Jokes

[A. BOOZER]

Signs of the Times

On a Septic Tank Truck :

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

On a Septic Tank Truck sign:

"We're #1 in the #2 business."

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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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At a Proctologist's door

"To expedite your visit please back in."

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On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

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On a Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

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Pizza Shop Slogan:

"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

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At a Tyre Shop:

"Invite us to your next blowout."

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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:

"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

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At a Towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

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On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Nonsmoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and

take appropriate action."

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On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."

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At an Opticians's Office

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come

to the right place."

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On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."

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In a Chiropodist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

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On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

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At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car

payment."

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Outside an Exhaust centre:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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At the Electric Company:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be."

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In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get

fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station,

"Thank heaven for little grills."

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And don't forget the sign at a Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak

[tuky]

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

hehe LMFAO

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

hehe LMFAO

Poor buggers spend all day looking up old girlfriends, and it is always a hard day at the orifice Fannytastic

[Kan Win]

Notice in most Bars………

When the floor is full, please use the Ashtrays.