Has anyone signed him yet?

Ups has gone all quiet innit?

Signed a striker yet? First Monday, then you say Tuesday. I guess it's Wednesday, huh?

Signed a striker yet? First Monday, then you say Tuesday. I guess it's Wednesday, huh?

You are way off topic so I can't reply.

I'm sure you understand.

This one is for you ups....I know you are feeling tense right now....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LanCLS_hIo4

I see you cosying up to the Spam as well....you little traitor....we're watching you!

This one will be closed before the decline threads.....ponder a tad on that if ya will....and before our new 60,000 stadium reaches completion.

I love the new TV deal....I really do!

Come on then.....I'm waiting.....

On Sky News now with cameras at Daniel levy's office door as he announced that he's sacked Bale.

Bale promptly appears screaming that he's been sacked from better clubs than Spurs and flounces out with his mum and dad in tow. Unbelievable.

On Sky News now with cameras at Daniel levy's office door as he announced that he's sacked Bale.

Bale promptly appears screaming that he's been sacked from better clubs than Spurs and flounces out with his mum and dad in tow. Unbelievable.

Spain and her football clubs are close to collapse....hence the players are all buggering off.

What part of that don't you understand then?

Edit: the mum n dad bit could well be true though!

Spain and her football clubs are close to collapse....hence the players are all buggering off.

What part of that don't you understand then?

Have you ever played Football Mange 2013 online? If you had you'd get a taste for what the football world is about.

Spurs have treated Bale like a dog and dogs don't have to work under those conditions because it's illegal to treat animals like that.

He'll be welcomed like the Messiah when he arrives at the Bernabéu and that's about two weeks time. Get over it.

Spain and her football clubs are close to collapse....hence the players are all buggering off.

What part of that don't you understand then?

Have you ever played Football Mange 2013 online? If you had you'd get a taste for what the football world is about.

Spurs have treated Bale like a dog and dogs don't have to work under those conditions because it's illegal to treat animals like that.

He'll be welcomed like the Messiah when he arrives at the Bernabéu and that's about two weeks time. Get over it.

I've got some Panini stickers from last year if ya still need some....

I've got some Panini stickers from last year if ya still need some....

Have you got a first day swapsie for Bale in a Real Madrid shirt for my Craig Bellemy Cardiff set.

I've got some Panini stickers from last year if ya still need some....

Have you got a first day swapsie for Bale in a Real Madrid shirt for my Craig Bellemy Cardiff set.

Nah only MrEd's laddie has the full Giggsy line up!

I'm sure he'll be able to sort you out today...or was it tomorrow....?

http://metro.co.uk/2013/07/30/gareth-bale-departure-could-see-tottenham-hijack-arsenals-bid-for-luis-suarez-3905440/?

http://metro.co.uk/2013/07/30/gareth-bale-departure-could-see-tottenham-hijack-arsenals-bid-for-luis-suarez-3905440/?

Well if its in the Metro then it must be true

http://metro.co.uk/2013/07/30/gareth-bale-departure-could-see-tottenham-hijack-arsenals-bid-for-luis-suarez-3905440/?

Well if its in the Metro then it must be true

"London's streets awash with acid!" screams the front page headline.

Gareth Bale today turned down the bright lights of The Bernabau, saying he's always wanted to play against VFMD Zalgaris, FK Rudar Pijevija, CS Pandurii Targu Jiu, and staying with Spurs is the only way he might be able to achieve this, now or in the future.

However, "The Mirror meanwhile, claims Levy is considering a world-record fee plus Luka Modric in a part-exchange deal. Modric was a shining light in his last stint at White Hart Lane and, after struggling to regain that form at the Bernabeu, may be allowed to leave in order for Real to land their intended target".

Gareth Bale today turned down the bright lights of The Bernabau, saying he's always wanted to play against VFMD Zalgaris, FK Rudar Pijevija, CS Pandurii Targu Jiu, and staying with Spurs is the only way he might be able to achieve this, now or in the future.

However, "The Mirror meanwhile, claims Levy is considering a world-record fee plus Luka Modric in a part-exchange deal. Modric was a shining light in his last stint at White Hart Lane and, after struggling to regain that form at the Bernabeu, may be allowed to leave in order for Real to land their intended target".

"I'm sure rat boy would relish the chance to return to the Lane....where he would be welcomed with open arms....."

Gareth Bale today turned down the bright lights of The Bernabau, saying he's always wanted to play against VFMD Zalgaris, FK Rudar Pijevija, CS Pandurii Targu Jiu, and staying with Spurs is the only way he might be able to achieve this, now or in the future.

However, "The Mirror meanwhile, claims Levy is considering a world-record fee plus Luka Modric in a part-exchange deal. Modric was a shining light in his last stint at White Hart Lane and, after struggling to regain that form at the Bernabeu, may be allowed to leave in order for Real to land their intended target".

To be fair ups it just confirms that The Mirror doesn't have a clue

Gareth Bale today turned down the bright lights of The Bernabau, saying he's always wanted to play against VFMD Zalgaris, FK Rudar Pijevija, CS Pandurii Targu Jiu, and staying with Spurs is the only way he might be able to achieve this, now or in the future.

However, "The Mirror meanwhile, claims Levy is considering a world-record fee plus Luka Modric in a part-exchange deal. Modric was a shining light in his last stint at White Hart Lane and, after struggling to regain that form at the Bernabeu, may be allowed to leave in order for Real to land their intended target".

"I'm sure rat boy would relish the chance to return to the Lane....where he would be welcomed with open arms....."

No doubt......he too wants to visit, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan etc for free, maybe he'll meet Borat's sister.

http://metro.co.uk/2013/07/30/gareth-bale-departure-could-see-tottenham-hijack-arsenals-bid-for-luis-suarez-3905440/?

Well if its in the Metro then it must be true

It's a f*cking rumours thread, moron.

Gareth Bale today turned down the bright lights of The Bernabau, saying he's always wanted to play against VFMD Zalgaris, FK Rudar Pijevija, CS Pandurii Targu Jiu, and staying with Spurs is the only way he might be able to achieve this, now or in the future.

However, "The Mirror meanwhile, claims Levy is considering a world-record fee plus Luka Modric in a part-exchange deal. Modric was a shining light in his last stint at White Hart Lane and, after struggling to regain that form at the Bernabeu, may be allowed to leave in order for Real to land their intended target".

To be fair ups it just confirms that The Mirror doesn't have a clue

Only the second part is from The Mirror alfie, the top part comes from a well connected Spurs source, not HP.

Gareth Bale ‘Available’ for 145 Million Euros

European Commission (EC) approved an investment worth over 145 million Euros from the Cohesion Fund in an environment project aimed at protecting the Black Sea shore in south-eastern Romania. Napoli has a total transfer budget of 125 million Euros. And yes, Daniel Levy has slapped an insane amount on Gareth Bale – 145 million Euros. Despite the ‘good’ relationship that these two clubs in white share, Levy is exasperated at Real Madrid’s continuous insistence to buy Bale.

http://metro.co.uk/2013/07/30/gareth-bale-departure-could-see-tottenham-hijack-arsenals-bid-for-luis-suarez-3905440/?

Well if its in the Metro then it must be true

It's a f*cking rumours thread, moron.

yeah rumours but not absolute total <deleted> oh and I see that the bbc transfer rumour page have now introduced a dedicated gareth bale rumour page.

http://metro.co.uk/2013/07/30/gareth-bale-departure-could-see-tottenham-hijack-arsenals-bid-for-luis-suarez-3905440/?

Well if its in the Metro then it must be true

It's a f*cking rumours thread, moron.

yeah rumours but not absolute total <deleted> oh and I see that the bbc transfer rumour page have now introduced a dedicated gareth bale rumour page.

Bit behind us then rij!

yeah , now there's a surprise

Gareth Bale today turned down the bright lights of The Bernabau, saying he's always wanted to play against VFMD Zalgaris, FK Rudar Pijevija, CS Pandurii Targu Jiu, and staying with Spurs is the only way he might be able to achieve this, now or in the future.

However, "The Mirror meanwhile, claims Levy is considering a world-record fee plus Luka Modric in a part-exchange deal. Modric was a shining light in his last stint at White Hart Lane and, after struggling to regain that form at the Bernabeu, may be allowed to leave in order for Real to land their intended target".

To be fair ups it just confirms that The Mirror doesn't have a clue

THe amazing thing 4 me alfie is that people than choose to go on and discuss the given absolute bullshit brain dead scenarios as if they r actually going to, or have already happened, totally astonishing

Gareth Bale today turned down the bright lights of The Bernabau, saying he's always wanted to play against VFMD Zalgaris, FK Rudar Pijevija, CS Pandurii Targu Jiu, and staying with Spurs is the only way he might be able to achieve this, now or in the future.

However, "The Mirror meanwhile, claims Levy is considering a world-record fee plus Luka Modric in a part-exchange deal. Modric was a shining light in his last stint at White Hart Lane and, after struggling to regain that form at the Bernabeu, may be allowed to leave in order for Real to land their intended target".

To be fair ups it just confirms that The Mirror doesn't have a clue

THe amazing thing 4 me alfie is that people than choose to go on and discuss the given absolute bullshit brain dead scenarios as if they r actually going to, or have already happened, totally astonishing

You mean those two paragraphs might not be true??? Well tickle me tits til Christmas, you just can't be sure of anything anymore.

If Tottenham sell Gareth Bale they will also be selling their heart, their soul.. and a golden future31 Jul 2013 07:30

But if they keep him, and prosper BECAUSE they keep him, maybe other wonderful players will want to join him at Spurs, writes Oliver Holttake

Mirror article so not worth referencing

Quite odd that the Spurs boys were moaning about Bale rumour on their thread, so started this one, then they all come on here!!!

Quite odd that the Spurs boys were moaning about Bale rumour on their thread, so started this one, then they all come on here!!!

So typical of them,in their hearts they know the score,but play it down,it's hurting them badly and only once the contract has been signed will they share their disappointment.