GWB pulls out a presidential deferment and has his records amended to show that he served his time in hel_l honourably ?

Or Unocal discovers oil in hel_l. GWB orders the CIA to come up with reasons why he should invade.

He authorizes the NSA to start tapping the phones of every lawyer in the world, in the event they may be conversing with known or suspected demonic agents.

Cindy Sheehan is televised standing next to Satan while giving an Anti-American speech.

The CIA finds "convincing evidence" that Satan has "Weapons of Mass Reduction" (WMR's) (Rowing Machines, Stair Masters and Treadmills) !

Bill O'Reilly rants that Satan is "The Greatest Devil of All Times" and has to be removed before he has the chance to use his Mass Reduction weapons !

GWB orders the immediate invasion of hel_l.

Pat Robertson is installed as the Interim Ruler of hel_l.

When no signs of WMR's are found, GWB justifies the invasion by saying "Satan was really a bad guy".

VP Cheney sits in the background, signing "no-bid" deals with Halliburton to rebuild the region, in between shooting at the various demons/lawyers flying around the oil wells.

Tom Delay starts remapping the zones of hel_l to help ensure Republican victories in future elections.

Jack Abramoff starts greasing the wheels of various politicians in order to secure casino licenses for the natives of hel_l.

Low-ranking officials grant port-operating deals to Demonic Corporations considered to be friends of the administration.

Free elections held in hel_l, but demons/politicians unable to form government months later.

Administration starts eyeing Purgatory. Rumours that Purgatory has started processing components of Mass Reduction weaponry spread.

Bill O'Reilly and Faux News instructed to start smear campaign against Purgatory.

Violence in hel_l worsens as Republican Demons battle Democratic Demons over who caused the Fall From Heaven in the first place.

GWB's poll numbers drop to their lowest level as the situation in hel_l appears to worsen. Running out of Dogs to Wag as most doggies go to butt-sniffing heaven (except for those yippy little mutts like Pekingese and Chihuahuas ).

Rumours start that hel_l's WMR's were smuggled into the land of Nod. How ever, the fact that Nod may now have WMR's is ignored (Nod doesn't have oil, and is therefore not a threat apparently ).

The saga continues. Good thing we haven't discovered an alien civilisation, yet

After his first day of servicing Bill five times, George declares...

"Heck, He11 isn't so bad... I can get into this"

After his first day of servicing Bill five times, George declares...

"Heck, He11 isn't so bad... I can get into this"

IWhen no signs of WMR's are found, GWB justifies the invasion by saying "Satan was really a bad guy".

Butterfly and his minions demand to let Satan go.

I knew that he was/is a cock sucker.

I knew that he was/is a cock sucker.

Enough about Butterfly.

Back to the topic!

Are you indulging your phantasies again, Porkie?

Is Butterfly's photo in the boxing ring not enough for you?

I told you to stay away from those Ketamine snorting katoeys at Thapae Gate on your way home...

Are you indulging your phantasies again, Porkie?

Is Butterfly's photo in the boxing ring not enough for you?

I told you to stay away from those Ketamine snorting katoeys at Thapae Gate on your way home...

Zapp - go on we all know how much Butterfy loves Katoeys - he proudly admits it and wears it as a badge of honour.

Ketamine snorting katoeys

zzap's getting all excited again!

Are you indulging your phantasies again, Porkie?

Is Butterfly's photo in the boxing ring not enough for you?

I told you to stay away from those Ketamine snorting katoeys at Thapae Gate on your way home...

Duplicate post just to remind everyone.

Zapp - go on we all know how much Butterfy loves Katoeys - he proudly admits it and wears it as a badge of honour.

You seem to have missed Porkie's coming out during the last few days...

It was a bit laboured, but if you'd followed his posts describing his phantasies, you wouldn't find your foot in your mouth, yet again...

Are you indulging your phantasies again, Porkie?

Is Butterfly's photo in the boxing ring not enough for you?

I told you to stay away from those Ketamine snorting katoeys at Thapae Gate on your way home...

Zapp - go on we all know how much Butterfy loves Katoeys - he proudly admits it and wears it as a badge of honour.

Common knowledge!

Zapp - go on we all know how much Butterfy loves Katoeys - he proudly admits it and wears it as a badge of honour.

You seem to have missed Porkie's coming out during the last few days...

It was a bit laboured, but if you'd followed his posts describing his phantasies, you wouldn't find your foot in your mouth, yet again...

zzap is getting his panties all sticky just thinking about it.

...Porkie diverting again.

You don't need to regret and self-hate, it's OK, we just want you to find some other venue than Thapae Gate, we are concerned about your health and safety, George.

Ho, ho. What an amazingly, funny guy.

A lot of work goes into those clever insults zzap.

Are you indulging your phantasies again, Porkie?

Is Butterfly's photo in the boxing ring not enough for you?

I told you to stay away from those Ketamine snorting katoeys at Thapae Gate on your way home...

Zapp - go on we all know how much Butterfy loves Katoeys - he proudly admits it and wears it as a badge of honour.

At least I am opened about it, and don't hide behind self hating closet homo excuses like our good friend Porkie here.

Come on, Porkie, come out. What are you ? top or bottom ? queen or king ?

Ho, ho. What an amazingly, funny guy.

A lot of work goes into those clever insults zzap.

zzap, I think he is breaking now, shouldn't take long now for him to come out

Pretty sure he let the cat out of the bag about 24 hours ago. Now he's hijacking every thread in Bedlam claiming it's not true. Yea right.

Pretty sure he let the cat out of the bag about 24 hours ago. Now he's hijacking every thread in Bedlam claiming it's not true. Yea right.

lamphun, my little sausage queen, you are the only one who knows for sure.

Well I think yer a woofter Georgie

Chances of UG being gay are about 0%, and even if he was - still a nice lad if the truth be known.

Well I think yer a woofter Georgie

Only in your wet dreams Coffeeboy!

Chances of UG being gay are about 0%, and even if he was - still a nice lad if the truth be known.

Thanks, but now what is poor lamphun going to tug his tonto about tonight?

Chances of UG being gay are about 0%, and even if he was - still a nice lad if the truth be known.

exactly, we wouldn't think of him less (like it's even possible)

we might actually find new respect for him.

come on, Porkie, come out, it's not that hard

Chances of UG being gay are about 0%, and even if he was - still a nice lad if the truth be known.

exactly, we wouldn't think of him less (like it's even possible)

we might actually find new respect for him.

come on, Porkie, come out, it's not that hard

How do you know?