mrtoad Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 1 and I'm trying my best to get rid of her but she ain't budging.GhostsTell her your into badgers. Tell her you met the Greek lord of badgers and you want to be just like him. That might work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Do I win admiration or scorn? I admire your staying power.... and your bank account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 1 and I'm trying my best to get rid of her but she ain't budging.GhostsTell her your into badgers. Tell her you met the Greek lord of badgers and you want to be just like him.That might work Rub her nipples raw....get a few badgers, start milking. Put a picture of Costas in your wallet. GO THE WHOLE 10 MILES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 (edited) Do I win admiration or scorn? I admire your staying power.... and your bank account Says the bloke who buys his wives, hotel chains. Lol Edited November 25, 2014 by neverdie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Says the bloke who buys his wives, hotel chains. Lol Ex-wives, not wives. Important difference I set the monthly lease in their name, and then leave them to pay the rent and bills themselves, which is easy when they have customers, (sourced by me). Any transgressions, failure to address me as 'Kapom Khun Big Boss' or failure to provide me with daily free beer, food and female 'company', and I switch off the customer 'tap', bringing them to financial ruin and a mental breakdown.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiFelix Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Ive had three wives, 1st Aussie...7 years, 2nd Kiwi....7 years, current wife Thai... so far 9 years and both still very happy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Ive had three wives, 1st Aussie...7 years, 2nd Kiwi....7 years, current wife Thai... so far 9 years and both still very happy. Are you a Mormon? Suggest you speak to Soi Biker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoiBiker Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 You seem a touch obsessed with me lately, toady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thailiketoo Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Ive had three wives, 1st Aussie...7 years, 2nd Kiwi....7 years, current wife Thai... so far 9 years and both still very happy. Are you a Mormon? Suggest you speak to Soi Biker You can have four wives in Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Wait for it.... Wait for it.... Getting married is for suckers. Whoop! There it is!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Ive had three wives, 1st Aussie...7 years, 2nd Kiwi....7 years, current wife Thai... so far 9 years and both still very happy. Are you a Mormon? Suggest you speak to Soi Biker You can have four wives in Thailand. But as the stunningly beautiful, amazingly talented and incredibly young Mrs NL said, "Don't you even think about it." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lional6 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Still looking for Miss Perfect Thai: Hot 23 year old, farsighted, deaf, orphan and just won a major lottery prize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opalred Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 when i was young i read the tassie actor E Flynn said he bedded 100 women i though my family is from there i will try to beat his number i look back now happyly married here with a smile on my face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiFelix Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 when i was young i read the tassie actor E Flynn said he bedded 100 women i though my family is from there i will try to beat his number i look back now happyly married here with a smile on my face Coming from Tassie most were probably close family lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxclever Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 1 for me, nearly 10 years and still going strong. I'm waiting for Simon43 to chime in, on his 4th I think 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wow64 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Lost count the number of wifes I have had... Wifes to someone else. Just keeping them warm for you... Gets very cold and lonley here. Sent from my c64 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beau thai Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Who was it who famously said ' Bigamy is one wife too many. So is monogamy' ? Could have been me- but it wasn't... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Still looking for Miss Perfect Thai: Hot 23 year old, farsighted, deaf, orphan and just won a major lottery prize. shouldn't that be ... Still looking for Miss Perfect Thai: Hot 23 year old, farsighted, deaf mute, orphan and just won a major lottery prize. BTW sipi ... I've never had a Thai Wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sally Salvatore Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 I am no longer purchasing, I am on the short term lease program now. Now when they start showing wear you return it and get a newer younger model. 555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lional6 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Still looking for Miss Perfect Thai: Hot 23 year old, farsighted, deaf, orphan and just won a major lottery prize. shouldn't that be ... Still looking for Miss Perfect Thai: Hot 23 year old, farsighted, deaf mute, orphan and just won a major lottery prize. BTW sipi ... I've never had a Thai Wife. After 18 years marriage to wife 1, learned not to listen so speaking is not a problem. As a matter of fact wife 2 picked up I was not paying full attention and would ask what I just say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 0 wives of any description. I'm rich! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datebayo Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 0 But, if counting the wives of other farangs, then 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted November 27, 2014 Author Share Posted November 27, 2014 (edited) Still looking for Miss Perfect Thai: Hot 23 year old, farsighted, deaf, orphan and just won a major lottery prize. shouldn't that be ... Still looking for Miss Perfect Thai: Hot 23 year old, farsighted, deaf mute, orphan and just won a major lottery prize. BTW sipi ... I've never had a Thai Wife. Mrs David "to be" counts as one. Edited November 27, 2014 by sipi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelomsak Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 I never married until I retired and came to Thailand. After retirement I married with in 4 months,got divorced in 4 months.Got married again 2 years ago. I went back to Canada a couple of years ago and told a friend who used to be my real estate agent,that I had a new hobby, It is get married and buy the wife a house then get divorced and give the wife the house..Since he had helped me buy and sell 10 houses in Canada he thought it was a great idea a least someone gets to live in the house that I know,not a stranger we had a good laugh about that. But my second wife is wrecking my hobby.She loving and caring and understanding, giving me no reason for divorce, so I must take up a new hobby.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 BTW sipi ... I've never had a Thai Wife. Mrs David "to be" counts as one. Mate, I reckon maybe in about 2/3 years. By that time, we will have saved up enough SinSot, the boys will be bi-lingual and able to translate between the two warring culturally different parties. Jan 2017/8 ... keep that date free ... george ... signage rights are still available ... . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khunPer Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 BTW sipi ... I've never had a Thai Wife. Mrs David "to be" counts as one. Mate, I reckon maybe in about 2/3 years. By that time, we will have saved up enough SinSot, the boys will be bi-lingual and able to translate between the two warring culturally different parties. Jan 2017/8 ... keep that date free ... george ... signage rights are still available ... . Sound like a preliminary public invitation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 on the subject of wives ..... The opposite sex The female form is a wonder to me Fluttering eyelashes and made up faces Curves and bumps In all the right places They like to say No When they really mean yes What are they thinking? That’s anyone’s guess They tell you that you can’t When they really mean you can If you listened to them You wouldn’t be a man Ladies are lovely Girls are great Females are fantastic Well worth the wait They love to go shopping And buy lots of things Clothing and bracelets And diamond rings Shampoos and lotions To make them all smell good And if that doesn’t work It bloody well should! A ring will make her squeal A shiny little stone And if it’s a few carats You’re guaranteed a moan! Females can be funny Angry and tense But they have something in common They all make no sense! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dekinw Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 1 for me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 I had a new hobby, It is get married and buy the wife a house then get divorced and give the wife the house.. That is so 'yesterday'. The new fad is to do it with hotels 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i claudius Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 I dont know ,they never told me if they were married or not when i paid the barfine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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