What would you like poeple to say at your funeral speech. I know what mine will say.

" Martin was a fantastic, caring wonderful, generous human being. ...................................well he started the bullshit"

What people will say about me at my funeral . . . "He smoked too much."

At my funeral.

They will be saying daleyboy who? I am only here fro the free food afterwards

Already know what will be on my tombstone !

Chonabot - laughed a lot

"Is he really dead? - Thank F*** for that"

What will people say about me when I hand in my soup plate?

How about...

"I wish I spent more time in the office"

He always got the last word (and I don't mean on the Last Word thread)!

Well he had a darn good innings.......Do you know that 10 years ago when he was 99 he went off to that place....you know where them fellas go to....that Pattaya place

He was slim

The truth and nothing but the truth. I will see if the truth hurts even when you're dead.

I plan on going up in smoke at a local Thai Wat. The seven day funeral might be enough time for folks to lavish their eulogies on me.

I haven't thought of one for myself yet, too young! But I came up with one for a very good friend of mine once:

"Loved by many, hated by most"

which went down well in the pub at the time. He has since forgiven me!

Who??

Him, the friend not the almighty.

"We all laughed at him when he said he could fly his homemade rocketship, and we were wrong. He laughed at us when we said he couldn't land it safely...... now we're even"

No, that was my Obituary.

I wasn't asking about your friend Pc.

She was such a beautiful dancer....and then go on with the compliments...

Kerry you have stolen my grief stone...

At my funeral.

They will be saying daleyboy who? I am only here fro the free food afterwards

Ditto for me,

Also they won't be seeing a head, having it removed to be frozen, just to mess with the future blood line if technologogy can plug me back on another body/machine up the road, and generally just to creep everybody out at the service .. :D

" making us come as tarts and vicars to his funeral wasn't good... but the strippers were ! "

totster

Just thought of one for Yorky;

' Well he's used to that position by now'

Just thought of one for Yorky;

' Well he's used to that position by now'

totster

Just thought of one for Yorky;

' Well he's used to that position by now'

You mean he's not a missionary?

At my funeral.

They will be saying daleyboy who? I am only here fro the free food afterwards

Ditto for me,

Also they won't be seeing a head, having it removed to be frozen, just to mess with the future blood line if technologogy can plug me back on another body/machine up the road, and generally just to creep everybody out at the service .. :D

It will be the same for Daleyboy. That's the only way thay'll fit him in the coffin.

Obituary:

Thank god that old bat is dead

I am the terror of the neighborhood juvenile delinquents

Obituary:

Thank god that old bat is dead

I am the terror of the neighborhood juvenile delinquents

Not a problem, sbk. Just as long as you don't start terrorizing Bedlam's juvenile delinquents. If you do, at least we'll know what to call you.

I am the terror of the neighborhood juvenile delinquents

Not a problem, sbk. Just as long as you don't start terrorizing Bedlam's juvenile delinquents.

I don't need any more mods out to get me!

I am the terror of the neighborhood juvenile delinquents

Not a problem, sbk. Just as long as you don't start terrorizing Bedlam's juvenile delinquents.

I don't need any more mods out to get me!

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