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Blaming penis size for male promiscuity? How would he explain black promiscuity rates? Large penis size? Luckily for me I have a big, nay huge, penis, it's true, a cheap skanky Thai hooker told me. She also confirmed my general level of handsomeness even though nobody ever mentioned it back home. Now I know the truth though!

In a sexual context, there is no such thing as a large or small penis, there is only the relationship between a penis and a vagina (or whatever!). Asian women tend to have smaller vaginas which means that, despite a vagina's natural elasticity, they are generally sexually compatible with a smaller range of penis sizes. Therefore, in spite of the psychological affects of seeing a large truncheon, I don't believe that Thai women generally have an issue with Asian penis sizes when it's time to get down and dirty; and nothing in that dubious and vague article lends any actual evidence to the contrary; which kind of casts doubt on the study's scientific credibility (or even it's existence)!

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Another thread designed to make Farangs feel better about themselves, guaranteed hits.

Started by an Admin, now there's a surprise.

This penis size thing is ridiculous, what good would a huge penis do in Asia, Asian women are in general smaller than European or African women, so why would an Asian man need a bigger penis ?

Western woman who seek out Thai men must do it for the scintillating conversation.

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For every male cheater, there is a female cheater. So, what does this say about Thai women?

Not so, my dear Watson!

So wot your saying ;;;;;Them is more pile drivers????;;;;;;;;

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Wow then at 6 inches I am considered a Monster

I much prefer the centimeter approach; strokes the ego better.
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As the old saying goes: "It takes two to tango."

If Thai men are doing all this cheating, who are they doing it with. Other willing (women) partners, be they working gals, gigs, or mia nois. How many of these 'willing partners' have boyfriends/husbands that they too are cheating on? Yeah, statistically there may be more available women than men, but most Thai gals that I have known over the years try to 'stack the deck' and secure the 'best' relationship they can, even if that means managing two or three relationships at a time.

So, not surprising, a Durex study a few years back showed that although Thai men are notorious cheaters, there were a higher percentage of Thai women doing the same thing (54% men to 59% women). I sent that to a number of friends and we had a good laugh. You're on your own to find the study, but it's out there. Google: Thais top the infidelity charts That should get you started.

So considering the amount of infidelity out there, you can start to grasp the causualness of sex in a society that on the surface is moralistic, but under the covers (and behind the shades) it's a loose, promiscious world.

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Oh, and the small penis hypothsis is bunk. Big, small, medium - Men are wired to spead their genetic code. Males are promiscious. That's just a fact of life. Personally, between consenting adults, I don't think it's anybodies business. But that's just me.

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A Thai girlfriend once told me that she didn't like Thai man because he small, she said I big but it hurt, she complained about the situation and asked me what she should do.. I said go fxxx yourself.

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For some reason I am reminded of Rule 11 ......

11) Do not post slurs, degrading or overly negative comments directed towards Thailand, specific locations, Thai institutions such as the judicial or law enforcement system, Thai culture, Thai people or any other group on the basis of race, nationality, religion, gender or sexual orientation.

Ahhhh, yes, but why is saying someone has a small penis a slur?

I know anyone who defends small penises is likely to be accused of having a small one himself, but I don't care what people think. I'll neither brag nor confess ;) .

The thing is, "It's not the boat, it's the motion of the ocean" has been mentioned, and I have been told by many women that this is true.

Women have also told me length is not the issue, but girth.

Also as mentioned, heart is ultimate, not penis size.

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oh, sorry - didnt know

ok, well someone was asking about what does that make thai women if the men are the biggest cheaters, so here is a non bangkok post link to similar article

http://www.fidelitycheckonline.com/are-thai-women-the-worlds-worst-cheaters

I'm highly skeptical, incredulous even, that any Thai woman would admit to infidelity......therefore, I conclude the survey a croc.

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Oh the girl at the bar says you are big wow.. It must be massive.

Sent from my c64

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***********Size is not a BIG deal....and also most Thai women's ********** are SMALL......Too BIG******* can be a problem for too SMALL***** ....But....too BIG also can be very good for a too BIG FARANG EGO. Anyway...Thai men win over most farang men...They have a better TONGE skills...They speak Thai! Not everything is about ********* making love.

I'm just thankful to be a farang without a "tonge"...............whatever that is!

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How come it's never women that say size doesn't matter. It sure does to the BGs I hang with.

Wow! This should inspire some real big feedback. 555 1, 2, 3, go!

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A Thai girlfriend once told me that she didn't like Thai man because he small, she said I big but it hurt, she complained about the situation and asked me what she should do.. I said go fxxx yourself.

translation: you pay more

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Haha size matters to a BG. I think they are concerned with just the Tip not the whole thing.

Sent from my c64

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From Ladies I know size dose count given a choice between 4 inches and 7 inches they go for the 7 everytime. So thats why all Thai women are so tight.

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I guess my 9 inch nail makes me hung like a horse in Thailand. I once measured from the very base which is just back of the testicles ( check it out when you are aroused) to the tip of my penis 13 inches. This boasting I trust will compensate for my low self esteem.

Now i know why so many Thai women hit on me. I also understand why my Thai wife gives my Thai Visa Forum " member" so much attention.

LITTLE WONDER some of the Thai men are so aggressive and obnoxious, have loud barking dogs, big oversized 1/2 T trucks and play really loud music till 2 in the morning.

If I had such a small penis perhaps i would drive crazy too - nothing to live for. Remember 4 " is the average size so some have penises much smaller. Ouch.

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I don't pay more. The girls LIKE to go with me. They have a good time and though "BGs never cum", They do.

Nobody has mentioned the Japanese and 3,3,3! 555

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The news story of Thai penis speaks to the quality of the Education system and says something about the Professor. He is likely trying to boast about his 5 inch penis.

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For every male cheater, there is a female cheater. So, what does this say about Thai women?

Not so, my dear Watson!

yes, all the male cheaters a boffing one female cheater, and the rest? well, they are giving it away or selling it

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oh, sorry - didnt know

ok, well someone was asking about what does that make thai women if the men are the biggest cheaters, so here is a non bangkok post link to similar article

http://www.fidelitycheckonline.com/are-thai-women-the-worlds-worst-cheaters

I'm highly skeptical, incredulous even, that any Thai woman would admit to infidelity......therefore, I conclude the survey a croc.

Thais are all reserved, and calm, and polite too -- well, until you get them inside the anomiomity of a Toyota Hilux with black-tinted windows, and then the Beast of Insatible Impatience and Reckless Abandon suddenly springs to life, hidden behind the wheel. Same thing with anonymous surveys.

I find that most Westerners who believe they understand how things work here really don't get out much and rub elbows with locals from all social strata. Thai society, as a whole, seems to have all the psychological traits of someone with a multiple personality disorder. Nothing surprises me. I've seen a lot. But with all of its idiosynchasies, Thailand is my home and the Thais are my neighbors. It's more interestng that back in the homeland.

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Why did the good doctor use "inches" and not the metric systeme?

Now that I think of it, when referring to a man's size, most people seem to use the "inch" systeme.

So 4 inches is 10 centimeters? I find that hard to blieve and am sure the average Thai man is bigger than this.

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There are members that look big when flaccid but get only slightly longer when erect, then there're members that look small or average when flaccid but get 2-3x bigger when erect.

It's no use doing comparison trying to peak at the other guy's tool while taking a leak in the public toilet - they can be a type one or a type 2... Unless those guys are also trying to choke the chicken :P

P.S. If someone wonders, I didn't do this research myself, only read about it.

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Long and thin too far in

Short and thick does the trick

I have a trick for making your dick 8 inches long

Fold it in half

I used to be eight inches long with one wrinkle

Now that I'm an old man I'm one inch long with eight wrinkles

I was having a quiet pee in a public convenience when a black guy came and stood next to me. He squinted down at my willy and was surprised that I had the initials WY tattooed on it

Yes, I explained, when I get an erection it lengthens to read my girlfriend's name, W end Y

That's amazing man, he said,

I've also got WY tattooed on my penis

When I get an erection it says W elcome to beautiful Thailand have a nice da Y

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***********Size is not a BIG deal....and also most Thai women's ********** are SMALL......Too BIG******* can be a problem for too SMALL***** ....But....too BIG also can be very good for a too BIG FARANG EGO. Anyway...Thai men win over most farang men...They have a better TONGE skills...They speak Thai! Not everything is about ********* making love.

Well, according to most of my Thai women friends, Thai men very rarely use their tongues for any of the important work. They get right to the action, and rarely engage in foreplay. Is this correct? Does anyone have direct experience with this? Any women on this forum who have Thai male lovers?

Spent a few years doing the Ab Noout (massage parlour) scene, middle class Thai brothels. The ones with the huge glass window and the red carpeted steps where the girls sit with their numbers, waiting to be called. They are absolutely everywhere in Bangkok so that answers the question about Thai guys and fidelity. It was nice for me because the Thai guys liked them tall and fair skinned, whereas I am definitely into dark and slim. Anyway, I talked to many of the girls about this and it is true, Thai guys (generally) go right to the finish line. This was also evident in the girls I chose and their behaviour. Many had never been with a foreigner and as soon as we get into the room,she's off the starting blocks and going for it! I explained a few things about western guys and always got a raised eyebrow when I mentioned that, for us, the girl must enjoy it too!!!! thumbsup.gif

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Long and thin too far in

Short and thick does the trick

I have a trick for making your dick 8 inches long

Fold it in half

I used to be eight inches long with one wrinkle

Now that I'm an old man I'm one inch long with eight wrinkles

I was having a quiet pee in a public convenience when a black guy came and stood next to me. He squinted down at my willy and was surprised that I had the initials WY tattooed on it

Yes, I explained, when I get an erection it lengthens to read my girlfriend's name, W end Y

That's amazing man, he said,

I've also got WY tattooed on my penis

When I get an erection it says W elcome to beautiful Thailand have a nice da Y

Guy standing at the urinal in the public toilets at Kings Cross train station........ suddenly a black guy comes running in, stands next to our Pom and flops out this monster, "Wooa Just made it!!" as the gush begins ......

The English guy looks down "Can you make one like that for me too"?

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