We love you stanley we do, ohh stanley we love you

ain't it great having Stanley still around?

ain't it great having Stanley still around?

Yeah

He has no clue yet does he, our poor stanley!

It's nice to see Stanley back on line again!

ps maybe, just to avoid confusion, we should call him StanleyD???

nah. Just stan `ll do. Otherewise he`ll be constantly reminded of his old name, and turn into an alcoholic pining for the past-.

Look lads. I`m just popping off home for a shower. I will be back. I expect no further posts here alright..

Except for Stan of course. Cos Stanley can post anywhere he wants.

speaking of which... www.kerryd.com has been "coming soon" for longer than the www.maktubar.com which hasn`t even got any words on it.

Kerry Shave your moustache man. It`s a dead giveaway that you are in fact STAN

Yeah, Stan or Stanley is the order of play - lets do it!

nah. Just stan `ll do. Otherewise he`ll be constantly reminded of his old name, and turn into an alcoholic pining for the past-.

...as he has always been....

this is what becomes of the next person to post afte me on the last word © thread

this is what becomes of the next person to post afte me on the last word © thread

That'll be me then!

this is what becomes of the next person to post afte me on the last word © thread

That'll be me then!

ain't Stanley going to live in the desert?

this is what becomes of the next person to post afte me on the last word © thread

That'll be me then!

<deleted>.... I don`t wanna do that to you Tigger!

....

this is what becomes of the next person to post afte me on the last word © thread

ain't Stanley going to live in the desert?

Ahhhh.. Much Better....

LOL!

Hey Look, I just went home and had my pre beer shower, and my neighbour was playing hte radio with the ghostbusters theme...

Now, As I was drying myself off.. This vision came into my head.

you`ve all seen Stan`s Profile and Pic Right?

Now....

are you ready...

Here is winSTAN from the Ghostbusters

(Okay, I`m no expert at this fotochopping)

Ahhhh.. Much Better....

LOL!

Hey Look, I just went home and had my pre beer shower, and my neighbour was playing hte radio with the ghostbusters theme...

Now, As I was drying myself off.. This vision came into my head.

you`ve all seen Stan`s Profile and Pic Right?

Now....

are you ready...

Here is winSTAN from the Ghostbusters

(Okay, I`m no expert at this fotochopping)

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Obviously !

This Stanley thing is good timing actually, what with the recent visa-on-arrival news and the coup and stuff.

Next time I arrive, I'll be a stranger that no one will recognize !

I may be even stranger than I was before !

Is that possible??

Is that possible??

Anything the man Stan says is possible, he the man is Stan!

Is that possible??

Anything the man Stan says is possible, he the man is Stan!

The word is Stan !

Help spread the word !

Is that possible??

Anything the man Stan says is possible, he the man is Stan!

The word is Stan !

Help spread the word !

Do I have to put a sandal on stick now? Or rather a used condom?

Do I have to put a sandal on stick now? Or rather a used condom?

A STANdal on a stick ?

Used condoms are a pain, trying to wash them off so you can reuse them takes too much time.

Do I have to put a sandal on stick now? Or rather a used condom?

A STANdal on a stick ?

Used condoms are a pain, trying to wash them off so you can reuse them takes too much time.

come on, most of us are on a budget!

btw...looks like you had your first success without even leaving home!

http://www.bangkokpost.com/breaking_news/b...s.php?id=113122

Do I have to put a sandal on stick now? Or rather a used condom?

A STANdal on a stick ?

Used condoms are a pain, trying to wash them off so you can reuse them takes too much time.

I agree - I prefer used bags of crisps

EDIT: Take out the crisps first, though

Mmmmmmm i am cooking Sunday roast today for 10 people, so someone will have a chance to get the last word after about 2pm because i will be eating

My menu for today

Roast beef cooked with fresh rosemary

Roast potatoes both new and old

Roast butternut squash

Roast parsnip

Roast carrots

Roast onions

Mashed carrot and swede with a splash of Worcester sauce and a knob of butter

Broccoli

Peas

Home made Yorkshire puddings

Condiments

Homemade horseradish sauce

Helmans English mustard

black pepper

Sea salt

Gravy

Dessert

Home made rhubarb crumble

Home made apple crumble

Home made custard

I will write a review of how good it was later on today

Mmmmmmm i am cooking Sunday roast today for 10 people, so someone will have a chance to get the last word after about 2pm because i will be eating

My menu for today

Roast beef cooked with fresh rosemary

Roast potatoes both new and old

Roast butternut squash

Roast parsnip

Roast carrots

Roast onions

Mashed carrot and swede with a splash of Worcester sauce and a knob of butter

Broccoli

Peas

Home made Yorkshire puddings

Condiments

Homemade horseradish sauce

Helmans English mustard

black pepper

Sea salt

Gravy

Dessert

Home made rhubarb crumble

Home made apple crumble

Home made custard

I will write a review of how good it was later on today

I wouldn't bother...

Mmmmmmm i am cooking Sunday roast today for 10 people, so someone will have a chance to get the last word after about 2pm because i will be eating

My menu for today

Roast beef cooked with fresh rosemary

Roast potatoes both new and old

Roast butternut squash

Roast parsnip

Roast carrots

Roast onions

Mashed carrot and swede with a splash of Worcester sauce and a knob of butter

Broccoli

Peas

Home made Yorkshire puddings

Condiments

Homemade horseradish sauce

Helmans English mustard

black pepper

Sea salt

Gravy

Dessert

Home made rhubarb crumble

Home made apple crumble

Home made custard

I will write a review of how good it was later on today

I wouldn't bother...

Ahh your just jealous, wishing i would invite you along i will post some pics just so you can see what your missing hang on, here is the food in its uncooked state, if i remmer i will post some more pics when it is cooked

I also should have said colmans not helmans

Mmmmmmm i am cooking Sunday roast today for 10 people, so someone will have a chance to get the last word after about 2pm because i will be eating

My menu for today

Roast beef cooked with fresh rosemary

Roast potatoes both new and old

Roast butternut squash

Roast parsnip

Roast carrots

Roast onions

Mashed carrot and swede with a splash of Worcester sauce and a knob of butter

Broccoli

Peas

Home made Yorkshire puddings

Condiments

Homemade horseradish sauce

Helmans English mustard

black pepper

Sea salt

Gravy

Dessert

Home made rhubarb crumble

Home made apple crumble

Home made custard

I will write a review of how good it was later on today

I wouldn't bother...

Ahh your just jealous, wishing i would invite you along i will post some pics just so you can see what your missing hang on

I've had dysentry once before - I've no desire to go through that again - although when I had it things were going through me instead

Home made rhubarb crumble

Never in my life have i been able to stomach Rhubarb. Same with Swede and Carrots mixed together

Everything else looks great though buddy

What daleyboy failed to mention is all that food in the pictures is just for him !

His guests will have to bring their own food (daleyboy doesn't like to share) !

Mmmmmmm i am cooking Sunday roast today for 10 people, so someone will have a chance to get the last word after about 2pm because i will be eating

My menu for today

Roast beef cooked with fresh rosemary

Roast potatoes both new and old

Roast butternut squash

Roast parsnip

Roast carrots

Roast onions

Mashed carrot and swede with a splash of Worcester sauce and a knob of butter

Broccoli

Peas

Home made Yorkshire puddings

Condiments

Homemade horseradish sauce

Helmans English mustard

black pepper

Sea salt

Gravy

Dessert

Home made rhubarb crumble

Home made apple crumble

Home made custard

I will write a review of how good it was later on today

I wouldn't bother...

Ahh your just jealous, wishing i would invite you along i will post some pics just so you can see what your missing hang on, here is the food in its uncooked state, if i remmer i will post some more pics when it is cooked

I also should have said colmans not helmans

You are supposed to show the finished item - looking at raw meat and uncooked veg does nothing for me!

daleyboy is usually too hungry to be bothered with actually cooking the food. Takes too long. Just gobble it down quick before anyone else can sneak in for a bite !

daleyboy is usually too hungry to be bothered with actually cooking the food. Takes too long. Just gobble it down quick before anyone else can sneak in for a bite !

Well the food was great, so good in fact i didnt take any pictures of the finished article, but if anyone wants to come round and do the dishes that would be great.

Anyway have you never heard of steak tartar? Well this was slab of beef tartar, and yes it was all for me, i made my guests drive down to the local maccyd's for burgers

Well the food was great, so good in fact i didnt take any pictures of the finished article, but if anyone wants to come round and do the dishes that would be great.

Anyway have you never heard of steak tartar? Well this was slab of beef tartar, and yes it was all for me, i made my guests drive down to the local maccyd's for burgers

Probably made them bring you back some fries (er, "chips") and hot apple pies !

But was your beef tartar as good as Buckwheat's BBQ ribs we had at the piss-up ?