Yo Mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for indecent exposure.

Yo Mama so fat her high school yearbook picture was an aerial photograph.

Yo Mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo Mama so ugly she entered an ugly contest and was told no professinals.

Yo Mama so ugly your Grandmama had to be drunk to breat feed her.

Yo Mama so ugly when she was born the doctors put her in a incubater with tinted windows.

Yo Mama so ugly every position she has sex in is doggy-style.

Yo Mama so stupid she got fired from a blow-job.

Yo Mama so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party.

Yo Mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo Mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses to get on her good side.

Yo Mama so fat when she hauls a$$ she has to make two trips.

Yo Mama so fat when she goes to an "all you can eat" buffet they install speed bumps.

Yo Mama so fat when she wears an X-Men t-shirt helicopters try to land on her back.

Yo Mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone.

Yo Mama so stupid when she went to the movies and saw NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) she went and got 16 of her friends.

Yo Mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo Mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is hamburger at McDonalds.

Yo Mama so stupid she went to take the number 44 bus but took the number 22 twice.

You are SO totally weird, Bops!!!! (Should we start a poll on that?)

Yo Mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

You are SO totally weird, Bops!!!! (Should we start a poll on that?)

Wishes commands, and all that....

I think Bops has been drinking again!

what ever happened to 'yo mama she wear combat boots'?

I jus' doan know...high tech jus' ain't my style...

I think Bops has been drinking again!

I don't drink. My insanity (nature or nurture) is permanent.

I think Bops has been drinking again!

I don't drink.

It must be drugs then

I think Bops has been drinking again!

I don't drink.

It must be drugs then

Nope, clean living for me.

I think Bops has been drinking again!

I don't drink.

It must be drugs then

Nope, clean living for me.

Well, your'e still bloody barmy

You are SO totally weird, Bops!!!! (Should we start a Troll on that? )

That's twice that I have been called a troll. Wow!!

Oh bops... you are SUUUUUUUUUCHHHH a Pole!

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(A month ago he wouldn´t even post on here, now he´s got seven threads named atfer him... )

Oh bops... you are SUUUUUUUUUCHHHH a Pole!

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(A month ago he wouldn´t even post on here, now he´s got seven threads named atfer him... )

Pole, troll, gee whiz Wally it's just a bunch of Yo Mama jokes.

yo mama so fat, when she wears a tshirt with a big H on it, helicopters look to land on her.

Yo mama so fat the state used her to flatten asphalt.

yo mama so fat, when they buried her, at sea, the lakes bacame salty...

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Yo mama so fat I broke my leg when I rolled off of her.

Yo mama so fat you can smack her ass and surf for a day.

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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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