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Thing you'll never do twice in Thailand

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Jump from an airplane with out a parachute tongue.png

or a helicopter under any circumstances.

1. Rent a Jet Ski

2. Para glide in Pattaya after seeing an African Woman dropped into the power lines.

3. Tell a Bar Girl she is a Lady Boy (turns out she wasn't and was she mad!!)whistling.gif

Ask a Thai woman for directions. coffee1.gif

If you ask 10 different ones and go with the average answer ... you may get lucky. Or not. blink.png

1 - Eat chicken feet.........

2 - Drink lao kao in my wifes village.......

3 - Trust a cockney builder..........

Trust a fart.sad.png

+1...messy mistake.

become a committee member of a condo........

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1. Rent a Jet Ski

2. Para glide in Pattaya after seeing an African Woman dropped into the power lines.

3. Tell a Bar Girl she is a Lady Boy (turns out she wasn't and was she mad!!)whistling.gif

Dropped her into power lines! I shouldn't laugh at that butcheesy.gif

Balcony base jumping...

Yeah, if you want to learn to fly, then do it like Ducks do, and start from the ground.

1. Rent a Jet Ski

2. Para glide in Pattaya after seeing an African Woman dropped into the power lines.

3. Tell a Bar Girl she is a Lady Boy (turns out she wasn't and was she mad!!)whistling.gif

Dropped her into power lines! I shouldn't laugh at that butcheesy.gif

am still laughing and I read it a hour ago.

Buy a Jaguar

Buy a kawasaki

Leave a 7/11 receipt for durex in my back pocket

Lean over on a motorbike at a bend

Get angry with a policeman

Drink four large Singha

Dye my hair black

Work in a job i dont enjoy

Lend money to anyone who's pickup is worth more than their house

Brilliant, you have my vote....so true....

Lend out money (at all).

Date a bargirl.....half my age.

I think the t-shirt should read:

Never Trust A Fart

LOS

or

Never Trust A Fart

in

Thailand

300 baht plus postage

I'll certainly never buy another pair of high heels for a ladyboy.

Dating a 45 year GF for staying decent

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