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Tip, excellent funny pics... Like the blonde jokes especially. LOL!

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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.

Q.Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it's worth it.

Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

A. About three inches.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A. They don't have balls to scratch.

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England will win the World cup!!!

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Did that make you laugh? I know it made me laugh and laugh and laugh. No ######ing chance.

Kanwin...your Qs and As were great. Very funny and very clever. Thank you.

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England will win the World cup!!!

ssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Did that make you laugh? I know it made me laugh and laugh and laugh. No ######ing chance.

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Still trying to figure out why this thread is here. There is a very popular forum for these things already set up.

Are you people that desparate for new threads to add replies too ? :D

Yep! :o:D

Too often we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures.

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and slap the c@nt. :o

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Husband comes home and says to his wife "let's be kinky tonight.I want to cum in your ear"

Wife says "you can't do that , I might go deaf "

Husband says "I've been cumming in your mouth for 20 years and you've never f@cking shut up yet" :D

see ya all in a couple of weeks,I feel a holiday coming on :D

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