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Just read the funniest blog by author Sam de Brito - "No Tattoos Before You're Thirty… what I'll tell my children".

He states:

"What I don't get, is women, usually university educated, dating guys wearing skivvies, who insist men are different: that there are bad guys who lie and good guys who don't.

So, lemme clear that up for you right now, ladies.

The bad guys lie to get in your pants. :D

The good guys lie to get in your heart. :D

Why do you lie? "

This is a great topic for one and all.....

ps. I never, ever lie...... :o:D .... ruly truly!

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I lie if it is the only alternative to hurting somebody I care about.

Bar that - <deleted> it , you shouldn't have asked the question.

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The bad guys lie to get in your pants.

>> the bad girls lie to get a buffalo

The good guys lie to get in your heart

>> the good girls lie to get 2 buffaloes

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Oh dear, has the yank broken your heart already?

yank´s always lie.

BIRts don´t.

:D:D:D Not yet, just preparing myself.... :o that is sooooo funny Kayo!!!! :D

Seriously, it's a blog I read.... do a search on the book... good material for BUDDING AUTHORS!!!!!

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The bad guys lie to get in your pants.

>> the bad girls lie to get a buffalo

The good guys lie to get in your heart

>> the good girls lie to get 2 buffaloes

:D :D

Oh dear, has the yank broken your heart already?

yank´s always lie.

BIRts don´t.

:D:D:D Not yet, just preparing myself....

Seriously, it's a blog I read.... do a search on the book... good material for BUDDING AUTHORS!!!!!

I´m an sxploding one :o

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I'm not a liar.......I'm a <deleted> :D

Can I nominate this as ThaiVisa's quote of the day?

:o:D:D

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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The bad guys lie to get in your pants.

>> the bad girls lie to get a buffalo

The good guys lie to get in your heart

>> the good girls lie to get 2 buffaloes

Lordy lordy lordy,

Bambina, would you like 3 buffaloes? :D

I’m rich, 20 years old, handsome, and very sportive!

:o

Posted

The bad guys lie to get in your pants.

>> the bad girls lie to get a buffalo

The good guys lie to get in your heart

>> the good girls lie to get 2 buffaloes

Lordy lordy lordy,

Bambina, would you like 3 buffaloes? :D

I’m rich, 20 years old, handsome, and very sportive!

:D

:o:D:D

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The bad guys lie to get in your pants. :o

The good guys lie to get in your heart. :D

Your blogger has his facts wrong. In reality:

The good guys lie to get into your pants. :D

The bad guys lie about lying to get into your pants. :D

So you see, if you'd just stop wearing pants, men would stop lying to you ! :D

(OK, that was a lie ! They'd still lie to you, especially if it could get them out of having to visit your parents !) :D

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I went out with a lass many years ago and it took me 2 months before she'd let me get into her pants. I couldn't remember what the truth was, after waiting that long :o:D

P.S. For info, NO it wasn't worth the wait either :D

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I went out with a lass many years ago and it took me 2 months before she'd let me get into her pants. I couldn't remember what the truth was, after waiting that long :o:D

P.S. For info, NO it wasn't worth the wait either :D

Take revenge bojangles, the next girl you meet, let her wait for 2 months before you pull you’re pants down! :D

:D

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I went out with a lass many years ago and it took me 2 months before she'd let me get into her pants. I couldn't remember what the truth was, after waiting that long :o:D

P.S. For info, NO it wasn't worth the wait either :D

Take revenge bojangles, the next girl you meet, let her wait for 2 months before you pull you’re pants down! :D

:D

But then she'll be lying to me for 2 months to get into my pants :D:D And then she'll also be dissapointed that the wait wasn't worth it :D

Posted
I went out with a lass many years ago and it took me 2 months before she'd let me get into her pants.

And I bet they didn't fit you after all that. :o

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Good guys lie to get into your pants.

Bad guys lie about getting into your best friends pants.

:D

Bops???!!!!! :o Do tell ..... :D

Sorry, I don't fck and tell. :D

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My husband is a compulsive liar and he actually swears on my life he is telling the truh, our last trip to LOS I made quite sure he would not have to lie to me of his whereabouts, I never left him alone for a second, I discovered he was going to massage parlours for pleasure why I was sat on the beach on my own. I actually read his posts on pattaya chat and he still denys it , Has any other woman on here had the same experiences as me if so I would like some advice on how to catch him with his pants down.

Just read the funniest blog by author Sam de Brito - "No Tattoos Before You're Thirty… what I'll tell my children".

He states:

"What I don't get, is women, usually university educated, dating guys wearing skivvies, who insist men are different: that there are bad guys who lie and good guys who don't.

So, lemme clear that up for you right now, ladies.

The bad guys lie to get in your pants. :D

The good guys lie to get in your heart. :D

Why do you lie? "

This is a great topic for one and all.....

ps. I never, ever lie...... :o:D .... ruly truly!

Posted
My husband is a compulsive liar and he actually swears on my life he is telling the truh, our last trip to LOS I made quite sure he would not have to lie to me of his whereabouts, I never left him alone for a second, I discovered he was going to massage parlours for pleasure why I was sat on the beach on my own. I actually read his posts on pattaya chat and he still denys it , Has any other woman on here had the same experiences as me if so I would like some advice on how to catch him with his pants down

...and WHAT are you going to do after you catched him Mrs. RAZOR-muff ? :o

LaoPo

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