Didn't know I was out to get anyone at all?

Anyway, back to obits. Nice morbid thought here. Something I think only farang could discuss.

Tried to talk to the husband about making a will etc and he asked me "Why? Do you think I am going to die soon?"

"He knew ALOT about ALOT! But he didn't know when to shut up!"

"He knew ALOT about ALOT! But he didn't know when to shut up!"

How about, "He thought that he knew ALOT about ALOT, but he didn't even know that there is no such word as ALOT. "

"He knew ALOT about ALOT! But he didn't know when to shut up!"

How about, "He thought that he knew ALOT about ALOT, but he didn't even know that there is no such word as ALOT. "

Well, he sure must know ALOT (sic) since he keeps his 'little woman' working!

give me a day ... I'll have "alot" listed in the Urban Dictionary

But I shoulda known that UselesslyG and BoonMe were both Pedants about spelling ..... you guys teach English?

While we are on a down note, you can produce your own suicide note here.

http://www.porkjerky.com/suicide.htm

This one is mine

Dear "World";

Pursuant to an online suicide petition I electronically signed prior to this election, I must kill myself. Unfortunately, my views lost at the ballot box.

With a clearer mind, I see my beliefs weren't exactly worth dying for, or even moving to Canada over. Actually, the goals and ideals I have for a society can still be achieved even though the election didn't go how I wanted it to. Nevertheless, I did affix my e-signature to that e-suicide petition and made my life conditional on the outcome of this election.

Maybe a death ultimatum wasn't the best way to convince the electorate that my choices were the most environmentally sound, economically prudent and altruistically just. Or maybe those cocksucker voters just wanted to see if I really would do it.

Obviously, In hindsight, a status quo TV ad calling someone a communist heroin addict who drives pre-teens across state lines to get abortions would have swayed more votes. In any case, I knew what I was doing when I briefly scrolled the Terms and Conditions box, checked 'Accept', clicked on 'Submit' and digitally added "daleyboy" to that suicide database. I had visions of grandeur. I still remember the picture of that Vietnamese monk on fire and thinking 'How ######ing cool is that?' But I guess protesting the illegal invasion of your country, protecting a thousand year old culture and trying to prevent the slaughter of your fellow citizens, is probably a more noble cause to die for than anything that will ever find its way onto a ballot.

If only I had realized that prior to Tuesday,

daleyboy

P.S. Tell everyone I'm not psychotic.

Didn't know I was out to get anyone at all?

Joking, sbk, joking. You know our penchant for playing on words and twisting meanings around.

On my headstone...

Buddhist lays here

DO NOT BLOCK THE EXIT

While we are on a down note, you can produce your own suicide note here.

http://www.porkjerky.com/suicide.htm

This one is mine

Dear "World";

Pursuant to an online suicide petition I electronically signed prior to this election, I must kill myself. Unfortunately, my views lost at the ballot box.

With a clearer mind, I see my beliefs weren't exactly worth dying for, or even moving to Canada over. Actually, the goals and ideals I have for a society can still be achieved even though the election didn't go how I wanted it to. Nevertheless, I did affix my e-signature to that e-suicide petition and made my life conditional on the outcome of this election.

Maybe a death ultimatum wasn't the best way to convince the electorate that my choices were the most environmentally sound, economically prudent and altruistically just. Or maybe those cocksucker voters just wanted to see if I really would do it.

Obviously, In hindsight, a status quo TV ad calling someone a communist heroin addict who drives pre-teens across state lines to get abortions would have swayed more votes. In any case, I knew what I was doing when I briefly scrolled the Terms and Conditions box, checked 'Accept', clicked on 'Submit' and digitally added "daleyboy" to that suicide database. I had visions of grandeur. I still remember the picture of that Vietnamese monk on fire and thinking 'How ######ing cool is that?' But I guess protesting the illegal invasion of your country, protecting a thousand year old culture and trying to prevent the slaughter of your fellow citizens, is probably a more noble cause to die for than anything that will ever find its way onto a ballot.

If only I had realized that prior to Tuesday,

daleyboy

P.S. Tell everyone I'm not psychotic.

Hope Lukamar doesn't see this post now that he's got 500

"He knew ALOT about ALOT! But he didn't know when to shut up!"

I Kan Seconded that one

Here lies Khall who did not arrive safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather skidded in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

(Just like my Granny!!)