Thing you'll never do twice in Thailand

[LostDemocracy]

Don't eat yellow snow - not easy in Thailand

Don't talk to sailors

Don't stand up in a canoe

[slipperylobster]

Balcony base jumping...

[cruisemonkey]

Go to Koh Samui.

[nithisa78]

never say never

[nithisa78]

Jump from an airplane with out a parachute

or a helicopter under any circumstances.

[MyFriend You]

1. Rent a Jet Ski

2. Para glide in Pattaya after seeing an African Woman dropped into the power lines.

3. Tell a Bar Girl she is a Lady Boy (turns out she wasn't and was she mad!!)

[Fullstop]

Ask a Thai woman for directions.

If you ask 10 different ones and go with the average answer ... you may get lucky. Or not.

[UKJASE]

1 - Eat chicken feet.........

2 - Drink lao kao in my wifes village.......

3 - Trust a cockney builder..........

[how241]

Trust a fart.

+1...messy mistake.

[AlQaholic]

become a committee member of a condo........

[brucefarang]

Think you know how thailand works!

[krisb]

1. Rent a Jet Ski

2. Para glide in Pattaya after seeing an African Woman dropped into the power lines.

3. Tell a Bar Girl she is a Lady Boy (turns out she wasn't and was she mad!!)

Dropped her into power lines! I shouldn't laugh at that but

[Shiver]

Balcony base jumping...

Yeah, if you want to learn to fly, then do it like Ducks do, and start from the ground.

[lanng khao]

1. Rent a Jet Ski

2. Para glide in Pattaya after seeing an African Woman dropped into the power lines.

3. Tell a Bar Girl she is a Lady Boy (turns out she wasn't and was she mad!!)

Dropped her into power lines! I shouldn't laugh at that but

am still laughing and I read it a hour ago.

[delgarcon]

Buy anything that's made in China

[LuckyLew]

Lend a Thai person money

[carter1882]

Buy a Jaguar

Buy a kawasaki

Leave a 7/11 receipt for durex in my back pocket

Lean over on a motorbike at a bend

Get angry with a policeman

Drink four large Singha

Dye my hair black

Work in a job i dont enjoy

[lj cm]

Lend money to anyone who's pickup is worth more than their house

Brilliant, you have my vote....so true....

Lend out money (at all).

[frank0424]

Fall in Love

[marko kok prong]

Attend another village party,especially in the dress and straw hat.

[blueyeshk]

Stay during burning season in the north!

[realenglish1]

Get married to a Thai woman

[NickJ]

Date a bargirl.....half my age.

[amerasianex]

Hire a Pattaya lawyer for any reason. Ever........

[marko kok prong]

Go to Pattaya.

[Pinot]

I think the t-shirt should read:

Never Trust A Fart

LOS

or

Never Trust A Fart

in

Thailand

300 baht plus postage

[asdecas]

I'll certainly never buy another pair of high heels for a ladyboy.

[happy Joe]

Dating a 45 year GF for staying decent

[2alex4alex]

pay a lawyer to do my visa extension.

So I'm not alone..

[NeverSure]

Stay during burning season in the north!

This ^^^