Tie me Kangaroo down ,sport.

[worgeordie]

A very wealthy woman in Australia,told her agent to find her a 21 year old

virgin to have sex with her ,for which she would pay 5000 dollars,the agent

has adverts in the papers,and he cannot find anyone,but he gets a call from

the Outback,they have a 21 year old Aboriginal lad who has never been with

a woman.

So they fly the lad into Sydney ,take him up to the penthouse,into the bedroom,

and shes lying starkers on the bed,this is the lady,the agent tells the lad,who

starts to move all the furniture against the walls ,what are you doing ? asks the

agent, The black lad replies, if shes anything like the Kangaroo I was with last

week, I am going to need all the room I can get.

regards worgeordie