Russian Lada vehicle jokes

[Chittychangchang]

Oldies but goodies, feel free to add to the list.

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How do you make a policeman laugh?

Tell him your Lada just got stolen!

How else can you tell if your Lada was built by prisoners?

Once it leaves the factory it runs. And runs and runs...

Why should you never try to assemble a Lada without being drunk?

You will get an AK47.

[ignis]

Yes it is OLD...... try Google Search enter 2013 Lada pictures

Bit like the old jokes of Skoda

They have come a long way in the last few years, they have cars in the World rally, FIA Touring cars, even the 4x4 has come a long way

Thailand related...... well yes as there are a few Lada Niva 4x4 here

[Chittychangchang]

This new 2014 design is a closely guarded secret! The Russians have a special way of transporting their prototype ,

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[ignis]

Appears to be many reports for the past 6 months

Renault-Nissan to takeover Russian car brand Lada............. it was revealed that the Datsun's new low-cost family cars will share their underpinnings with Russia's Lada, which in mid-2014, will pass into the ownership of the Renault-Nissan Alliance.

Maybe many of there new super cheap Datsun's will be made in Russia as well as South Africa, India and Indonesia ? also reports that the new Datsun will be the cheapest car in Thailand by 2015. !! ?

[overherebc]

How do you double the value of your Lada ?

Fill the gas tank.

What is the other name for a Lada with the soft top down ?

A skip.

Why do Lada's have heated rear windows ?

To keep your hands warm when pushing it in the winter.

[Chittychangchang]

Appears to be many reports for the past 6 months

Renault-Nissan to takeover Russian car brand Lada............. it was revealed that the Datsun's new low-cost family cars will share their underpinnings with Russia's Lada, which in mid-2014, will pass into the ownership of the Renault-Nissan Alliance.

Maybe many of there new super cheap Datsun's will be made in Russia as well as South Africa, India and Indonesia ? also reports that the new Datsun will be the cheapest car in Thailand by 2015. !! ?

Datsun and Lada joining together, a match made in _______!

They are going to make something special thats for sure;-)

[BB1950]

Datsun and Lada joining together, a match made in _______!

They are going to make something special thats for sure;-)

Would that be... Dats n Lada???

[I Like Thai]

Customer: Do you have a petrol cap for a lada ?

Car Dealer; That's a fair exchange

[Chittychangchang]

The latest in Lada luxury the ultimate Limo ideal for Vodka parties, KGB graduation balls and transporting chickens.

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[ignis]

The NEW Lada Pickup looks good, maybe would be cheaper than Tata ?

was always amazed how many Police cars in UK and France were the Lada Niva

like this

Lada Police cars these days look like this

Anyone remember the 3 cylinder 2 stroke Wartberg ?

now a day looks very different

Maybe a early Toyota which became the Toyota Crown is better ?

[Chittychangchang]

They are solid cars that's why the police used them for a time, they can even go through brick walls

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[ignis]

Something can never work out, and not only with Lada..

Once the butt of jokes, the Fiat 124-based Lada saloon became renowned as a rugged workhorse. and was in production until 2012...

Find it odd that the Fiat 124 was renown for unreliability and rust, form about 1966 to 1976 [think] yet built as a Lada it is reliable car ?? How so ?

[overherebc]

Something can never work out, and not only with Lada..

Once the butt of jokes, the Fiat 124-based Lada saloon became renowned as a rugged workhorse. and was in production until 2012...

Find it odd that the Fiat 124 was renown for unreliability and rust, form about 1966 to 1976 [think] yet built as a Lada it is reliable car ?? How so ?

From what I was told many of the Fiats and Lancia Betas of the same time sat about in field storage for a long time prior to sale. Many of them would have failed an MOT on rust underneath the underseal , applied just before sale, on the day they were sold, Metal was very thin as well.

[billd766]

I used to have a 1968 Fiat 125 Special back in 1974 while I was in Germany.

Mechanically superb, inside both functional and comfortable.

Outside the paint on the wings was far thicker than the bodywork.

[Chittychangchang]

I had one with a sunroof, no joke!

On account of my height.

I also knew a mechanic who fitted a 2.0i Toyota engine in the back of one of these.

Boy did it move

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[WitawatWatawit]

Datsun and Lada joining together, a match made in _______!

They are going to make something special thats for sure;-)

Would that be... Dats n Lada???

LadaDa

Datsun nice one, boy.

[overherebc]

Datsun and Lada joining together, a match made in _______!

They are going to make something special thats for sure;-)

Would that be... Dats n Lada???

LadaDa

Datsun nice one, boy.

Or as I heard Bernard Manning say to an oriental heckler one night

Nippon out the back and knock me up a quick Datsun.

[Chittychangchang]

What's the difference between a Lada and a sheep?

It's less embarrassing being seen getting out of the back of a sheep.

At the Severn Bridge Toll in my Lada car, the attendant said, "£5.40."

Not believing my luck, I said, "Sold."

What occupies the last 6 pages of the Lada Users Manual?

The bus and train timetables.

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