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Yeeaaahhhh, someone ring the ratbell ?, yeaaahhh Roland is here Ratfans !

 

Ok, Mr.ND that is not a picture of me at slumber, thats is my nephew, why do you have a picture of such a youngster in his bedroom ?

Highly suspicious !

 

If you note the youngster has not attained true colour as yet and I am mature dark grey as can be observed from the avatar.

 

I am not am-"bi-" or dickstrous I am quadstrous, I can use any of my four limbs with equal efficiency.

 

If you would like me to demonstrate how efficient, I can pop around when next you sleep, as we like the small hours, and let you know the effect of a real "clawed warrior" around your genitals ....yeeaaahhhhh

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If he's taken out Mrs Rat, I reckon he's in big shit. Roland won't be happy.

Roland is always in the shit, it's only the depth that varies.

Looks like the legendary Roland Rat is out and about, yeaaaaah!
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a decade ago, nearly lost the right arm from a road accident ( lucky I found it again wai.gif  ) , but in the meantime while in long term recovery and therapy, I tried many things left handed, including snooker, darts, even ten pin bowling, and accuracy on all counts was for the better.

So I have wondered for some time now - what if??? I had been converted young?

 

I did find one interesting thing - that I can write left handed, (if) I write like in a mirror, right to left. I think it must be my latter life protest at being changed over!

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Yeeaaahhhh, someone ring the ratbell ?, yeaaahhh Roland is here Ratfans !
 
Ok, Mr.ND that is not a picture of me at slumber, thats is my nephew, why do you have a picture of such a youngster in his bedroom ?
Highly suspicious !
 
If you note the youngster has not attained true colour as yet and I am mature dark grey as can be observed from the avatar.
 
I am not am-"bi-" or dickstrous I am quadstrous, I can use any of my four limbs with equal efficiency.
 
If you would like me to demonstrate how efficient, I can pop around when next you sleep, as we like the small hours, and let you know the effect of a real "clawed warrior" around your genitals ....yeeaaahhhhh


LOL @ Roland Rat.

I think I will pass on the clawed warrior offer around my genitals, although I understand why you want to get into my pants.....ur only human, I mean, ur only mammal. ;)
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Mrs T is left handed

My wife also is left handed.
She was telling me, that her father tried to change her to right hand when she was young.
 So now, she can write with both hands.
But she always feels comfortable using the left one.
Lucky for the FIL Costas, his efforts saved you having to buy both a right handed and left handed version of the TGAU. He saved you money wink.png

Costas would be ambidextrous for all the milking of mammals that he does.

 

No more milking.

From now on I will be a serious boy.

Noticed the change of the avatar?

Threw all my TGAU equipment out, cleared the house from milking buckets.

Only kept  a gerbil......in case of emergency, or if Richard Gere comes to visit me.

Speaking about avatars.......how long do you think will take for Charlie to find a good one for him.

Shall I open a poll asking the members?

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Sounds like a good idea Costas, I like the look of that potential thread.

However, I very much doubt you will be able to keep your milking urges under wraps.
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^ You've given up milking? What about Badgers?

A what about if Roland Rat offers himself up to have his main noodle milked, woops I mean nipple milked?
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^ You've given up milking? What about Badgers?

A what about if Roland Rat offers himself up to have his main noodle milked, woops I mean nipple milked?


ND my guess that he has milked all of the Badgers out,many other mammal is a potential target
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^ You've given up milking? What about Badgers?

A what about if Roland Rat offers himself up to have his main noodle milked, woops I mean nipple milked?

ND my guess that he has milked all of the Badgers out,many other mammal is a potential target

Well no doubt Roland will jump at that.

I've heard a rumour that he likes to be milked. A Greek milking will be something even more exciting for him.

Costas must be joking, I didn't hear about him going into rehab for milking addiction.
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^ You've given up milking? What about Badgers?

A what about if Roland Rat offers himself up to have his main noodle milked, woops I mean nipple milked?

All Greek badgers are dead.

I know it's a Greek tragedy, but as you mentioned we still have Mr Rat.

Where is he?

Is he flying with India Air at the moment.

Don't want to speculate, cos Charlie will be up, telling me I'm out of date and place.

And why Mr Toad is still here?

Asked him to go back to the USA.

Ooooooooooooh..............the loss of face, I suffered........................

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^ You've given up milking? What about Badgers?

A what about if Roland Rat offers himself up to have his main noodle milked, woops I mean nipple milked?

All Greek badgers are dead.
I know it's a Greek tragedy, but as you mentioned we still have Mr Rat.
Where is he?
Is he flying with India Air at the moment.
Don't want to speculate, cos Charlie will be up, telling me I'm out of date and place.
And why Mr Toad is still here?
Asked him to go back to the USA.
Ooooooooooooh..............the loss of face, I suffered........................

COSTAS, #1 TVF Milker. Specialist in Greek badgers and small furry rodents.
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^ You've given up milking? What about Badgers?

A what about if Roland Rat offers himself up to have his main noodle milked, woops I mean nipple milked?


ND my guess that he has milked all of the Badgers out,many other mammal is a potential target

 

 

Is a toad a mammal?

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Can we please resume topic ? it seems this is wandering a little too much gentleman, I feel the Pub beckoning for this topic !

 

 

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might be - 

 

a toad is a sort of frog

 

a frog is sort of French

 

French is sort of farang

 

Farang is sort of mammal

 

 

EDIT - ah ok charlie - we sort of Left the path a little bit

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^ You've given up milking? What about Badgers?

A what about if Roland Rat offers himself up to have his main noodle milked, woops I mean nipple milked?

ND my guess that he has milked all of the Badgers out,many other mammal is a potential target
 
 
Is a toad a mammal?

Hopefully not!!!
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might be - 
 
a toad is a sort of frog
 
a frog is sort of French
 
French is sort of farang
 
Farang is sort of mammal


MrToad is very British, no cheese eating surrender monkeys here :-)
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Being primarily left handed - I notice many Thai are left handed... But since the opposite side the brain controls the other side - we lefties have a saying -- We are in our right mind...  555

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So ... is the correct term for a 'Lefty' is a 'South Paw'?

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As far as I know, it is a boxing term for lefties who's fighting stance is right foot forward. Funnily enough, I called my Thai friend  a southpaw just yesterday, when I realized he was left handed.

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Can we please resume topic ? it seems this is wandering a little too much gentleman, I feel the Pub beckoning for this topic !

Sorry.

Always Roland's fault!
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Can we please resume topic ? it seems this is wandering a little too much gentleman, I feel the Pub beckoning for this topic !

Sorry.
Always Roland's fault!

Ohh don't blame the Rat, you nasty pri**k. tongue.png

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I'm left handed......so have to be careful about having someone sit to my left when I'm using chopsticks, unless that person is also left handed.

Our maid is left handed.......and from what I've observed, there are as many here as back in my home country.

 

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Interesting question.. I guess in Europe we have about 10% of left handed, but don't forget until not so long ago, children used to be corrected by the parents, or by the teacher when using the left hand to write.

If i think about, in fact i can't remember knowing any Thai guy or girl using the left hand to write.

PS in Asia you are supposed to use your left hand to wipe your ass.

 

Not entirely accurate mauGR1 generally speaking only Malaysian muslims and Indians

wipe their asses with their left hand because they often eat with their bare right hands so

deem their right hands unsuitable for ass cleaning, being left handed myself I was often

stared at by the locals in Malaysia when I went to the local eatery and used my bare left

hand to eat.            wink.png

 

 

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Interesting question.. I guess in Europe we have about 10% of left handed, but don't forget until not so long ago, children used to be corrected by the parents, or by the teacher when using the left hand to write.

If i think about, in fact i can't remember knowing any Thai guy or girl using the left hand to write.

PS in Asia you are supposed to use your left hand to wipe your ass.

 

Not entirely accurate mauGR1 generally speaking only Malaysian muslims and Indians

wipe their asses with their left hand because they often eat with their bare right hands so

deem their right hands unsuitable for ass cleaning, being left handed myself I was often

stared at by the locals in Malaysia when I went to the local eatery and used my bare left

hand to eat.            wink.png

 

 

 

 

uhm.. ok, i was assuming all Thais are doing the same, just because a couple of them told me that.
 

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Interestingly I had this conversation in the office recently.

 

The guys said that Thailand still forces lefties to be right handed, something that died out in the UK mid 20th century.

 

Of course, even in the West more people are right handed than left, ATMs in the UK are right hand card, most tools are right handed.

 

As a leftie myself I do occasionally get frustrated with items that are specifically right handed (scissors get me every time).

 

I was regularly smacked with a ruler at school for being left handed.

Still left handed though.

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