must be off now chaps, but I'll just leave with this:

TLW.

g'nite

must be off now chaps, but I'll just leave with this:

TLW.

g'nite

Don't forget your flannel nighty.

Here it's chilly tonight.

Blimey Farangsay. You had the last word for a good while.

...1,054

Word last the....

redrus

aah, Bisto...

OXO

All is LOST, who will save us sinners now?!!!

Do you really want me to answer this one?!?

NO !!!!

And NO, 'tis not I that will be saving your wretched souls ! In fact, by starting this thread, I have helped ensure even more of you will be roasting in the netherworld one day !

TLW was quiet yesterday..... I think DSK and LBD have finally got a room.

Mornin' all

(dogs creating a racket if anyone is interested)

Another fine day in the 'stan (NOT !)

Woke up to starry skies and thoughts of a sunny day, an hour later it's pouring rain.

The good news is, only 37 more days (?) until Songkran !!!

morning all

monday again

3 weeks to go

morning all

Morning

monday again

Yep

3 weeks to go

Lucky bugger

yep - it will be my wife and my, first trip back to LOS since she came to UK, 2.5yrs ago....

im excited but cant imagine how shes feeling - not that ive been bad company you understand

im excited but cant imagine how shes feeling - not that ive been bad company you understand

Are you sure she's booked her return ticket

evening all

Morning.

redrus

evening red

im excited but cant imagine how shes feeling - not that ive been bad company you understand

Are you sure she's booked her return ticket

that's a point

stop trying to have a conversation - none of that in The Last Word!!

daaaa sorrry bosssss...

g'day all.

the job hunt continues after a very fine weekend.

daaaa sorrry bosssss...

I'll let u off this time...

g'day all.

the job hunt continues after a very fine weekend.

Good stuff Kayo, hope you get what you want

Kayo, you might do better looking for a job, instead of trying to get the last word!!

Kayo, you might do better looking for a job, instead of trying to get the last word!!

He's probably practicing for his interview......................"yes thankyou, i accept your job offer with a salary of £120k plus perks"

Kayo, you might do better looking for a job, instead of trying to get the last word!!

you mean.. ?! I don't get paid to post the last word?!

you mean.. ?! I don't get paid to post the last word?!

Yeah, sure. The cheque is in the mail !

Trust me !!

I'll just wait for the Stan postmark then...

I'll just wait for the Stan postmark then...

Hey ! I've been sending packages to you all over the world ! Just about everywhere you've been (lately) there are probably certain "unmarked" strangely ticking packages waiting for you !

It's not easy getting mail out from here to other places. Even if I wanted to send a letter to someone in Kandahar, it would get sent all the way back to Canada, and from there eventually back to here !

Quite annoying when I want to send something to my place in Thailand. Same goes for getting mail here. My dad sent me a letter once (from Canada) to the camp in Kabul. Took 23 days to arrive. Meanwhile, I ordered (online) an item from Israel. It was shipped to Canada and sent over to Kabul and arrived 8 days after being mailed from Israel !

So, you may have to wait awhile before seeing anything with a 'stan postmark on it !

(don't worry about the ticking sounds, just open it, preferably in a large open area when you are all alone !)

guy in cambridgeshire got down for sending letter bombs all over the place, last week.

cambridge letter bomber

guy in cambridgeshire got down for sending letter bombs all over the place, last week.

cambridge letter bomber

Hey

Only Beavis is allowed to post links to irrelevant <deleted> in this thread

Other punters have to type the irrelevant <deleted> themselves in by hand.

I always do.