Played golf today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple
nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew
facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more
painful than getting kicked in the Nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy
getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have
come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and
here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be
nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I
would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

Ha ha, yes indeed. And how would a woman know what it's like getting kicked in the nuts? For it to be similar, the baby would surely have to be born in the same split second when getting kicked in the balls? I'd posit it's a lesser, more sustained pain, perhaps like having a big, long dump. Anyway, some of you chaps have a bit too much time on your hands to be thinking of stuff like this.