Lady Boys Apprehend Thief.

In a complete role reversal from the traditional ‘lady-boy robs unwary foreigner story’, a 27 year old Thai man who was in the process of helping himself to the valuables located in an apartment building in a soi off Central Pattaya road on Thursday night, found himself confronted by an angry gobble of katoeys.

The man had around 30 keys in his possession and was allegedly systematically going through as many rooms as he could get into, stealing whatever he could lay his hands on. Normally, the lady boys who inhabit the apartment block are all out and about attending to their nightly task of earning a precarious living, but on this occasion someone was still in the block and, after noticing a light on in one of the apartments, called for high-heeled back-up.

The man was detained at the apartment and police were soon at the scene, before he was taken away for further questioning.

-Pattaya City News

Friday 25th August 2006

found himself confronted by an angry gobble of katoeys.

and NOT a gaggle of geese .... But this writer deserves some credit!

Do people realy find these creatures attractive?

Do people realy find these creatures attractive?

troll

found himself confronted by an angry gobble of katoeys.

and NOT a gaggle of geese .... But this writer deserves some credit!

It is an interesting turn of phrase.

One could go all avian and talk about gobbling turkeys (what is the collective noun for turkeys?) attacking the turn key thief, or degenerate with other inferences of the word gobble and precarious livings.

One on the left isnt that bad looking.

I wonder if catching the thief was more because it was where they lived than being good citizens?? I hope for the latter.

One on the left isnt that bad looking.

I wonder if catching the thief was more because it was where they lived than being good citizens?? I hope for the latter.

I was gonna say the one on the back left is kinda cute! If they didn't live there, how would they have known a light was on that shouldn't have been?

[The headline should have read, thief nailed by “ladies with balls”

BB

name='britmaveric' date='2006-08-26 21:54:04' post='866638']

One on the left isnt that bad looking.

Is that a gun in her pocket or is she just glad to see you?

the standard of writing at pattaya news has certainly improved of late.

a "gobble of katoeys" is pure poetry , up there with other classics such as

a mass of priests , a body of pathologists and a brace of orthodontists.

found himself confronted by an angry gobble of katoeys.

and NOT a gaggle of geese .... But this writer deserves some credit!

Perhaps using this definition:

"gobble - the characteristic sound made by a turkey cock"

angry gobble of katoeys

What a truely classic phrase

the standard of writing at pattaya news has certainly improved of late.

a "gobble of katoeys" is pure poetry , up there with other classics such as

a mass of priests , a body of pathologists and a brace of orthodontists.

Think Howard needs to give the lad a raise who is doing the writing while he is away!!!

found himself confronted by an angry gobble of katoeys.

and NOT a gaggle of geese .... But this writer deserves some credit!

A knob gobble that is

One on the left isnt that bad looking.

I think Im going to have a little talk with you Brit

the standard of writing at pattaya news has certainly improved of late.

a "gobble of katoeys" is pure poetry , up there with other classics such as

a mass of priests , a body of pathologists and a brace of orthodontists.

.....and a chatter of dentists

One on the left isnt that bad looking.

If you notice where the cop is looking I would say he agrees.

One on the left isnt that bad looking.

If you notice where the cop is looking I would say he agrees.

I think that he is just weighing things up....but keeping his hands in his pockets

One on the left isnt that bad looking.

I think Im going to have a little talk with you Brit

Well judging from what we usually see I think I made a faire statement!!

you mean a fairy statement !!!

you mean a fairy statement !!!

Hey! Ho! Here we go

the standard of writing at pattaya news has certainly improved of late.

a "gobble of katoeys" is pure poetry...

I could not agree more. That had me laughing at my computer screen.

.....and a chatter of dentists

or an amalgam of dentists.

or a wince of dentists.

i also like "an argos of chavs" ...... the brits will understand that one.

.....and a chatter of dentists

i also like "an argos of chavs" ...... the brits will understand that one.

Your in Top form today Tax!!!

And to think the theif doesn't have a scratch mark on him!

And to think the theif doesn't have a scratch mark on him!

I quite agree. Though he could have been up shit creek without a paddle.

And to think the theif doesn't have a scratch mark on him!

...and the bruises from the handbags will be well hidden.

i also like "an argos of chavs" ...... the brits will understand that one.

Some years ago I purchased an excercise machine from that particular company and it turned out to be a Catalogue of Disasters

Do people realy find these creatures attractive?

yes