Recently, just before departure on an o/s trip, she says 'do they have any fruit there'

And during ramadan and the earlier it seemed than usual wake up call that went on for an unusually longer period....we found the best thing to do during the call to prayer at 4am was to shag.

After 1 episode she says...'sorry it took so long, the music sucked'

Anyone else ?

'can i drink the water from the tap' ??

It looks like fun to shuffle the snow, ten minutes later - when will the snow melt ? In four months - why it's sunny today.

can you eat the yellow snow?

I want long thing wit cleam.

She was talking about a creamed donut.

Wow, the moon is the same but the sun isnt !

Why is the water running away every day? (Tide)

On a day trip to London, "Where are all the white people?"

sawassdee ka

I know my rights

"why are people always yelling"

"where are the motor bikes"

"people here walk a lot"

Why people so fat here?

why do all the farang women hate me?

Why all farang walk so fast?

I want half

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"ey up".

Gazing up at the Moon, we have same same in Thailand!

What do Thai girls say when abroad, you ask?

The ones I've met in Canada asked me if wanted soup with my stir fried rice. The only difference was it cost $11.95 and not 40 baht.

I want half

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"I want half" ?

Not quite! after being trained up by those who have been in the Country a few years it's: "You have to give me half"

On a day trip to London, "Where are all the white people?"

Quality post.

Well done

On a two week motorcycle trip through California, Utah, Navada and Colorado my TGF would ask for Tom Yum Goon and Kow Pow at each restuarant we stopped. She was shocked each time they told her that was not on the menu.

Next thread: things Barangs say whilst in Thailand......

You gotta go to the mosque & ask them the change the music. Tell them why.

Post back, wilya? ;-)

Slightly off topic, but a good mate of mine married a Thai girl, when she eventually got her settlement visa he came out for a couple of weeks before taking her back with him to Liverpool. On the day before they left he sent her down to Carrefour to buy some food items which she might need in the UK. She came back with a carrier bag full,------ of carrots! True story. Oh how we laughed! She has been there for seven years now, and it still gets mentioned. Although she does get a bit ratty now when it is. Wearing a bit thin i reckon.

i heard one talking to her friend on the mobile explaining the side walk was,nt all broken, started taking pics and sending

I answered a question of my wife with: "Sure as hell, baby."

Whereof she replied: " Me no hell-baby!."

On a flight from Amsterdam to BKK I got talking to this Thai girl about 28 or so who I noted earlier waving a tearful good bye to her boyfriend at the airport. She had spent the past two weeks meeting his family and making arrangements for their spring wedding and was returning to the family farm in Udon Thani. I asked her why was she crying? Because she missed her boyfriend? No she said. He very mean. Why is that I said? He take me to small boring island for holiday. He wants to have the wedding there. it's very old an have no cars or motorbikes and water everywhere. Just have old people boats and buildings! You have probably guessed it ... VENICE!

Two things; Why are all the trees dead (it was December) and Oh, you can buy Johnnie Walker in Scotland.

Some of the posts here reflect more sadly on the boyfriends/husbands than on the Thai girls. Just saying

First day in America at the airport.............

Oh no, why so many big bodies,why so many girl have big bottom.LOL So true.

Why so many white cars (before they became popular here)?