Scissors cut paper.

Cellotape it back together then

Scissors cut paper.

What if the scissors is just too blunt?

Scissors cut paper.

What if the scissors is just too blunt?

and this is where it gets all fked up cos the rock blunts em but ironically can be used to grind and sharpen them again...

PS:- whats happened to chownah - hes morphed into the "twisted thread-starter"

If they are sharp. Then please cut your ######ing wrists.

If they are sharp. Then please cut your ######ing wrists.

thats the thing they aint - and no one can find the rock to sharpen em either

If they are sharp. Then please cut your ######ing wrists.

thats the thing they aint - and no one can find the rock to sharpen em either

The rock is under the paper!

The rock is under the paper!

That i have just shat on.

Which rock? 1,2,3, or 4?

Which rock? 1,2,3, or 4?

That's a very good question!

The Rock that´s in the hard, wet place.

The Rock that´s in the hard, wet place.

There's no rock in any hard or wet place.

Use the paper to clean up the wet spot – no need for scissors or rocks.

It must be said that it is best to keep the scissors away from your rocks – that is of course unless you like to feed the ducks.

Use the paper to clean up the wet spot – no need for scissors or rocks.

It must be said that it is best to keep the scissors away from your rocks – that is of course unless you like to feed the ducks.

dont be so foolish - if ducks were to eat rocks, they would surely sink

But all would be well if the plug were pulled and the wet spot dried up.

But all would be well if the plug were pulled and the wet spot dried up.

And then the damp patch just gets damp again, although in a slightly different spot...

Never run with scisssors.

Never run with scisssors.

Once again, good advice from the Bedlam boys...

But all would be well if the plug were pulled and the wet spot dried up.

And then the damp patch just gets damp again, although in a slightly different spot...

Ah yes.. But these can be dried using the feathers we have so neatly snipped off the duck..

By the way, has anybody got any honey, for the sauce....?

But all would be well if the plug were pulled and the wet spot dried up.

And then the damp patch just gets damp again, although in a slightly different spot...

Ah yes.. But these can be dried using the feathers we have so neatly snipped off the duck..

By the way, has anybody got any honey, for the sauce....?

Kayo's in a weird mood!

you never had honey roast duck?

you never had honey roast duck?

That isn't what I THOUGHT you meant!!! Yes, I have had honey roast duck, yummy!

Now, if we could merge the fried rice thread, we´d get some drooling...

Alternatively, where´s that hot bum good ass thread?=????

Get some drooling on that one too!

Now, if we could merge the fried rice thread, we´d get some drooling...

Alternatively, where´s that hot bum good ass thread?=????

Get some drooling on that one too!

There's too much drooling going on around here...

Now, if we could merge the fried rice thread, we´d get some drooling...

Alternatively, where´s that hot bum good ass thread?=????

Get some drooling on that one too!

First it was inflatable rabbits.

Then honey ducks.

Then fried rice.

Now it's Hot Bum's/Good Ass's.

With all the droolin' he's doin', there must be a huge (and kinky) wet spot in Central America right now !

Now, if we could merge the fried rice thread, we´d get some drooling...

Alternatively, where´s that hot bum good ass thread?=????

Get some drooling on that one too!

First it was inflatable rabbits.

Then honey ducks.

Then fried rice.

Now it's Hot Bum's/Good Ass's.

With all the droolin' he's doin', there must be a huge (and kinky) wet spot in Central America right now !

It's a swamp!