What's better that Roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ, of course.....

Did any of the policemen not ask the Japanese if the Thai man is circumcised?

Thai man shows his penis to foreign tourists

...all four cm of it,,,

Oui, leave me out of this.

The evidence is usually placed neatly on the table in these arrest photos. But not in this case.

A lady once, very cruelly, informed me that i had a small organ. I pointed out that it was a bit nervous as it had never played in a cathedral before.

I think it was in the HARD ®*OCK CAFE.

Sounds like rubbish to me. Based on the Japanese porno movies I've seen, all the girls like stuff like that. The guys always end up getting laid in those situations.

To protect his privacy (since his face was pixelated) I think a better headline to this thread / headline would be below.

Asian man shows his penis to foreign tourists at an internet café in Chiang Mai

We wouldn't want foreigners to get the wrong idea about Thailand.

And you needed to open a new ID just for that?

A quick look at my profile page would reveal the following:

androidThai

Member Since 2012-07-29

So I must confess you caught me. I opened a new ID 1 year ago waiting for the chance to post that.

This thread is pointless without a photo of the Japanese tourist!

I'm wondering if he used a magnifying glass for presentation ...or maybe she had on her super-strong reading glasses?

This is more of a philosophical issue: "If a man shows his penis but no one can see it, then there is nothing to see and there is no crime..."

That was seriously FUNNY Maxman !!! You deserve plenty of" likes" from us less funny people with our smart ass remarks!!

Hmmm maybe he should have been arrested for " assault with a dead weapon".

Those of you who are replying regarding the penis size of the assailant, I have to inform you that Korea weighs in with the worlds smallest penis size averaging 3.7"-3.8" (9.66cm) depending on the study.

Coming in a close second, India (tied with Cambodia and Thailand). I say India first because they have a billion more people than the other countries, therefore statistically should rank smaller.

Ladies, we picked the wrong country. I'm heading to the Congo.

PS - almost forgot, here is a nice visual reference to a statistics of penis size study http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073 it's quite pretty