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The Last Word

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Not the pineapple scenario again!!!

Stop drooling Swiss Miss ! :D

It's not just about pineapples. It is also about Durians, bananas and cucumbers. A balanced, healthy diet ! :D

Vegetables (cucumbers), fruits (Durians, Bananas, Pineapples) and nuts (everyone posting here) ! :o

I'm not!

you are posting...

I just dipped in to say 'I'm not posting here!'

If a man screams in the jungle and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still screaming?

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Not the pineapple scenario again!!!

Stop drooling Swiss Miss ! :D

It's not just about pineapples. It is also about Durians, bananas and cucumbers. A balanced, healthy diet ! :D

Vegetables (cucumbers), fruits (Durians, Bananas, Pineapples) and nuts (everyone posting here) ! :o

I'm not!

you are posting...

I just dipped in to say 'I'm not posting here!'

If a man screams in the jungle and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still screaming?

screaming.....possibly...having the last word, no chance!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

That's not even a word!

It's half a word.......

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is the second part.

*sniff*

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

That's not even a word!

It's half a word.......

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is the second part.

*sniff*

You know, punctuating midway through a word is a big no-no!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

That's not even a word!

It's half a word.......

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is the second part.

*sniff*

You know, punctuating midway through a word is a big no-no!

being a smartass too

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

That's not even a word!

It's half a word.......

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is the second part.

*sniff*

You know, punctuating midway through a word is a big no-no!

being a smartass too

This is The Last Word threat - I suspect I'm not the only smartass posting here :o

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This is The Last Word threat - I suspect I'm not the only smartass posting here :D

Uhh, hate to have to correct you, but anyone (except me of course) posting in this thread is a

DUMBASS, not a smartass ! :D

Not to mention you're all addicts and suffering from Obssesive Compulsive Disorder. :D

In fact, I'll bet there is at least one of you that has the overwhelming urge to respond to this post right now. You can't help yourself.

Go on, prove me right by adding another post after this one.

Or prove me wrong by not posting.

I know which way I'll be betting my money. :o

This is The Last Word threat - I suspect I'm not the only smartass posting here :D

Uhh, hate to have to correct you, but anyone (except me of course) posting in this thread is a

DUMBASS, not a smartass ! :D

Not to mention you're all addicts and suffering from Obssesive Compulsive Disorder. :D

In fact, I'll bet there is at least one of you that has the overwhelming urge to respond to this post right now. You can't help yourself.

Go on, prove me right by adding another post after this one.

Or prove me wrong by not posting.

I know which way I'll be betting my money. :o

What can I say, you are half-right!

Right about posting again - wrong about you not being a dumb-ass!

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What can I say, you are half-right!

Right about posting again - wrong about you not being a dumb-ass!

Well, I owe myself 100 baht ! But then I don't.

I was right that a dumbass would prove me right by posting in this thread. :D

I was wrong about who it would be though. :o

What can I say, you are half-right!

Right about posting again - wrong about you not being a dumb-ass!

Well, I owe myself 100 baht ! But then I don't.

I was right that a dumbass would prove me right by posting in this thread. :D

I was wrong about who it would be though. :D

...sorry, I was away for a meeting....otherwise I had replied! Now the Dan Sai Kid gets the dumbass of the day award...or was that smartass of the day....well...never mind... :o

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...sorry, I was away for a meeting....otherwise I had replied! Now the Dan Sai Kid gets the dumbass of the day award...or was that smartass of the day....well...never mind... :D

I love it when you guys go out of your way to prove me right ! :D

I get that warm fuzzy feeling all over. Oh wait, forgot to turn on the air-con.

Ahhhh, much better. Not so warm and fuzzy anymore, but still smiling any ways. :D

Dumbasses. :o

:D

Running down a road near his Army base, a soldier came to a corner, where he spotted a nun leaning against a tree. Breathlessly, he said,

"Please, Sister. May I hide under your skirts for a few minutes? I'll explain why in a little while."

The nun agreed. Moments later, two Military Police came racing along and one asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by?"

The nun pointed ahead and replied, "He went that way."

After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under the nun's skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, Sister, but, you see, I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."

The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen

a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Iraq, either." :o

TLW ©

Kan Win! That is highly off topic! Kerry...would you mind reporting this unexcusable mishap.....so we are one more down the list of drivel contributors... :o

i quite agree - whilst ammusing as it may have been, this thread has no time for off-topic posting - regarding anything other than The Last Word

666

:o

you guys are so uptight. Why don´t you take a holiday?

TLW :o

Well after a month of crappy internet cafe connections, i am finally home to my 10 meg connection and that means i now have the patience and time to start posting in the last word again :o

you guys are so uptight. Why don´t you take a holiday? :DYe to Iraq :D

TLW © :D

and the boys did have TLW © on going to WAR ® :D:D:D Deffo a NO go area. :D So still on topic :o

TLW © :D

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Well after a month of crappy internet cafe connections, i am finally home to my 10 meg connection and that means i now have the patience and time to start posting in the last word again :D

Crap. He's back (there). Kept looking for a news article about a hijacking or something. No such luck.

And he didn't forget about this place while he was gone. Hmmmm, should have hired someone to sneak into his place and remove the yellow sticky notes from around his computer. :D

And he hasn't learned anything during his absence either. Still doesn't realize (obviously) that he'll never have the Last Word. :o

Kerry, Did i read in another topic a post about someone wanting to "burst your dirty bubble"??

:D:o:D

Sorry, off topic, but it made me guffaw.

TLW

Kerry, Did i read in another topic a post about someone wanting to "burst your dirty bubble"??

:D:D:D

Sorry, off topic, but it made me guffaw.

TLW

Off-topic, but stings towards the main drivel contrinbutor are excused... :o

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Kerry, Did i read in another topic a post about someone wanting to "burst your dirty bubble"??

:D:o:D

Sorry, off topic, but it made me guffaw.

TLW

One nice thing about bubbles is that you can always make more !

And my bubbles are nice and clean !

And I think the member that wants to burst my bubble is jealous, envious and resentful.

And I'm pretty sure that person will never have the Last Word !! :D

don't nobody go touching m,y bubbles... And that my friends brings me, finally, to the moment, we've all waited for.

I'd like to thank you all for taking part in this massive experiment, and for your invaluable contributions.

And so, at long last, after 1824 posts, here I am to conclude this thread, by stating, unequivocally, that the following, is

The

Last

Word

Just put those last two posts in the correct order.. I think they must have gotten mixed up in the mail...

Cha-Cha, Baby!!!!! :o
don't nobody go touching m,y bubbles... And that my friends brings me, finally, to the moment, we've all waited for.

I'd like to thank you all for taking part in this massive experiment, and for your invaluable contributions.

And so, at long last, after 1824 posts, here I am to conclude this thread, by stating, unequivocally, that the following, is

The

Last

Word

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A mere 1,827+ posts and you think it's going to end ?

You've got a lot to learn grasshopper. :o

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So you got a job yet kerry you layabout? :o

Bah ! :D

Why on earth would I want to do that ? I'd much rather sit around here all day chasing balloons ! :D

No word yet, which means another visa run on Tuesday. :D

Nobody has mentioned that my passport contains nothing but Cambodian visas and Thai stamps (passport was new in December, now almost 1/3rd full and I've been out of the country for maybe a total of 6 hours !). :D

One of these days I worry they are going to turn me back at the border and I'll be stuck in Cambodia for how ever long.

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