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Hey'll catch up Boon Mee, don't worry. :D

I don't think I will, couldn't you just spell it out for me? Maybe in a PM?

I'm sure BM is either The Gent or Stroller.

Stroll is Stroller dude. Stroll was an old member here there and everywhere on the Thailand net forums, and I think banned from most of them. He had a brief stint as a moderator on AE as well which ended up pretty disasterous and he ended getting banned from there too. I've always found him a nice guy really, but a moderator job was never the best idea for him :o

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For all who have been wondering about my role on TD.

I went there as Sobek (thinly disguised - Sobek is an ancient egyption crocodile god) and with a lot of anger and intent against the likes of DD, Poolcleaner, Marmite and a couple of others who led the paedo charge and theft of members photos from TV. The main players there didn't bite as I had hoped . DD rarely replied to my posts, Poolcleaner never (turned out it coincided with his demise there after falling out with DD) Only some of the more intellectually challenged rose to the bait. (chaingmainoon, hillbilly, franciscofrank to name a few)

Certainly, I have maintained a different personality there. My schizo side :D

Sir Burr - I have noted on TV that since your holiday in Australia you have never resisted a chance to denigrate the country and people. Read through your posts since then! When you kept up the theme on TD the bad side of me kicked in! :D Those who have jousted with me on our Sports forum know I will always bite in the Pom/Oz battles. The words glass houses applies here SirBurr, but I hold no malice towards you. :D

BKKMaddness - Agree I have had no problems with you here, my only difficulties with your there is your delicate fence sitting arrangements, you don't always pull it off. Also I believe you to be the one who told your good friend IM about The Underground. Correct me if I'm wrong. However it is all only a game, as someone I consider fairly intelligent I would have no problems having a beer with you in real life :D

On TD;

Boon Mee is The Gent there

The Gent here is thegent there. (he has already called me the hoi poloi :o:D )

Stroller was Stroll here and also dabbled as Pro pattaya (?) a US car dealer.

Fon Tok, Flash and Ifartinyourface are all well known here.

Those who know me, are aware Friday is my big day out on the piss. When I get home and jump on the PC (idiotically)I am only just clever enough to try and vent mainly on TD rather than TV. I don't post with malice (except to the ones mentioned at the top of this post), it's all just a game and if any here have taken great exception I apologise.

Don't know mate. Everytime I thought I knew it turned out to be wrong.

You?

he is a ###### thats a fact and is trying to bully poor old pol pot but I reckon the pot will win

Sir Burr - I have noted on TV that since your holiday in Australia you have never resisted a chance to denigrate the country and people. Read through your posts since then! When you kept up the theme on TD the bad side of me kicked in! :D Those who have jousted with me on our Sports forum know I will always bite in the Pom/Oz battles. The words glass houses applies here SirBurr, but I hold no malice towards you. :o

Sorry, I don't remember any posts denigrating Australia. Please post one. Maybe you are confusing me with somebody else, as I have never, ever been to Australia on holiday.

Have noticed a few of your posts on TD rubbishing the UK, but, this is to be expected between Aussies and Poms. They always do that to each other and mostly it is light-hearted, and that's the spirit I have always taken it.

If I did make a post denigrating Australia, it was also in the spirit of joshing.

No apologies from me. Get over it.

Sir Burr - I have noted on TV that since your holiday in Australia you have never resisted a chance to denigrate the country and people. Read through your posts since then! When you kept up the theme on TD the bad side of me kicked in! :D

I should say for my part that in all seriousness I asked that question about the Abos and Aussies, its something I wanted to know more about and I figured Aussies the best people to hear it from. It wasn't meant as a snipe at the country or people or anything hence I was a bit pissed off you mistook my post with its good intentions as a snipe and called me a retard for it. A misunderstanding I suppose. :D

BKKMaddness - Agree I have had no problems with you here, my only difficulties with your there is your delicate fence sitting arrangements, you don't always pull it off.

I dont know if I'm so much as a fence sitter, more someone who has no real loyalty to either forum though I do enjoy the hassles and troubles and lengths some people get involved with them, whether it be threatening violence over the net, 20000 baht rewards for names and addresses or people that spend all their time making up new nicks to troll with. Its all seems a little ######ed up to me, but quite entertaining. Gotta admit, my mood does swing between interest and boredom for them and the hassles within them, but in general I find it all just a laugh. I don't need to delicately fence sit, I say what I feel at the time, people can like it or not.

Also I believe you to be the one who told your good friend IM about The Underground. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Ooh, you really jogged my memory there, I'm sure I did once to be honest! It would've been quite a while back though when the underground first come about. My apologies chaps, at the time I didn't realise it was supposed to be so secret apart from to other members here that are not part of the underground. As a person I chat to on the msn I just mentioned it as you do when chatting, I suppose it'll be behind the chemical sheds for me, shoot the spy and send the bill for the bullet to me Mum. :o

However it is all only a game, as someone I consider fairly intelligent I would have no problems having a beer with you in real life :D

Oh yeah, I should have said no problem with me either. The forum life and real life are a different kettle of fish in my opinion. I don't think I could ever judge someone solely on their forum character unless I'd met them in real life. :o

bkk on the issue of abos, it's not just us

When she first arrived my missus can't understand how they (black people and stinky her words)sit around the parks on the outskirts of Adelaide city proper drinking piss and not working.

where do they get the money from, government I explained

how they sit and do nothing

why gov give money for doing nothing.

Her fist job was in the central market where on her way to the tram she was regularly abused by the indigenous people for being a chink and for not having money or cigarettes.

The intimidation the were doing towards tourists and everyone became so bad that the council declared a dry zone in the city, the doo gooders saw this as being racist, and tried to fight it even though most of adelaides beach areas are dry, beaches are not frequented by abos so wasn't an issue.

she doesnt like abos at all because of the real life intimidation recieved, so do you get the picture or she could be a rascist

bkk on the issue of abos, it's not just us

Yep, I do understand where there is a problem in society like it this its not always a one sided pic. I'm not having a pop at Aussies for being racist here I just heard a little bit about this situation and wanted to find out more about it.

she doesnt like abos at all because of the real life intimidation recieved, so do you get the picture

The picture is always getting clearer when I get more info Bronco. Is it true that the Aborigines were not allowed to vote until recently (1960s/1970s)? If true, is this something you explained to the wife? Where do you think the whole problem first stemmed from?

Also, how segreagrated are they from the average white man in Australia? I heard they don't work at all? Do aborigines date with white aussies at all or is that totally taboo over there?

bkk on the issue of abos, it's not just us

Yep, I do understand where there is a problem in society like it this its not always a one sided pic. I'm not having a pop at Aussies for being racist here I just heard a little bit about this situation and wanted to find out more about it.

she doesnt like abos at all because of the real life intimidation recieved, so do you get the picture

The picture is always getting clearer when I get more info Bronco. Is it true that the Aborigines were not allowed to vote until recently (1960s/1970s)? If true, is this something you explained to the wife? Where do you think the whole problem first stemmed from?

Also, how segreagrated are they from the average white man in Australia? I heard they don't work at all? Do aborigines date with white aussies at all or is that totally taboo over there?

to try and explain compulsury voting

it was in the 60's and it was also due to an outdated constitution which didn't recognise aboriginees as australians

I think I'll have to add Australia to my 'places to visit' list. As I said over on TD, I never really thought about it much before but that book was quite an eye opening to the more interesting aspects of the place. Not sure I'm buzzing about the idea of crocodiles on the beach and along the shoreline though, but I suppose its only in certain places right? :o

when you do email me first, i can get rid of the crocodiles first (will eat them), sharks will leave (will eat them), no snakes (will eat them too) will squash any spiders, apart from that will see you at airport.

Sir Burr - I have noted on TV that since your holiday in Australia you have never resisted a chance to denigrate the country and people. Read through your posts since then! When you kept up the theme on TD the bad side of me kicked in! :D Those who have jousted with me on our Sports forum know I will always bite in the Pom/Oz battles. The words glass houses applies here SirBurr, but I hold no malice towards you. :o

Sorry, I don't remember any posts denigrating Australia. Please post one. Maybe you are confusing me with somebody else, as I have never, ever been to Australia on holiday.

Have noticed a few of your posts on TD rubbishing the UK, but, this is to be expected between Aussies and Poms. They always do that to each other and mostly it is light-hearted, and that's the spirit I have always taken it.

If I did make a post denigrating Australia, it was also in the spirit of joshing.

No apologies from me. Get over it.

My presumption that you had traveled to Australia in February came from your several posts to Khall about bringing her back some Cherry Ripes. You obviously bought them elsewhere. I was wrong.

I have attached a couple of your joking posts about Australia. This is where my impressions about denigrating A/a came from.

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?s=...ndpost&p=628389

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?s=...ndpost&p=628318

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?s=...ndpost&p=632918

What do you get when you cross an Australian with a gorilla?

A stupid gorilla.

What do you call an Australian with an IQ of 180?

A village.

I don't want to interrupt the love fest but I need to get my post count up.

All 3 of those links were crap jokes off the internet. I guess it helps to have a sense of humour.

Out of curiosity, Old Croc are you the one called "The Absent Member for Thailand" ? :o

What do you get when you cross an Australian with a gorilla?

A stupid gorilla.

What do you call an Australian with an IQ of 180?

A village.

I don't want to interrupt the love fest but I need to get my post count up.

All 3 of those links were crap jokes off the internet. I guess it helps to have a sense of humour.

Out of curiosity, Old Croc are you the one called "The Absent Member for Thailand" ? :o

No, why would you think that?

I know who it is, he posted quite recently about events when the circus came to his town. :D

Old Croc,

I got the Cherry Ripes in Australia, but I was working offshore.

The first link was Things I Love and Hate about Australia (which I still stand by). You conveniently didn't mention the bit about things I love in Australia.

The second two links are two jokes that are as old as the hills.

You want me to give you some anti British jokes (also old as the hills).

Where's the best place to hide something from an Englishman?

Under the soap.

What can't you buy second-hand in England?

A bath-tub.

You really need to get a sense of humour.

You think that these posts consist of "putting Australia down at every opportunity"?

I think you've just made a fool of yourself.

You also need to learn how to laugh at yourself.

Sheeeesh!

Old Croc,

I got the Cherry Ripes in Australia, but I was working offshore.

The first link was Things I Love and Hate about Australia (which I still stand by). You conveniently didn't mention the bit about things I love in Australia.

The second two links are two jokes that are as old as the hills.

You want me to give you some anti British jokes (also old as the hills).

Where's the best place to hide something from an Englishman?

Under the soap.

What can't you buy second-hand in England?

A bath-tub.

You really need to get a sense of humour.

You think that these posts consist of "putting Australia down at every opportunity"?

I think you've just made a fool of yourself.

You also need to learn how to laugh at yourself.

Sheeeesh!

So, you did go to Australia, but it wasn't on holiday. OK :o

When I went looking for, and quoted your anti Oz threads, I did discover they were jokular (?) and mentioned that in my rejoinder. When i said i was wrong about you going to Australia I am a little disappointed you chose to let that misrepresentation slide by.

I don't feel I have made a fool of myself, I'll let others decide.

All the above aside, in my very first post on TV I asked for advice about living in Phuket. You answered positively and I still appreciate it. If I can make that move possible at some time in the future I may meet you sociably and I would look forward to it. I do normally like your posts.i

So we are all happy now ?

So, you did go to Australia, but it wasn't on holiday. OK :o

When I went looking for, and quoted your anti Oz threads, I did discover they were jokular (?) and mentioned that in my rejoinder. When i said i was wrong about you going to Australia I am a little disappointed you chose to let that misrepresentation slide by.

You kept on insisting that I went on holiday to Australia. You were so sure about it, that I figured it was a case of mistaken identity.

If I was truly guilty of what you accused me of, then I might have a reason to misrepresent, but, as I am innocent of all charges, what possible motive could I have to a misrepresentation?

Maybe you should think before you post and get your facts straight before casting accusations?

What the ###### is going on over at <URL Automatically Removed>. See this link. :o

http://<URL Automatically Removed>/the-captains-lounge/35...orum-at-tv.html

Can't we get rid of DirtyDog from the Underground, somehow? He's now posting pictures he claims, came from in here and saying:-

Oh well, I feel sure that they must have let you into bedlam Stroller, they are all pretty much the same, although they do have some nice naughty pics in the underground, one of the mods there posted some pics of a webcam set up above what I assume is a shops changing room, ###### those gals were nice, wonder if they know they are all over the web, have to have a look for them and maybe post them here

I haven't seen them in here, has anyone else?

So, you did go to Australia, but it wasn't on holiday. OK :o

When I went looking for, and quoted your anti Oz threads, I did discover they were jokular (?) and mentioned that in my rejoinder. When i said i was wrong about you going to Australia I am a little disappointed you chose to let that misrepresentation slide by.

You kept on insisting that I went on holiday to Australia. You were so sure about it, that I figured it was a case of mistaken identity.

If I was truly guilty of what you accused me of, then I might have a reason to misrepresent, but, as I am innocent of all charges, what possible motive could I have to a misrepresentation?

Maybe you should think before you post and get your facts straight before casting accusations?

Can i simply ask if you have ever been to Australia for any reason?

What the ###### is going on over at <URL Automatically Removed>. See this link. :o

http://<URL Automatically Removed>/the-captains-lounge/35...orum-at-tv.html

Can't we get rid of DirtyDog from the Underground, somehow? He's now posting pictures he claims, came from in here and saying:-

Oh well, I feel sure that they must have let you into bedlam Stroller, they are all pretty much the same, although they do have some nice naughty pics in the underground, one of the mods there posted some pics of a webcam set up above what I assume is a shops changing room, ###### those gals were nice, wonder if they know they are all over the web, have to have a look for them and maybe post them here

I haven't seen them in here, has anyone else?

Yes. Jai dee posted them here early on.

Can i simply ask if you have ever been to Australia for any reason?

Sure.

Many times, but I've always worked offshore. Have never been to the east coast or south coast.

Places I go to are Darwin, Dampier, Port Hedland, Broome and Perth. Most of the time either joining or, leaving a ship.

Can i simply ask if you have ever been to Australia for any reason?

Sure.

Many times, but I've always worked offshore. Have never been to the east coast or south coast.

Places I go to are Darwin, Dampier, Port Hedland, Broome and Perth. Most of the time either joining or, leaving a ship.

They're all part of Australia. I've been to everyone of them many times. I've lived and worked in four of the towns you've named. I've helicoptered to the gas fields from Karratha. Why the word games?

Will you 2 (Sir Burr and Old Croc) ###### off and start another topic. Or PM each other. Just come back when youv'e kissed and made up :o:D

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Ahhh, now this thread isn't about stirring up hatred for certain mods at tv, this was split from the newbies section as it went totally off topic for the newbie, but it does goto show a you and them attitude, some are invited to join the elite of the underground and post porn and say things like she deserves a good rodgering up her bum, then there are the plebs, us normal plebians who aint allowed to do that cos we aint part of the elite, dont worry, tomorrow I shall post the members list so us normal plebs can pm them and beg to join the elite of the underground and post naughty pics and talk about gals that need a good rodgering up the bum

But I will have to move this to the members area before I post the members list

this is DD's latestest post on his Underground thread

I see they changed your name too Old Croc.... :o

redrus

So who is the anonymous member reading now? Is that you dopey dog?

I reckon you shouldnt be allowed to be anonymous in here. Come on Dog show yourself or are you too much of a pussy? :o

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