Popular Post Tiger7Moth Posted June 30, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted June 30, 2013 I have had many experiences, but, both of the following happened this week 1. I live in a hotel in Naklua. I wanted to order some food from McDonald's, but, from experience I didn't expect to be successful. So, I asked the Thai lady at the front desk (she speaks English well) to call and order for me - giving directions for delivery. As it turns out, her father, sitting next to us, wanted to order as well and I offered to pay. So, incentive for this lady to get the order into McDonald's and have the food delivered. Well, she called McDonald's - not once, but, twice. Long conversations about delivery, location, best route..... Finally, she gave up and said she would go to McDonald's and pick up the food herself. 2. A friend located on Pattaya Klang - by the way, not that far, I have walked to and from where I live many times - was coming to visit me. My friend doesn't speak Thai, so, I said, when you have gotten a motocy taxi, let me speak to the driver. I did speak to the driver and gave what I thought were easy directions. Half hour later, no motocy, no friend. But, there was a motocy taxi guy who operates outside my hotel. So, I called my friend and had my friend give the mobile phone to the motocy taxi driver and gave my phone to the motocy taxi driver who works outside my hotel. Long conversation - then, I was given my mobile back with a smile and all looked good. 15 minutes later, no motocy, no friend. Repeat again with the phones. Motocy taxi driver talking with motocy taxi driver again. Long conversation. Finally, another 10 minutes, the motocy arrives with my friend.' Not only have I walked from my hotel to Pattaya Klang many times, but, there is a guy from the mountains of Northern Italy, over 70 years old, who rides his bicycle from here to Big C on Pattaya Klang twice a week. But, putting aside my effort to give the motocy taxi driver directions, it takes 2 motocy taxi drivers, two long conversations to finally succeed. Well, while I am at it, I might as well add my favorite. I am driving a car with my ex Thai wife. We stop and she talks to a motocy taxi driver for some directions. Must have talked for 20 minutes. Ok, we set off and 1km later, the road we are on ends and you must go either right or left. I ask my ex, right of left. She hasn't a clue. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignis Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 I found out years ago that most appear to follow landmarks or building, so people from a different area maybe will give a different landmark so the new to that area may not know that landmark, I bought a Map, very good one, only problem could not find anyone that could read a map.. or had any idea on a map where they/we were, so not a lot of help.. OK is years ago now, Driving alone in my car, but was given detailed landmark instruction to find a place I had never been to, all went well for the 1st 30 odd km's until the last few km's, I was on the correct road, but the instruction was Turn left after the Large Glass House, is 1km from there... I simply could not find any glass building anywhere, many km and many U-turns, I found it, I even asked in a Petrol Station, yes you have passed it by 3 km !! ALL the turns up to this point had been buildings, on my 5 th time along the same road I did find it, but NOT what I was looking for, it was a wooden building with the name 'The Large Glass House' set well back off the road... So locals to an area have different landmarks....... also find some people will give directions even write down and do a drawing of the way to go, via a main road, when it is far easier to go though some Villages to the same point... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post seajae Posted June 30, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted June 30, 2013 it takes them 20 minutes to say "go down the road and turn left at the next street", they simply cannot explain things, dont know why but I am yet to find anyone here that doesnt prattle on giving a heap of useless info and not getting around to the simple directions needed. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HeijoshinCool Posted June 30, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted June 30, 2013 "You go about 5 minutes past where Somcahi's family used to grow melons, then turn." 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooked Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 They'll give you directions even when they don't know where you want to go. My wife can read a map to my astonishment but I had to show her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sheryl Posted June 30, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted June 30, 2013 IMO, having lived here for decades, it is indeed true that most Thais cannot give directions, either verbally or by drawing a map, and Thai friends have expressed amazement to me at the way foreigners read maps and can go to places they've never been based on one. The Thai norm is that the first time you go somewhere, someone else has to bring you. Which is not as burdensome for them as it would be for us as the whole culture is built on inter-dependency. I think it is simply that because they themselves don't do this, they don't develop the skills involved and can't foresee what type of directions will work. I'm sure we've all encountered the "Go that way and make a left turn" syndrome where you get utterly lost because in fact it was not your first left but the fourth or fifth left that you needed to take. The person talking was indeed describing what they do when they go there -- they do go straight and then turn left eventually - but couldn't envision the problem you would have in knowing which left turn to make. I remember once being at an establishment I knew well, and asking the proprietors the location of another place nearby. They obviously knew where it was but seemed at a loss as to how to explain this to me and asked me to wait until they were free to escort me. I had no desire to either wait or inconvenience them to the point of escorting me so continued pushing. It ultimately turned out the place I needed was right down the street, second left turn. They literally could not figure out how to convey that in words or drawing and saw no way except to physically bring me there. The online maps many businesses post aren't very good, either. In fact many are downright misleading. And don't even get me started on the sign-posting of roads, especially in Bangkok..... My all time favorite though is the 180 degree sweep of the hand in reply to asking where a place is. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurnell Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 I've never understood this either. When we are upcountry and ask for directions, locals always just point and say that way. When I ask the missus how far?? she says "you know these are country people, they don't know distance" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rene123 Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 This topic amuses me because it is so true. It really surprised me when I showed a tuk-tuk driver a map written in Thai, and I knew exactly where I wanted to go, but didn't want to walk. The driver didn't have a clue how to read a simple map, even when written in Thai. Eventually I just had to tell him somewhere that I knew was close to where I wanted to go and I just walked from there. I've drawn a simple map to show Thai friends where I live and they didn't understand. Obviously, rural Thais are not taught about maps in school and when they move to the city they still don't understand. That does not mean they are dumb. They just haven't learned the concept. It is like a farang raised in a city being put in the wilderness and expecting them to survive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignis Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 I've never understood this either. When we are upcountry and ask for directions, locals always just point and say that way. When I ask the missus how far?? she says "you know these are country people, they don't know distance" Not only upcountry....... few weeks ago went to my Dentist with bad pain, only to find he was closed for 4 days, drove home walked across the road and asked a neighbour, she said go to the Hospital across the road......... ?? never seen any hospital been here 10 years....... she called her Husband, so out of Village go left, over bridge and right is on left....... easy asked how far answer about 1 km... Funny is only a small road 2 cars can just pass, truck and car cannot, go that way often... 3 km down this road looking to turn around thinking must have missed it, coming towards me was a Hospital Mini Bus that turned up a dirt track, so I followed, people working in the rice fields both side, at the end of the dirt track was a 5 story building = Hospital, !!! out in the fields, no houses anywhere near... NO sign anywhere even on the building to say it was a Hospital. To a Thai, Just up or down the road can be many km's away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rene123 Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Yup, they can't read a simple map but they can get on a series of the cheapest busses, and travel 20 hours or more, to go from one end of Thailand to another... and get where they wanted to go. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impulse Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Same in China. Taxi drivers can't read a map, but if you ask them to take you to any landmark or building, they'll get you there. Best to forget street addresses here and ask them to take you "100 meters west of the XYZ Hotel" Just a different way of learning to get around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger7Moth Posted June 30, 2013 Author Share Posted June 30, 2013 IMO, having lived here for decades, it is indeed true that most Thais cannot give directions, either verbally or by drawing a map, and Thai friends have expressed amazement to me at the way foreigners read maps and can go to places they've never been based on one. The Thai norm is that the first time you go somewhere, someone else has to bring you. The first time I visited my ex wife's home, leaving from Khon Kaen and going near Ubon, I had studied a map and knew how to get close to her home (of course, the last few miles, dirt roads and so on were not on the map). Anyway, as we approached the first major turn, I was already prepared and she was on the phone. So, the "family" plan was for my ex-wife to call her Uncle (a truck driver) many times along the way to find out what to do next. My ex was amazed that I could find the way by using a map (of course, in my experience, it's the last couple of km that will get you every time). I did teach my ex to read a map and we could get around very well - until the last few km which seemed to always be challange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherOneAmerican Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 (edited) This topic amuses me because it is so true. It really surprised me when I showed a tuk-tuk driver a map written in Thai, and I knew exactly where I wanted to go, but didn't want to walk. The driver didn't have a clue how to read a simple map, even when written in Thai. Eventually I just had to tell him somewhere that I knew was close to where I wanted to go and I just walked from there. I've drawn a simple map to show Thai friends where I live and they didn't understand. Obviously, rural Thais are not taught about maps in school and when they move to the city they still don't understand. That does not mean they are dumb. They just haven't learned the concept. It is like a farang raised in a city being put in the wilderness and expecting them to survive. We can all read and write. Many lower class Thais can't read and write. Tuk tuk, m/c taxi, all the bottom of the pile, hardly any of them can read and write so that includes maps. Not only the maps, but they can't read road names or shop names either. Edited June 30, 2013 by AnotherOneAmerican 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 it takes them 20 minutes to say "go down the road and turn left at the next street", they simply cannot explain things, dont know why but I am yet to find anyone here that doesnt prattle on giving a heap of useless info and not getting around to the simple directions needed. Like most things I now say to my Wife before starting to ask anything "just give me a YES NO OR DONT KNOW answer" She still can't help telling me useless information for example. "Go down the main road and you come to road 11 it has a noodle stand outside with an old man serving, you dont need this road"????? So why tell me all the crap I dont need to know? must be a Thai thing or a "my Wife thing" but have seen other Thais do this. In case anyone is old enough to remember this is the sort of useless information delivery I liked, before the Young Ones and Bottom there was "Kevin Turvey" I reckon Thais model themselves on Kevin. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84XbjYS3XLc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gsxrnz Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 This topic amuses me because it is so true. It really surprised me when I showed a tuk-tuk driver a map written in Thai, and I knew exactly where I wanted to go, but didn't want to walk. The driver didn't have a clue how to read a simple map, even when written in Thai. Eventually I just had to tell him somewhere that I knew was close to where I wanted to go and I just walked from there. I've drawn a simple map to show Thai friends where I live and they didn't understand. Obviously, rural Thais are not taught about maps in school and when they move to the city they still don't understand. That does not mean they are dumb. They just haven't learned the concept. It is like a farang raised in a city being put in the wilderness and expecting them to survive. We can all read and write. Many lower class Thais can't read and write. Tuk tuk, m/c taxi, all the bottom of the pile, hardly any of them can read and write so that includes maps. Not only the maps, but they can't read road names or shop names either. That probably explains why I see a great number of taxi drivers reading newspapers while waiting for a fare. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveReilly Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Today i asked someone to meet me at MRT Asoke in Thai..she said she knew where it was..later she called me and said she was waiting for me at McDonalds at Robinsons, about 200 meters away..it took forever to get her to find MRT Asoke..it turns out that she did not know where MRT Asoke was even though she had told me she did..Thais just dont seem to know the most basic phrase "I dont know" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gsxrnz Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Took my wife back home and she was amazed that I could drive across the country without getting lost while relying solely on road signs or the odd question about direction from a local, which was invariably accurately answered. She lost sleep when she discovered we were going to areas that I had never been to before, or where there were no friends or relatives to call on for directions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neeranam Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 This topic amuses me because it is so true. It really surprised me when I showed a tuk-tuk driver a map written in Thai, and I knew exactly where I wanted to go, but didn't want to walk. The driver didn't have a clue how to read a simple map, even when written in Thai. Eventually I just had to tell him somewhere that I knew was close to where I wanted to go and I just walked from there. I've drawn a simple map to show Thai friends where I live and they didn't understand. Obviously, rural Thais are not taught about maps in school and when they move to the city they still don't understand. That does not mean they are dumb. They just haven't learned the concept. It is like a farang raised in a city being put in the wilderness and expecting them to survive. Well said. My wife can sorta read maps now but it took years and near divorce a couple of times. The worst was when my parents and one kid were in the car in the hot season. The air condition didn't work. The hour trip to Ayuttaya from Bangkok took 5 hours. After 2 hours we ended up in Nontaburi! However, when going places we've already been, she can't understand my bad directions/memory. She'll say things like "remember there's pink house after this turn" Don't even bother showing a map to a Tuk Tuk or Taxi driver. The worst one I had picked my up at Bangkok hospital and didn't know how to go to Sukhumvit 49. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 This topic amuses me because it is so true. It really surprised me when I showed a tuk-tuk driver a map written in Thai, and I knew exactly where I wanted to go, but didn't want to walk. The driver didn't have a clue how to read a simple map, even when written in Thai. Eventually I just had to tell him somewhere that I knew was close to where I wanted to go and I just walked from there. I've drawn a simple map to show Thai friends where I live and they didn't understand. Obviously, rural Thais are not taught about maps in school and when they move to the city they still don't understand. That does not mean they are dumb. They just haven't learned the concept. It is like a farang raised in a city being put in the wilderness and expecting them to survive. We can all read and write. Many lower class Thais can't read and write. Tuk tuk, m/c taxi, all the bottom of the pile, hardly any of them can read and write so that includes maps. Not only the maps, but they can't read road names or shop names either. That probably explains why I see a great number of taxi drivers reading newspapers while waiting for a fare. Nah just looking at the pictures mate..........works for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 This topic amuses me because it is so true. It really surprised me when I showed a tuk-tuk driver a map written in Thai, and I knew exactly where I wanted to go, but didn't want to walk. The driver didn't have a clue how to read a simple map, even when written in Thai. Eventually I just had to tell him somewhere that I knew was close to where I wanted to go and I just walked from there. I've drawn a simple map to show Thai friends where I live and they didn't understand. Obviously, rural Thais are not taught about maps in school and when they move to the city they still don't understand. That does not mean they are dumb. They just haven't learned the concept. It is like a farang raised in a city being put in the wilderness and expecting them to survive. Well said. My wife can sorta read maps now but it took years and near divorce a couple of times. The worst was when my parents and one kid were in the car in the hot season. The air condition didn't work. The hour trip to Ayuttaya from Bangkok took 5 hours. After 2 hours we ended up in Nontaburi! However, when going places we've already been, she can't understand my bad directions/memory. She'll say things like "remember there's pink house after this turn" Don't even bother showing a map to a Tuk Tuk or Taxi driver. The worst one I had picked my up at Bangkok hospital and didn't know how to go to Sukhumvit 49. Actually Ive found that even landmarks dont register with my Wife, quite often she will tell someone how to find us and never think to say "Right next to the Nissan garage" which would be so easy for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Can't really be sure as to why, perhaps a fictional estimate is favoured over the loss of face that comes with "I don't know' I've been driving here for more than three decades and the only people I ask for directions are Motorcycle taxis! Never had a wrong one yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatboy Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 if you tell them follow the white line then they will be ok.its when the line runs out they are fked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 (edited) Education is a wonderful thing. It also helps if you don't expect alcoholics to be able to converse with you or see a map clearly. Edit: and people who need glasses but can't afford them/don't realise they need them to see small maps. Edited June 30, 2013 by arthurwait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgordo38 Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 I lived in Mexico for 10 yrs. and it seemed to be a matter of loosing face when answering questions on direction. They made up false directions to appear knowledgeable. In Costa Rica they are converting the postal system giving each address a street name and number. It will no longer be go to the blah blah turn right for a 100 metres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLSEEINGEYE Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 I have asked some Thais which way North is. It is surprising how many will point straight up to the sky. Not much wonder they can't read a map. Give it a try. Could also explain why when you do show them a map they will always spin it around and around trying to figure it out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crocken Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 lack of iodine in their salt !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1FinickyOne Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 People have different life skills in different parts of the world - When you grow up in a small village, things like reading maps are not that important. And in small town America, I have seen similar deficiencies in giving directions to strangers - - "Well, if you go abt a mile down the road to where Billy Jo Bob's barn used to be before the fire..." But when you think about it, some of the differences that drive people crazy here can also be connected to what they like about being here - the laid back attitude of the people etc.. some of these things cause minor delays and really, are not very important in the scheme of things. If they are, surely you will find a way around it - hire and train your own McD delivery boy - pay well and he will figure it out. If you are retired here nad not rushing off to work - relax and go with the easy attitude. if everything here were exactly like your home town, you would not have moved in the first place - 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ppmacready Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Education is a wonderful thing. It also helps if you don't expect alcoholics to be able to converse with you or see a map clearly. Edit: and people who need glasses but can't afford them/don't realise they need them to see small maps. There not taught there left from their right at school. But the Government says it will start to change this in........16 years time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunBENQ Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 (edited) As others said: some of the lowerclass people have problems with reading at all. Map reading: never heard of. Even better educated children (8th grade) will have problems pointing to Bangkok, Chiang Mai, Phuket on a Thailand map. They simply did not learn to read maps. They haven't seen a globe, a world map. . . I told them about road numbers and milestones (very useful when they are well readable). They didn't know what I was talking about until I pointed to milestone 73 where we turn right. Unbelievable for us! My familiy was so sceptical and full of fear learning that I would drive more than 500km and find my target. Another problem: Farang and Thai use different names for city streets, saying Farangs use their "own" names (often nicknames). What the hell is "Wireless Road" to a Thai? Though most will probably have heard of "Bangkok" (if you pronounce it right) Adresses are worthless for finding a house (different to Germany e.g.). The house numbers are assigned chronically. We live in 340, next house is 8 There seems to be no electronic database of the house numbers, unlike Germany where you can type an adress to the map program and it will point to the house. Edited July 1, 2013 by KhunBENQ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sms747 Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Today i asked someone to meet me at MRT Asoke in Thai..she said she knew where it was..later she called me and said she was waiting for me at McDonalds at Robinsons, about 200 meters away..it took forever to get her to find MRT Asoke..it turns out that she did not know where MRT Asoke was even though she had told me she did..Thais just dont seem to know the most basic phrase "I dont know" They cannot say they don't know any more than it was my fault, to do so means loss of face. We ordered food from a place 8 kilometers away (not fast food) stayed in all day only to have them ring at six pm to ask where it was as they thought it was sukhumvit and that's where they were, but we live over 30 k away. Took them another 2 hours and three more phone calls, his excuse was it's not his route. Clear instructions were given the day before to the office and as far as I know they only have one delivery man! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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