http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html

Stumbled across this on the net.....it made me think of Bedlam so I put it here for future reference.

I might start using Bedlam as part of my information storage system....find a strange link...store it here.

Chownah

It has been said before, but it bears repeating.

You are weird!!

(Scary site, the x rays are even more of a worry)

Can't be arsed to go into it

when i was a student , i used to get holiday jobs as a porter in one of the big hospitals in my local area , the job involved being on duty in the emergency room or operating theatres and wheeling patients backwards and forwards.

one guy , about 35 , came into the emergency room one afternoon and asked to have a foriegn body removed from his anus.

he was behind screens on a bed , but by now a few nurses and porters were eavesdropping . he had vaselined a long fluted wine glass and it had just popped in suddenly up to the base , and he couldnt pull it out.

whats more he had cycled 5 miles to the hospital !

his sphincter had gone into spasm and the doc. couldnt remove it without possibly breaking it.

he needed to have an anaesthetic before it could be removed.

before going into the operating theatre he said "can i have it back , its one of a set "

And people think im weird

Hey!!! They've got a leech in anus thread going in the news forum. I guess I've really started something with this thread....now it seems that objects lodged in the derriere is the talk du jour and the only question is where it will show up next.......the auto section with gear shift knobs?.....the farming section with hoe handles?.....the food forum..nononononoo not going there......maybe Oprah will cover this....after her the deluge!!!!

Chownah

....loved the story with the concrete enema... Chownah, you're really weird!

My sister used to be a nurse in the UK and she used to tell me some great stories.

One day a chap was admitted with an apple lodged were the sun don't shine, he claimed that he had been cleaning the windows and had fallen off the step ladders onto a bowl of fruit, he couldn't answer why he had been cleaning the windows with no trousers on.

nice link Chownah

my sister who works at County - USC in LA always told about the one about the gerbil unable to escape...but I think that's an old one...long time ago too...

How long is a piece of string....when used as a rectal foreign body?

Chownah

How long is a piece of string....when used as a rectal foreign body?

Chownah

Are there beads attached to it?

Suegha,

This is only a theoretic discussion...so...I guess theoretically it does have beads attached!

Chownah

P.S. Theoretically want to borrow it?

Chownah

P.S. If you did theoretically borrow it would that make you gay? Would it make me gay? Can hemorhoids be transmitted via string?...or bead?

So many questions and so few answers!!!

Chownah

Suegha,

This is only a theoretic discussion...so...I guess theoretically it does have beads attached!

Chownah

P.S. Theoretically want to borrow it?

Chownah

P.S. If you did theoretically borrow it would that make you gay? Would it make me gay? Can hemorhoids be transmitted via string?...or bead?

So many questions and so few answers!!!

Chownah

And still we don't know how long that piece of bloody string is!?!

Rectum--hel_l it damned near killed him.

If you pop out a log 12 to 15 inches long and 1 and a half inches in diameter....does this mean you are still a virgin or not....just asking for a friend.

Now that is a very interesting question!

Given the thread anyone else read this {real, unlike The Gerbil, sadly} Darwin Award:-

(21 May 2004, Texas) Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor... well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation.

The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one hel_l of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address!

When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.

The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level was 0.47%.

In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment." Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be described as astounding. Unsurprisingly, his neighbors said they were surprised to learn of the incident.

LINK

Regards

I think that could be accurately described as 'scary shit'